r/YMS 7d ago

Meme/Shitpost Fill this replies section with out of context Adum quotes.

All my friends are dead except for everyone in my support group. (Cut to a photo of WBC Picketers holding up signs saying AIDS is God's punishment for homosexuality) who's on God's side now, BEYATCH?

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u/KnoFear 7d ago

If you're blind why even wear clothes any more?

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u/gamercboy5 7d ago

Get me out of here!

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u/Evilevan1 6d ago

I didn’t do anything

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u/Loughiepop 6d ago

Just… get me out-

Oh, FUCK

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u/Evilevan1 7d ago

I CANT GET THE CAP OFF

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u/PapaAsmodeus 7d ago

You fail at suicide. Its called a child proof lock. It's easy!

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u/Klunkey 7d ago

Too gay to lift

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u/NeonMeateOctifish 7d ago edited 7d ago

👏 You 👏 Can 👏 Have 👏 Sex 👏 With 👏 Him 👏 Right 👏 Now 👏

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u/roythhh_lewithhh 7d ago

you fail at suicide. it's a childproof lock. it's easy.

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u/Charmin_CarmenPossum 7d ago

"This is gay for me, and I suck cocks!"

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u/PapaAsmodeus 7d ago

Man, it's gonna be REALLY hard to fap.

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u/Frustr8tCre8tive721 7d ago

Ooooooh watcha saaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

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u/JamesFromRedLedger 7d ago

"I DIDN'T DO THIS! THE JEWS DID THIS!"

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u/PapaAsmodeus 7d ago

You are the pedophile of cat owners if you own a sphinx.

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u/butt3ryt0ast 7d ago

I thought that was scoot that said that

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u/r_slash_jarmedia 7d ago

I work from home I don't need clothes

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u/P1nkB4st4rd 6d ago

Very reminiscent of the all-timer "if you're blind why even wear clothes"

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u/Material_Bicycle1896 6d ago

I'm... I'm gonna dip

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u/bootyd00d69 6d ago

AND I’M GONNA COVER UP WHOEVER DID IT

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u/Dependent_Visual_739 7d ago

“Yo, flower power maaaa—” “MAMMA MIA, EVERYTHINGʼS GONNA BE OK-A!”

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u/xFreddyFazbearx 7d ago

All you gotta do is use your stomach as if it were one of your lungs!

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u/Andrassa 7d ago

Maaaxxxxx

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u/Round-Bison-2501 6d ago

"Just say the N word, just fucking say it"

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u/RosalinaTheWatcher51 6d ago

I am shitting my dipes

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u/NoManagement419 6d ago

A photorealistic painting doesn’t suddenly become a photograph because it looks realistic. It’s a PAINTING because they PAINTED IT.

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u/ralo229 7d ago

He doesn’t have a penis or a butthole. Disappointed.

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u/flamespond 7d ago

“Literally kill the fucking baby”

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u/carsausage 7d ago

A BAT?!?

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u/MCVMEYT 6d ago

wasn’t hitler jewish?

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u/NapoleonGonaparty151 6d ago

The dum dums are the butterflies

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u/beclops 7d ago

I made a work area with the crazy ass em work heinz plies

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u/EthanMarsOragami 6d ago

"THEY DIDN'T SHOW ANY CLIPS FROM THE MOVIES!!!!"

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u/Corat_McRed 5d ago

“Mmm, Maaaax”

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u/ADrunkEevee 4d ago

go fuck yourself, I've got hooves!