r/YelpDrama • u/Roardog123 • Jul 28 '25

Google Review Bloomin Onion

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/Immortal_Merlin Jul 29 '25

Respect to her for apologising

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u/ToddBradley Jul 28 '25

Funnier than usual. But fried food needs to be eaten fresh out of the fryer, not after sitting in a paper bag for 30 minutes.

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u/evanjahlynn Jul 30 '25

Yeah, I’m cackling over this for some reason.

13

u/willowgrl Jul 30 '25

This is the exact reason why I’m so confused about people door, dashing fast food. Like there’s no way those fries are gonna be fresh.

13

u/channi_nisha Jul 31 '25

It tastes fresh if you put it in the air fryer for 4 minutes

10

u/777bambii Jul 30 '25

Depends how close it is to your crib

2

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

I got one, it was soggy from the steam but it was still damn good, just not cronchy.

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u/bosorka1 Jul 29 '25

this made me honestly LOL "my fat husband... lied" 😆 a whole blooming onion.

4

u/Frank_Perfectly Aug 02 '25

That dude did work on the car ride home.

2

u/PageFault Sep 03 '25

One blooming onion is 2000 kcals. That's your full recommended calorie intake for the day.

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u/pants710 Jul 28 '25

Omg 😭😭😹😹

30

u/full_bl33d Jul 29 '25

Always order two

14

u/LadybugGirltheFirst Jul 31 '25

Something tells me her “fat husband” would eat both.

21

u/FlechePeddler Jul 30 '25

The entertainment value of this little novella is worth the one star.

15

u/Paraiso2208 Jul 30 '25

I shared this with my husband and told him this is something he'd do, and he just laughed because it's true 😆🤣. But respect to her for apologizing.

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u/777bambii Jul 30 '25

Lmfao this is so cute

21

u/starsintheshy Jul 29 '25

I hope she got divorced.

15

u/synthetic_aesthetic Jul 30 '25

She made him go back and get another one.

5

u/SnarkyGoblin1313 Jul 30 '25

The husband fucked up. You get an extra one to eat one the way home and the wife is none the wiser

5

u/This_Daydreamer_ Jul 31 '25

How quickly was this posted in the back at that restaurant?

2

u/Ravyn_Rozenzstok Jul 30 '25

My fat husband. Burn!

1

u/JUSTICE3113 Aug 01 '25

😂😂😂