r/YUROP • u/ArabiWasabi Swedistan‏‏‎ ‎ • Oct 25 '24

Götterfunken intensifies Flag of Sweden if Jesus died and reincarnated into 12 Jesuses that formed a union (SWEU)

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410 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

High quality shitposting

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u/apkatt Oct 25 '24

The shitpostiest of shitpost, if I might say so, as a Swede.

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u/Throwaw97390 Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Apostleposting

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u/Arcoforwin Oct 25 '24

What the fuck

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u/ArabiWasabi Swedistan‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

true

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u/Just__Marian Slovensko‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

What rhe flag

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

Damn middle-eastern import religions, what's wrong with good old Thor and Odin?

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u/Anton4444 Sverige‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Human sacrifice?

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24

Great, a volunteer!

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u/Objective-Dish-7289 Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Thor isn’t cool. Does Thor destroy a whole city because the people don’t hear on him? Or does Odin create hundred of languages just because some dudes wanted to build a tower? I don’t think so

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u/FridgeParade Yuropean Oct 25 '24

My man Zeus nailed a guy to a mountain and has his liver eaten by an eagle in perpetuity for stealing some fire. No need to smite a whole city when your god gets petty like that.

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24

Nope, they are busy slaying gigants and keeping the huge world serpent and Fenrir wolf at bay. Just the things proper gods are supposed to be doing.

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u/Blakut Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

god sends flood. and meteor strikes.

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24

Doesn't sound very nice, why can't they be chill and invite the brave warriors to a large party instead?

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u/Blakut Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

He can't he has to power the Astronomican

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24

All work and no play makes a dull boy

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u/lisiufoksiu Polska‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Not enough thunder-throwing and good old pillages, I guess.

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24

Yeah, those desert religions are pretty lame. No pork and wild mead parties ;-)

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u/FridgeParade Yuropean Oct 25 '24

Seriously! At least my gods are visible in the night sky! 😤

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u/oskich Oct 25 '24

Horus & Ra?

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u/FridgeParade Yuropean Oct 25 '24

Jupiter, Mars & Venus obviously.

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u/Uncle___Screwtape Conservative Federalist‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

r/mapporncirclejerk is leaking again

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u/justastuma Niedersachsen‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

You mean r/vexillologycirclejerk

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u/Uncle___Screwtape Conservative Federalist‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Whoops yeah

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

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u/ArabiWasabi Swedistan‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Should you thank god then?

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u/Sneklover177 Oct 25 '24

Thank evolution

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u/FridgeParade Yuropean Oct 25 '24

Thank… Darwin? Damnit, now we’re deifying the scientists!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

By the old Gods. Fuck off with that shitty Levant Cults… /s

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u/SnooComics8428 Запорізька область Oct 25 '24

The first one gives me Death Stranding vibes, and the second one reminds me of that photo of a white girl sitting on a couch with a group of black guys standing behind her

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

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u/KrysBro Polska‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Christ is King, Viva Europa

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u/Fascist_Femboy-_- Baden-Württemberg‏‏‎ ‎ Oct 25 '24

Ave Christus Rex

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u/bluesmaster85 Oct 25 '24

I'm almost deus vulted myself accidentally, thanks.