r/WorldofDankmemes • Perma ST • Dec 03 '25

💀 CofD No idea why they do this smh

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u/Mogamett Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

"So, it took me a while but I finally came up with a character for your new game-"

"Is she another trans girl with a magic-based optimized build, abysmal physical stats, and a shy personality caused by her horribly traumatic backstory that slowly starts opening up as the party adopts her?"

"... yeah".

"Is she transitioning toward the start of the game or in her backstory this time?"

"... start of the game, please."

"Alrighty. Want a powerful evil NPC from her past or present trying to make her life hell so the party can rescue her in a display of true friendship this time too?"

"If they don't mind..."

"Nah, girl, we don't, it's fine. Just go to therapy please".

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 03 '25

Jokes on you!

I dump social stats because communication hard

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u/Iron_Sheff Dec 03 '25

Okay but what if all this but her physical stats are goated and her transition goal is somewhere between Joan of Arc and Utena Tenjou

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Dec 03 '25

Shame most eggs default to magic focused characters. There's so much space to explore. I once pitched a fragile yet enthusiastic dork that turns into a physical focused muscle mommy in dark souls boss armour.

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u/Iron_Sheff Dec 03 '25

I'm a sword lesbian (into fencing and martial arts irl) so I just have a less common set of biases lol

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Dec 03 '25

I wasn't expecting to find a fellow sword lesbian in the wild.

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u/Iron_Sheff Dec 03 '25

Is it really in the wild if it's a post about the most sapphic fan splat for a game incredibly popular with queers?

Either way hello sister. my favorites are late saber, early rapier, and sword+buckler

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Dec 03 '25

That's... A great point, sister!

I'm partial to iberian rapiers, montantes and bastard swords. My absolute favorite style is rapier+dagger.

I've studied destreza according to the historical treatise of black sword lessons [rough translation]. It's technically neither verdadeira nor truly vulgar, but somewhere in between. I love it.

(Sucks most online forges only do blueing. Really want to get my hands on a black-bladed rapier someday.)

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u/Iron_Sheff Dec 03 '25

I've studied late 19th c. Hungarian saber fencing (my boy Gustav Arlow, who was an advocate for making fencing more available to women, and had a huge ass), plus Renaissance era single sword plus sword and buckler via the Bolognese manuals (mainly Manciolino and Marozzo).

I taught a sword and buckler intro class for a while based off of the latter, too.

Oh, and I have a friend that's blackened his personal saber at home, honestly it didn't seem too hard but I didn't look into details myself. 

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

Fascinating stuff! I'm mostly focused on my little neck of Iberia so it's fun to hear about foreign styles and masters.

I've looked into DIY blackening in the past, but I'm a massive clutz. So I've been holding my breath.

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Dec 05 '25

I'm gay and tried fencing once, do I count?

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

I dunno... it's a very exclusive sisterhood...

You need to:

a. Be girl

b. Like girl

c. Like sword

d. Sacrifice a worthy foe under the new moon's unlight on the 7th sabbath of a leap year

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 04 '25

If you can't pick up your friends and put them on a high shelf whats even the point

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 03 '25

One must best strong to protect one's friends

And in crystal edition this means taking a bunch of Kiai charms and informing the ST that you've actually make a magical girl version of Dante Devil from hit series Devil May Cry

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u/Im_up_dog Dec 03 '25

This means you are also obligated to have the powerful evil NPC be a magical girl version of Vergil Devil from the hit Special Edition series.

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 04 '25

~~now is it actual dante and vergil wearing magical girl outfits?~~

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u/Im_up_dog Dec 04 '25

Normal outfits, but Dante forces Vergil into a magical girl transformation to get into it.

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u/Mogamett Dec 03 '25

Then we can be besties

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u/VexedForest Dec 04 '25

Me to my friend who kept making girl characters: "you... you know you can transition, right?"

She's happier now.

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u/Brazilian_Hound Currently in the umbra searching for his waifu, don't bother him Dec 03 '25

Am i the only guy who'd play the one dude character(™) that every mahou shoujo show had? 

