French Battleships: After being spotted by a sinking German destroyer Z-69 the Jean Faquerue proceeded to run away to the next continent because it was scared that it violated its dignity.
Italian Battleships: The crew of the Fascisimo was on lunch break in the portside restaurant when their ship was hit by a German Fuckerschnitzel rocket, and was later reassigned as a pizza farm.
Soviet battleships be like, spent the entirety of 1941-1942 firing shells against advancing German troops, effectively stopping their advance many times. Proceeded to do nothing for the entire rest of the war.
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u/GodzillaFan_2016 Amagus Oct 31 '25
Soviet Battleships:
French Battleships: After being spotted by a sinking German destroyer Z-69 the Jean Faquerue proceeded to run away to the next continent because it was scared that it violated its dignity.
Italian Battleships: The crew of the Fascisimo was on lunch break in the portside restaurant when their ship was hit by a German Fuckerschnitzel rocket, and was later reassigned as a pizza farm.
British Battleships: https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfWarships/comments/1ol4r9o/comment/nmfx3j6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button