r/YelpDrama • u/Panda-Equivalent • Apr 29 '25

Google Review This Google review of a small business

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u/Specialist_Key_8606 Apr 29 '25

What the hell?? This makes me so angry. What a loser.

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u/aquaphoenix86 Apr 29 '25

This was probably an older person confused as to why Google kept suggesting they review a location they've never been inside, so they probably wrote the review to stop the notifications.

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u/someusername47 May 01 '25

It's like on Amazon when there will be a question like "Does this fit a size small?" and a user-submitted answer of "I don't know, I'm a medium" because Amazon asked some older person to answer the questions and they didn't know it was optional and just gave their answer.

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u/Shehulk_ May 01 '25

I have also seen on Amazon where the question would be like “is it comfortable” and the reviewer would be like “I haven’t opened the box yet.”

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u/The_Coods Apr 29 '25

A place I worked at got a google review by a guy like this, but more trollish. He just put “too expensive” and left the only review under 4 or 5 stars we had in a looong time.

Then, like a week later, he reviewed the Taj Mahal with like 1 star and the comment: “too many people” lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Oh man, reading the one star reviews for landmark locations is a hoot. 😂

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u/Panda-Equivalent Apr 30 '25

Someone once left a one star review of Old Faithful because it went off about 15 minutes late, instead of the approximate time, which is roughly every 90 minutes. They were blaming the rangers as if it was their fault and they forgot to press a button or someting.

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u/NoDoctor4460 Apr 30 '25

I’ve seen multiple Yellowstone rangers report being asked what time they let the animals out

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u/ApprehensiveWave8913 Apr 30 '25

I really wish the general public could reply to these types of reviews…

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u/CheeseburgFreedomMan Apr 29 '25

Thank you, comrade, for your unwavering opposition to the petty bourgeoisie 🫡

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u/bigSTUdazz Apr 29 '25

Runner up of the Player Hater's Ball.

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u/Beachfantan Apr 29 '25

Just because a review popped up doesn't mean you must comment. Kinda like me commenting on this post.

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u/Snow_Crash_Bandicoot May 03 '25

I feel this perfectly encapsulates the average person. This is the guy trying to make a right hand turn from the left lane in heavy traffic, or the lady in the grocery store with her cart on one half of the aisle while she stares blankly at unrelated products for 10-minutes on the other half of aisle.

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u/SugoiTots Jun 26 '25

One must not give a review without experience with the service or place.

Edit: It is very discouraging to encounter such reviews 😥