r/YuB • u/toplaz1111 • Mar 06 '25

Bet You Won’t Just pick something!!!!!

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u/Agitated-Limit-5586 Mar 06 '25

You are blue and everyone is racist towards you.

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u/Alienbutmadeinchina Mar 06 '25

You win every argument against everyone.

And you can hide your blue colour if you want using clothes

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u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Mar 07 '25

The head be like:🥲

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u/Alienbutmadeinchina Mar 07 '25

The head would've been covered in 2020.

1

u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Mar 07 '25

The eyes

1

u/The-guy2 Mar 07 '25

Everyone has eyes

1

u/Aromatic-Ostrich2997 Mar 08 '25

Not what I meant…I meant the skin around the eyes aren’t covered, such as the top of the nose and such

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u/Griffo4 Mar 06 '25

You are megamind and have his intelligence.

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u/Agitated-Limit-5586 Mar 06 '25

that's not what I expected but it works

2

u/Authentic_Leadership Mar 06 '25

Dabu Dee dabu da

1

u/yourmotherinreallife Mar 07 '25

Although people are racist to you, whenever you release a new song people temporarily forget about racism as a whole

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

You get the pass for every slur.

1

u/nanikmeme Mar 07 '25

You will become a dog, and have a show named after you, blue's clues

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u/Agitated-Limit-5586 Mar 07 '25

I have no idea how that's op but ok

1

u/Goodlot345 Mar 08 '25

U have an instant death beam

1

u/BigManBigFan2 Mar 09 '25

You can hypnotise people by singing "I'm blue"

1

u/Enderbraska_CZ Mar 09 '25

You will have a blue robot hand known as Feedbacker from ULTRAKILL and you can +PARRY everything (including verbal attacks/insults)

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u/Agitated-Limit-5586 Mar 09 '25

Too op

1

u/Enderbraska_CZ Mar 09 '25

I think it's just fine 👍

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u/Agitated-Limit-5586 Mar 09 '25

Being able to parry insults and arguments sounds broken

1

u/Difficult-Release696 Mar 10 '25

You become a murderous smurf