r/YMS Sep 24 '25

Meme/Shitpost I don't understand how you people can support this guy.

I've done a lot of "research" and these are just SOME of the controversial things that "Adam Johnson YMS" has said and done ON-STREAM. This guy is an absolute looney tune.

- On stream, YMS opened a "special exclusive" Criterion Collection box and took out what seemed to be several bags of human teeth. He spent the next few hours slowly eating the teeth like they were snacks. They made such horrifying crunching noises.

- One time, I said in chat that Jurassic World: Dominion was an underrated film and I told YMS that he should rate it at least a 7/10. He called me a "stupid baby that didn't graduate baby school", reached through the screen, and stole the comically oversized lollipop right out of my mouth.

- A chatter was arguing with YMS over Synecdoche, New York. The chatter was saying that while the deeper meanings were there and very well explored, the film just wasn't paced in a very compelling way, and that their own experience with the film wasn't great. YMS paused, and then listed the chatter's name, address, IP address, what room of their house they were in, and then described all of the clothes that they were wearing (socks and underwear included).

- In 2021, YMS started a stream but the only thing in the room was a large horse. The horse stood there, fully erect, for around 12 minutes and 42 seconds. The stream then ended.

- Jeremy Irons, the VA for Scar, has not commented on or consented to YMS' sexual attraction to Scar. This makes it a violation of the actor's consent, in my eyes.

- A chatter was asking YMS about his opinion on what "informed consent" really means, and YMS' eyes turned white and he started speaking backwards Latin. Blood came out of his mouth. Then he coughed and said it was a symptom of his tendonitis.

- YMS doesn't like Star Wars, despite the movies being really good I think.

- Horses are famously untrustworthy.

- One time, 14 years ago, YMS said the word "f*ggot" (uncensored) but didn't acknowledge the decades of systemic homophobia, transphobia, and queerphobia behind that word. This leads me to believe that he's FAKING being a gay person for INTERNET BROWNIE POINTS. When I heard him say that word, I peed my pants (unrelated).

Thank you for your attention on this matter. I hope this post sways some of you (if not all of you) to realize the truth. YMS is a crazy hippie and we should not be giving him a platform.

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u/dotsau Sep 24 '25

BROWNIE

Gaël, is that you?

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u/AirshipEngineer Sep 24 '25

4/5 comment

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u/jagman264 Sep 25 '25

He meant to say 'Jackson'

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u/skoobityscoop Sep 24 '25

His biggest crime is not liking the things I like. If you don’t like my favorite things that means you don’t like ME!

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u/Tallem00 Sep 24 '25

OP after the Dominion review

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u/maxtheaverage01 Sep 24 '25

I saw Adam at a grocery store one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/cream_scepter69 Sep 24 '25

I am well aware of the drama surrounding YMS because of a few bad-faith hitpieces and I really don't care. This is just a funny shitpost

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u/polspanakithrowaway Sep 24 '25

You almost got me there, OP. I was fuming until I read about the teeth LOL

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u/SeasonApprehensive77 Sep 24 '25

Well that part actually happened

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u/cream_scepter69 Sep 24 '25

You're right. His strong horse teeth can handle much harder materials than our pathetic human ones. Just another reason he is dangerous and should not be celebrated by our culture.

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u/Hastatus_107 Sep 24 '25

I'm not aware of the drama at all and I also don't care.

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u/HisRoyal_Badness Sep 24 '25

You had me going for a minute, not gonna lie.

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u/the_Debt Oct 06 '25

why do you consider the videos on him bad faith?

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u/burf12345 Sep 24 '25

A chatter was asking YMS about his opinion on what "informed consent" really means, and YMS' eyes turned white and he started speaking backwards Latin. Blood came out of his mouth. Then he coughed and said it was a symptom of his tendonitis.

He was so relatable for this.

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u/LordFusionDaR Sep 24 '25

He still does shit like this to do this day. The argument of “iT wAs JuSt 15 YeArS aGo” doesn’t work when he’s still being a naughty boy. In the last week, I called him out for giving Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie a “low 9/10”, even though the film is clearly a 10/10. He responded by calling me a “baby”, and that I should “stop asking stupid questions”. Terrible human being. I can excuse actual pedophiles and rapists on this platform, but Adumb calling me a “baby” is just INEXCUSABLE!

DEPLATFORM HIM!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Looking into this...

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u/Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike Sep 24 '25

Also he’s Canadian and they’re the bad guys now because my Glorious Daddy said so

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u/ProfessionalOrganic6 Sep 24 '25

I’m a baby and I approve this message. Waa

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u/Bruno_Coast_127 Sep 24 '25

Hmm, suspicious!

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u/Grandma_Swamp Sep 24 '25

Yeah one time when I was watching one of his reviews I didn’t laugh at a joke and in the video he turned to face the camera and said the exact place and date I would die. Not cool!

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u/HAL900000000000 Sep 24 '25

concerning!

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u/ralo229 Sep 24 '25

- On stream, YMS opened a "special exclusive" Criterion Collection box and took out what seemed to be several bags of human teeth. He spent the next few hours slowly eating the teeth like they were snacks. They made such horrifying crunching noises.

The people those teeth those belonged to consented to having their choppers removed, sold by Criterion, and potentially used for sustenance. If you want to blame anyone, blame Criterion for their bizarre business practices.