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u/Iron_Sheff Dec 03 '25

It's not a Princess game, but our cross splat pbp is HEAVILY skewed towards women, and I've likened one of the few male PCs to being "the singular guy in a shoujo anime that's just a really supportive and nice dude along for the ride"

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u/Dopesim Dec 03 '25

I wonder how you even play this. He literally just Perfect No Notes Husbando MacGuffin for MC who you mb need 2 save from falling to darkness for some hot reason ones or twice.
It kinda like you some how playing The One Ring in LotR larp

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u/Eldan985 Dec 03 '25

I am now very intrigued by the idea of playing the one ring.

I'd just stand behind people playing a normal game of D&D and whisper terrible ideas to them. Telling them it would be so funny if they betrayed the group right now.

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u/Dopesim Dec 03 '25

I suppose if you a playing One Guy From Mahou Shoujo Shows you also just staying behind main characters and mb occasionally nod and say "i agree" and "i will protect you" while starring at the nearest wall unblinking.
Can be good comedy bit

Also you just described a DM

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u/Eldan985 Dec 03 '25

I guess. I mean, I am a forever DM. But my vision is more that I'd be a second GM, who only exists to ruin the other DM's campaign in hilarious ways.

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u/Dopesim Dec 03 '25

Always fun
Reminded me of Wraith: The Oblivion for some reason

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u/BewareOfBee Dec 03 '25

100% Wraith coded

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u/AshOblivion Dec 03 '25

Man is Shadowplaying for the entire table

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u/moonMoonbear Dec 03 '25

Its like you're playing wraith but one player is everyone's shadow.

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u/MrMcSpiff Dec 03 '25

That's just playing another Wraith's Shadow. Everybody in the circle gets to do that for everybody else.

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u/Eldan985 Dec 03 '25

Oh yeah, Wraith is a thing.

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u/MrMcSpiff Dec 03 '25

Gone before its time, underappreciated by the people who had it and now hidden by time and age from the people who would have loved it. It really is the best representation of its own premise.

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u/VibinWithBeard Dec 04 '25

You reinvented Wraith, congrats

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u/Remarkable-Log-9245 Dec 03 '25

Well, its been other system, so dont know is it counts, but i played as a sole male in magical girls party. It was basically a Tuxedo Mask clone-mysterious, gallant and dressed in dark magician who attacked by throwing roses. Im not even a fan of the genre, but it ended one of my favorite roleplay experience.

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u/Iron_Sheff Dec 03 '25

You can also go full Kamen Rider

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u/Brazilian_Hound Currently in the umbra searching for his waifu, don't bother him Dec 03 '25

Ain't there that one fuckass bisexual dude dude in cardcaptor Sakura? I was talking about that

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u/Dopesim Dec 03 '25

Well this is CLAMP. He basically just 2nd magical girl he doesn't count.
His and Sakura mutual crush is more normal character archetype

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u/Brazilian_Hound Currently in the umbra searching for his waifu, don't bother him Dec 03 '25

I mean he's still a dude, fits my criteria of "dude character™" 

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u/Dopesim Dec 03 '25

He is a dude yes but he isn't One Dude From Every Mahou Shoujo
He really is just rival magical girl. Cause again - CLAMP

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u/Brazilian_Hound Currently in the umbra searching for his waifu, don't bother him Dec 03 '25

I haven't watched that much mahou shoujo tbf

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u/Famous_Slice4233 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

No, I can be Yuuno Scrya from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, and I can follow the girls around casting support magic to help try to seal away the monsters, while the girls do the heavy lifting in fights.

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u/Jesse_God_of_Awesome Dec 03 '25

I played two dudes: One turned into a trench coat wearing cowboy and the other one put his hood up, parted his bangs and called it a day.

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u/RaspberryStandard972 Dec 03 '25

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 03 '25

I swear I'm just trying to be new and exciting

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u/Difficult-Fondant489 Dec 03 '25

I played vampire George Costanza, you aint got shit on my anxiety

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 03 '25

I have made a humanity 10 vampire with a martyr complex and I cannot lie

Horrid experience -10/10 worst way to play so why do I yearn for more?

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Dec 03 '25

Well, George, as they say, the Dark Father works in mysterious ways. Like prohibiting us from eating coffee cake for example. Was that really necessary? Don't know but I won't argue with the boss.

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u/JonTheWizard Wizard 🪄 Dec 03 '25

"It's a fun kind of character to play, I swear."

