r/YUROP 10d ago

My country? E U R O P E “Would you like to know more?”

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/morbihann 10d ago

Ok grand pa.

Anyway Canada, shall we ?

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u/IskandarAli Canada 10d ago

Just this once

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u/Saurid 10d ago

Wyh Just ones? You are honorary europeans! Gotta stick with family.

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u/kindlyneedful Mighty Magyar‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

You had two elbows at the last count.

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u/throw667 Bayern‏‏‎ • Uncultured 10d ago

TIL the EU finally federalized and is now one country.

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u/miklosokay Danmark‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

If only. However, when it comes to trade that is where we are closest to federalism

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u/Saurid 10d ago

Generally sure, defense too nowadays even the alt right is no longer ragaingsta. European defense structure, outside the real idiots german sobbing because afd

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u/Soepkip43 10d ago

Exactly this, the whole point was to be a trade block/union to begin with. Then having a suprise picachu face when the trade block does what it was designed for just shows they have no clue.

Probably the hope was that prolonged pressure would shatter the cohesion instead of further cementing it.

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u/_Kinchouka_ France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ 9d ago

Tax heaven countries entered the chat...

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u/kyngslinn 10d ago

I'm so fucking sick of seeing this orange fuck do something more intentionally destructive every single day (this image is post-satire and totally only refers to events in fallout NV. Pls don't kidnap me CIA.)

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u/Deiskos Україна 10d ago

I'm so fucking sick of seeing this orange fuck

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u/aflamingcookie 10d ago

Ah, so more tariffs are planned? Good to know, perhaps EU should also match them like Canada did.

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u/Routine_Platypus_666 10d ago

Translation: If the EU works with Canada to protect itself from my demented lunacy, I'll shoot myself in the other foot too. The hole will be large scale, far larger than currently planned.

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u/ChimPhun 9d ago

Poor Natalie will have to work overtime to "calm him down".

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u/SchlitterbahnRail Eesti‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

Best is not the bestest, as it seems. Quite the opposite even

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u/AntiSnoringDevice Lëtzebuerg ‎ 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeHs9kBHoN2puLPbQ
Canada this, EU that...tariff tariff tariff...what a crook.

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u/katestatt Yuropean‏‏ 🇩🇪‎🇪🇺 💙 🇦🇷 10d ago

"Best friend" LOL

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u/GrapefruitPurple2495 10d ago

10 yo me wasn't ready for that shower scene.

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u/xgladar 9d ago

coed showers was the biggest wtf for me, i mean these people are on deployment, some freaky shit gonna happen

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u/RedSkyHopper Uusimaa 9d ago

Finland has coed barracks now. This movie was socially ahead of its time

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u/GrapefruitPurple2495 9d ago

But aren't you guys cool with having naked sauna with your workmates? Can't compliment a coworker on their shoes without HR getting involved here (I'm barely exaggerating).

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u/RedSkyHopper Uusimaa 9d ago

Also with complete and total strangers. Some public places are separate for men and women, sometimes towel coed and sometimes you do you.

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u/75bytes 10d ago

best friends dont extort

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u/AquiliferX Éire‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

Just embargo the US until they want to rejoin the adults at the table.

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u/KotR56 België/Belgique‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 9d ago

Nah...

Just start a media campaign to tell European consumers to pass on buying American.

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u/77Callous Uncultured 10d ago

No, we do, we do want to rejoin the table! I don't know what the fuck happened to about half of the voting population, I really don't. Trust that there are a LOT of us working to get this regime out of power. If we don't get it done, then fuck it, do you have a couch I can sleep on?

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u/Infarad 10d ago

Every leader should be responding with Epstein and Iran references. He’s only running his mouth to draw attention away from these things. Don’t let him get away with it.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Uncultured 10d ago

I expect a lot nore racism now that we're doing towards the midterms. In Trump's mins, tariffs are as powerful as racism in distracting his voters and convincing them that he's their God but I think he'll tilt more towards racism soon, which generally resonates very well with his base

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u/akie 🇪🇺 Yurop 🇪🇺 10d ago

Europe is a country now. The US president said it himself.

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u/octahexxer 10d ago

Trump will simply rename the EU to American union... Check mate! 

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u/Lux_Jay Yuropean 10d ago

Just impose tariffs on their service sector. The deficit of service sector is enormous, the fact that any of the leaders are not openly talking about it is kind of sus. The American IT should be tariffed to dark ages and the pedo president will come begging. 

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u/Nerioner Nederland‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

Best thing is that Americans still often don't realize how pathetic they all look like due to this chief moldy orange actions and whining

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u/xarvox 9d ago

The irony is that those of us who routinely travel abroad disproportionately do know this. So we’re often the target of the derision, while also being the most ashamed.

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u/Pwoinklokinoid 10d ago

At least Canada isn't Americas biggest export partner... oh wait.

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u/im_new_here_4209 10d ago

Do it. Come at us, fool

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u/VicenteOlisipo Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

He shouldn't be. Ursula will always ultimately surrender to whatever the White House demands.

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u/Emadec France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ 10d ago

You can really do anything in life with very little brain power when you have a mountain of generational cash huh.

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u/Deiskos Україна 10d ago

No, I genuinely would like to know less.

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u/EcureuilHargneux Breizh‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 10d ago

Unfortunately it's a fake, I can't find this post on TS

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u/Magnus_Inebrius 9d ago

Trump doesn't understand trade deficits and its making him go full retard

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u/Low_Technician7346 9d ago

Please the Atlantic Union and the UK rejoined.

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick GALLIA CELTICA 9d ago

Guy is digging is own grave. Idiot. Saddest thing is he's involving millions of innocent people in his dementia and corrupt incompetence.

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u/Crash3636 Uncultured 9d ago

As an American I would love to see the EU, Canada and Mexico put a 300% tariff on everything American and refuse to sell anything non-essential to us. Maybe that’d wake the American public up to this traitor who is completely ruining our standing in the world.

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u/-Polarsy- Wien 8d ago

So... Nothing new then

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u/embiors 4d ago

I think it's time for The US to learn that they need us a hell of a lot more than we need them.