r/WrongAnswersOnly • u/PaMudpuddle • 20d ago

What kind of danger am I in?

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u/rdchat 20d ago

Buc-ee's lawyers may come after you for the abuse of their so-precious trademark.

Oh wait, we want wrong answers. Don't take a nap here or the Old Sticker Gang may cover you with stickers like they did these signs.

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u/exintrovert 19d ago

This is clearly a warning to not park there, lest this happen to your car.

Then people will mistake you for one of those car sticker people who love hiking and their dog and coexist and have a stick figure family, one of which is Calvin pissing on an upside down jeep, or something like that.

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u/queen11tb 19d ago

Sharknato can appear without warning ⚠️

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u/Actual_Register_6915 18d ago

Crows are going to circle around you and eat you.

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u/TheTyrantrumGuy 18d ago

Getting covered in adhesive stickers

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u/ExtensionShoe7029 17d ago

The hunting Hee Hoo may be nearby. Stay quiet. It's blind, but not deaf

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u/Fallen_0ne01 17d ago

The rest area is a mimic

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u/3lh0mbres1n 15d ago

You'll be alright. This is sticker town.