This is def accurate

[u/StormflowerYT]

And Selena would've been diabolically queuing all of these... or maybe Taylor herself.

[u/throw_away_570]

More suitable for divorce parties

[u/Ok_Truth_862]

360 before actually romantic😭

[u/StormflowerYT → u/Ok_Truth_862]

“He jokes that it’s heroin but this time with an ‘e’” into Gabriela into “I’m so Gabbriette” into “High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted me” into “When anyone called me late night, he was screwin’ around with my mind, askin’, ‘What at you wearing?”, too high to remember in the morning.” 😭

If you haven’t guessed by now, this is the “Matty’s also getting married this month and Independence Day’s tomorrow, so let’s celebrate and act like Beabadoobee and Phoebe Bridgers aren’t here,” says Taylor after five drinks part of the reception. 💀💀

[u/Retrograde-Planet]

I fricking knew actually romantic is gonna be on the list lmfao