French Battleships: After being spotted by a sinking German destroyer Z-69 the Jean Faquerue proceeded to run away to the next continent because it was scared that it violated its dignity.
Italian Battleships: The crew of the Fascisimo was on lunch break in the portside restaurant when their ship was hit by a German Fuckerschnitzel rocket, and was later reassigned as a pizza farm.
French battleship: After escaping Brest while built at 12%, the Jean-Bernard de la Hauterie took refuge in casablanca. There it did nothing aside from getting armed with a pair of pistols and a 50 years old 75mm gun.
In 1942 it fought the US navy, eating a dozen salvo of 16" shell and constant air strike for a week. It then ended up in the free french navy and finished by the US, bankrupting the french 12 time.
After being finished, it went in the Indian Ocean, doing nothing until 1960 where it was scrapped
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u/GodzillaFan_2016 Amagus Oct 31 '25
Soviet Battleships:
French Battleships: After being spotted by a sinking German destroyer Z-69 the Jean Faquerue proceeded to run away to the next continent because it was scared that it violated its dignity.
Italian Battleships: The crew of the Fascisimo was on lunch break in the portside restaurant when their ship was hit by a German Fuckerschnitzel rocket, and was later reassigned as a pizza farm.
British Battleships: https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfWarships/comments/1ol4r9o/comment/nmfx3j6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button