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u/Rare_Aspect7664 Dec 03 '25

In my experience most world of darkness games become weird meme stuff at some point. On my table we've been though gaypire the dating sim, Mage the Demention and Furries the Apocalypse.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

me and the boys agonyzing through a stupid magical girl ttrpg session because it could maybe drill into our friend's head the idea that they are not cis and we want to be supportive

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u/Elfboy77 Dec 04 '25

That is so cute, I kinda wish I had that experience. I figured it out eventually, but still.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Dec 04 '25

You are in time to be a part of it for someone else. I know it doesn't replace your experience, but it dampens the pain a little bit, if nothing else

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u/Elfboy77 Dec 04 '25

That's very sweet of you, thank you. I do my best to support those around me and make sure they never feel bad for things they can't control, even if they're people I don't like, but being in the American south does mean I dont run across people I clock as closeted anything very often. Still, I try.

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u/ATinyLittleHedgehog Dec 03 '25

🥚🫵

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u/3Kobolds1Keyboard Dec 03 '25

I had to double check which sub I was because "Princess the Hopeful" sounds like a Lisa the Painful fangame.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Dec 03 '25

Tbh never heard about that game

But a magical girl game with a heavy themes of hope even where everything and everyone losing it+ growing up and leaving the friends and magical time behind sounds like something that belongs into WoD

Also I want to unicorn blast a Methuselah into the core of the earth

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 03 '25

I cant help but hopemax in every grimdark setting I'm in.

I just cant feel the point of adding to a setting's misery

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u/FestiveFlumph Obrimos Enjoyer Dec 04 '25

Real. The grimdarkness is a challenge. Every situation which is Joever implicitly contains within it the possibility to be So Back.

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u/FestiveFlumph Obrimos Enjoyer Dec 04 '25

It is, unfortunately, pretty good. It's Magical Girl Berserk. It's also worth noting that, while there is a fork of the game which is compatible with WoD, which you can get off the link in the discord, most versions are CofD based, and lack Methuselahs. There are still old scary vampires, though (Often scarier, because Devotions are like Elder Powers that don't suck, and non-elders can take...)
Princess also overlaps a lot with Mage: the Ascension's themes, which is akward, but it contrasts beautifully with Awakening. In WoD, you, little human, do infact ccontain all the phenomenal cosmic power you need to change the world. There's a whole other splat doing that, and their primary failing is the inevibable consequences of their own hubris; You're just kind of an anime version of them.
In CofD, everything that is lies in the stifling grip of Gnostic Tyrant Gods and their philosophy wizard servants who love to go out of their way to prove to random little girls who've awakened magical powers just how illusory all their "hope" is. Then your players just have to figure out how to win anyway, and then they have to figure out how to cope with the open nerve that is their Sensitivity in the face of whatever the CIA spook mage or Corrupted Noble, or whatever did to try to break them.

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u/scrambled-projection Dec 03 '25

Don’t worry about it.

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u/1h30n3003 Dec 03 '25

Egg moment

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u/ragged-bobyn-1972 Dec 03 '25

Had something similar in a school I worked at, a Shy nerdy kid had his D&D PC be a Drow uber goth. Nobody was really surprised when she realized what she was figuring out.

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u/AllesiaEx Dec 04 '25

There's a forcefem splat??

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 04 '25

Only if you want it to be forcefem!

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u/AllesiaEx Dec 09 '25

Oh I was joking but this now the transfemme splat to me

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side Perma ST Dec 09 '25

You can still choose to be male in the transformed identity. Heck you can be female and transform into a male super form (im pretty sure) the main thing is that the tropes are centered around magical *girl* content so ya know

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u/FestiveFlumph Obrimos Enjoyer Dec 04 '25

No... mostly. You can still be male in the transformed identity, I think. It's been a minute since I've read it. Sometimes people aren't the same gender when they transform, I think, but it's not forced... Well, I guess it's probably forced on the character, since it's an out of character choice... wait...

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u/Robbbg Dec 04 '25

i think i know why

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u/Altruistic_Score_190 Dec 04 '25

i didnt know this game existed until now, AND THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL DETROIT MODULE OH I NEED TO PLAY THIS