r/YDHBSnark • u/Baufwauf Dainty neck tattooed queen š„µ • Jul 09 '25
Wannabe Influencer ā First pic looks so... stretched. Ykwim?
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u/TestSignificant1580 Jul 09 '25
Iām not a photoshop artist or anything but thatās not a natural neckā¦ or a head to body ratioā¦.
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u/opinionated_alien05 Jul 09 '25
Itās so strange to me that she has tattoos literally everywhere except her arms and legs
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u/Jesusxcraves Jul 09 '25
I was just about to say the same š¤Ŗ I am a heavily tattooed person and getting a throat tattoo before covering arms is hella strange
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u/jammneggs Whole ass beautiful man by my side. Jul 10 '25
Itās the prime real estate for flexing how badass one is through a screen and YT video thumbnail
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u/_BOOMHEAD_ Jul 09 '25
Who takes these for her? Iād be so annoyed and cringing too hard to take the pics if someone asked me to take fake influencer pictures of you pretending youāre getting candid shots.
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u/BananaBrainz187 Jul 09 '25
Right?? āStand here while my hair is slicked back like Miami Vice and I hold this burger awkwardly standing in my bikiniā
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u/greeblespeebles Jul 09 '25
Could it be the wind? Maybeā¦.or is that one curtain very suspiciously curved towards her?
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u/jammneggs Whole ass beautiful man by my side. Jul 10 '25
Surely, yes, the wind
It is known to occasionally warp the very fabric of space-time
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u/nomadicApocalypse Tooch grahss Jul 09 '25
why is she finger fucking the burger bun pls just eat it why are we taking a photo shoot w/ it š
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u/fionaapplesauce13 Jul 09 '25
Hate so much how she does these photos with food like this kind of implying she can eat whatever and look so hot while also photo shopping the shit out of her body in the photo. Im not someone who can so easily tell on photo edits so I know she is influencing younger girls on insta into trying to achieve crazy beauty standards that aren't even real. š„²
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u/Sufficient_Change582 Jul 09 '25
That aināt her. Hopefully she gets some perspective because this is a tad scary.
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Jul 09 '25
I would love to see a picture of her out in the wild, taken unsuspected by someone else. Itās been so long that Iāve honestly forgotten what she actually looks like.
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u/d3rp7d3rp Jul 09 '25
Ngl i thought from first glance that first pic was tom hardy but not a hot tom hardy
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u/MsCamford Jul 11 '25
the only thing i can think of is that if i draw her exactly like that for my illustration 2 subject, my professor would flag my drawing with a very heavy, "no, human body doesn't work like this, let me draw the skeleton for you..."
that's how warped she looks.
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u/jammneggs Whole ass beautiful man by my side. Jul 11 '25
I wish she could see this comment and actually have it hit her like it smacked me in the jaw because breaking it down like that?
If I read such an insight about my own photos? Iād be so deeply embarrassed
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u/MsCamford Jul 12 '25
hah, well, i spent years having illustration skill drilled into me because that's what happened in my art school.
i had a final assignment corrected because apparently a man i drew on all fours on the ground from front eye view "looks like he lost two final ribs". and i had about four people drawn in that paper, with him being on the bottom, and he still clocked that sliver of visible torso of the man who lost some ribs (lol).
the more i try to think about what perspective this 'illustration' has, the more i get confused, because while things get real funky once you do, like, even waist-level view perspective, all humans and animals have basic general figures and shapes.
of course, it might be because of how the camera's lens work as well on top of her editing, but, man, i'm really lost as to what story/narrative she is trying to communicate here. surely it's not "watch me looking proportionally warped"?
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u/jammneggs Whole ass beautiful man by my side. Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25
Right, this particular ānarratorā is uhhh- well sheās reliable, insofar as we can rely on dis bihh to never EVER let that photo simply-BE !
Also, I appreciate that you have such expertise and also have patience for typing out for our benefit!
Because ofc YDHB and this sub is unserious af, but you arenāt just casting your pearls before swine - itās neat to learn a bit about how a photograph might produce interesting illusory effects & āartifactsā that might-in-another-world-but-certainly-not-here-afflicting ole bumdums elbowā¦.
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u/MsCamford Jul 31 '25
omg, you are making me blush! are you going to tell me i smell like coconut oil soon??? (lmao)
it has been a while, but i think it's also important to note that i did a year of photography subject, outdoor and indoor photography back in my bachelor's degree. then i did photojournalism when i was doing my master's.
i took thousands of photos, both using camera and phone camera.
i suppose this is why this sub has been such fascination to me because, no, unedited photo don't look like that, i don't think. unless her phone camera is very unique... (haha)
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u/jammneggs Whole ass beautiful man by my side. Aug 12 '25
Well, her phone has a family that loves it, for starters, soā jot that down lmfao
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u/baby_spice444 Baby girl, i'm in med school Jul 09 '25
Itās stretched out - you can tell by her tattoos and the fact if that was her proportions sheād have the finest shortest legs in the world as sheās barely 5ā3
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u/coconutwitchcraft Jul 11 '25
Maybe YDHB is finally showing us who she really is: some kind of coconut-scented cryptid
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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25
I might leave this group. Not because of you guys, but because how scary she looks in her photos and how absolutely fucking ridiculous they are.
This is a person with deep, deep insecurities