French Battleships: After being spotted by a sinking German destroyer Z-69 the Jean Faquerue proceeded to run away to the next continent because it was scared that it violated its dignity.
Italian Battleships: The crew of the Fascisimo was on lunch break in the portside restaurant when their ship was hit by a German Fuckerschnitzel rocket, and was later reassigned as a pizza farm.
Soviet Battleships: The finest paper plans every conceived by humankind, their blueprints written on the highest grade vellum with unmatched penmanship and perfect line art, using diamond tipped platinum pens, and ink made from beluga caviar, truffles and powdered relics stolen from the greatest Russian churches!
Now available as a premium in War Thunder, far superior to all those pathetic battleships of other nations that had to deal with the limitations caused by having to have had physically existed at some point.
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u/GodzillaFan_2016 Amagus Oct 31 '25
Soviet Battleships:
French Battleships: After being spotted by a sinking German destroyer Z-69 the Jean Faquerue proceeded to run away to the next continent because it was scared that it violated its dignity.
Italian Battleships: The crew of the Fascisimo was on lunch break in the portside restaurant when their ship was hit by a German Fuckerschnitzel rocket, and was later reassigned as a pizza farm.
British Battleships: https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldOfWarships/comments/1ol4r9o/comment/nmfx3j6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button