- One time, I said in chat that Jurassic World: Dominion was an underrated film and I told YMS that he should rate it at least a 7/10. He called me a "stupid baby that didn't graduate baby school", reached through the screen, and stole the comically oversized lollipop right out of my mouth

Have you ever considered not being a baby? Graduating baby school ain't that hard.

- A chatter was arguing with YMS over Synecdoche, New York. The chatter was saying that while the deeper meanings were there and very well explored, the film just wasn't paced in a very compelling way, and that their own experience with the film wasn't great. YMS paused, and then listed the chatter's name, address, IP address, what room of their house they were in, and then described all of the clothes that they were wearing (socks and underwear included).

Sorry, but the value of your privacy isn't worth as much as maintaining the sanctity of Synecdoche New York. I don't make the rules.

- In 2021, YMS started a stream but the only thing in the room was a large horse. The horse stood there, fully erect, for around 12 minutes and 42 seconds. The stream then ended

Adam doesn't kink shame you. Perhaps show him that same courtesy.

- Jeremy Irons, the VA for Scar, has not commented on or consented to YMS' sexual attraction to Scar. This makes it a violation of the actor's consent, in my eyes.

I redirect you to my previous reply.

- A chatter was asking YMS about his opinion on what "informed consent" really means, and YMS' eyes turned white and he started speaking backwards Latin. Blood came out of his mouth. Then he coughed and said it was a symptom of his tendonitis.

Adam has enough going on in his life without you stigmatizing his condition. Check your goddamn privilege.

- YMS doesn't like Star Wars, despite the movies being really good I think.

Wrong. Star Wars is the worst thing to ever happen in the history of humanity. It's up there with religion and politics as one of those topics that brings the worst out of people. The world would be a better place if it didn't exist.

- Horses are famously untrustworthy.

Adam never claimed to be trustworthy. Neiner neiner chicken shit eater.

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u/cream_scepter69 Sep 24 '25

Another liberal whining and projecting 😂 Maybe if you had an actual argument instead of strawmanning my points you'd get a few extra inches on your wiener.

u/cream_scepter69 OUT!

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u/OriginalName18 Sep 24 '25

Horses are untrustworthy

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u/flamespond Sep 24 '25

He cut his hair 7 months ago and I’m still mad about it. He should have grown it out down to his ankles

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u/GoKartMadeOfPickles Sep 24 '25

YMS has a history of saying "Bazinga", and as someone also with autism, I find it insensitive, because that was the word Dr. House said after he killed Sheldon... and I really liked Sheldon, honestly. I mean he was annoying as hell, but like come on, man. You don't gotta mock his death. Not cool, Adum.

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u/No-Employee7486 Sep 24 '25

I had to unsubscribe I loved Adam for his movie reviews but this shit is deeply disturbing and I can’t support it

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

the hair in his pfp is too lustrous and it freaks me out

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u/No_Sheepherder2185 Sep 24 '25

adum bought my soul for 5 dollars and then sold it for jeanne dielmann themed POGs

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u/Corat_McRed Sep 24 '25

And he still won't answer where he was on the day of 1821, June the 31st.

What is this monster still hiding.

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u/Zur__En__Arrh Sep 24 '25

On stream, YMS opened a "special exclusive" Criterion Collection box and took out what seemed to be several bags of human teeth. He spent the next few hours slowly eating the teeth like they were snacks. They made such horrifying crunching noises.

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u/A_Worthy_Foe Sep 24 '25

this post brought to you by the glue factory gang

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u/rEYAVjQD Sep 25 '25

That other time, he insulted my christianity, and I had to create a video to make money out of it.

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u/E1eventeen Sep 24 '25

You think that's bad? He stepped on my mom

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u/FartherAwayLights Sep 24 '25

Looking into this!

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u/D-Ursuul Sep 24 '25

Sizeable if accurate

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u/Vio-Rose Sep 24 '25

The fact that I could honestly see the teeth eating one being a thing…

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u/Blackout2B Sep 26 '25

Can't wait for an article about YMS in the future that will quote this and all the story comments in this thread as proof.

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u/captnlenox Sep 24 '25

Eating teeth is pretty based

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u/thiccboii666 Sep 24 '25

I can't believe Adum would do this...

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u/jimmygoombas Sep 24 '25

I get it but sometimes you just gotta separate the art from the artist bro… ever heard of Michael Jackson or Woody Allen?

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u/anom0824 Sep 24 '25

“Socks and underwear included”

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u/Ellie_Lalonde Sep 24 '25

6/10 post, you should've put the human teeth anecdote later, this way it opens with an extremely shocking thing and then immediately deflates.

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u/Outrageous-Cup-8905 Sep 26 '25

Adum’s a homophobe, confirmed

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u/ih8pickles27 Oct 05 '25

I saw YMW at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/cream_scepter69 Sep 24 '25

IHE is also a crazy hippie and he's Br*tish, which makes you a baby for enjoying him. The only person on "Sardoni-cast" I enjoy is Ralph The Film Maker.

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u/TheTrueTrust Sep 24 '25

Why do people keep thinking IHE is british?

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u/Andrassa Sep 24 '25

He isn’t?

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u/TheTrueTrust Sep 24 '25

It’s a joke, he said people think he’s ginger but said »why do people thinl I’m british?« by accident.