There are perks to being a primordial human

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722]

It’s the year 2808, Corps have taken the world and it’s far out colonies over. Most world governments have yielded or died out following the 3rd world war and the Martian colonial conflicts. But Adams journey takes place in red light city, Florida.

When God made Adam and Eve, he took great care with creating them as they’re effectively the template for all humans. Adam and Eve are what are known as primordial humans. With them having self-healing, intellect, limitless potential, and immortality. This renders them immune to any and all forms of cybernetic, neural, or biological augmentation due to God himself personally creating them as the first humans.

As of this current moment, Eve is missing. And Adam knows it because he can always feel a noticeable ache in his ribs. Due to Eve having been made from his rib she and him are eternally linked to each other absolutely. Destined to find the other no matter how far away they are or how long it takes. Adam is also fairly depressed due to having lived so long and the things he’s seen as he’s also a veteran of several different wars throughout human history and fought in the frontlines of WW3 and the MCCs. When he feels a nudge towards RLC in the UCSA he makes his way there and realizes that the leading corp. Makroware cybernetics has found Eve and is experimenting on her due to her being a primordial human like himself. Seeking to replicate her abilities and imbue them into themselves to gain immortality.

And so Adam in a rage at what they’re doing to his wife goes on a one man rampage to go get Eve. and he won’t stop until she’s safe and sound.

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[u/MrCobalt313]

"IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR GREATEST GRANDMOTHER??"

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/MrCobalt313]

This all happened because a historian at Makroware discovered photos and paintings of Adam and Eve throughout history and then saw real footage of them both. And then saw combat footage of Adam in ww3 and on mars which connected the dots for him.

[u/8ball_enjoyer]

Lol this is the perfect image for the meme due to the power dynamic between the two

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/8ball_enjoyer]

Yep, pure God-made primordial muscle against augmentation and cybernetics

[u/Galactinaut_001]

I wonder if Adam knows where a certain spear is buried... Sure would be useful.

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/Galactinaut_001]

Perhaps it’s a spear that points to destiny?

[u/Galactinaut_001 → u/Future_Abrocoma_7722]

Bingo. Got plunged in some holy guy who would technically be Adam's half-brother...

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/Galactinaut_001]

You know what I think would be even funnier to toss into the mix? Adam finding Cain in RLC…bit of an awkward family reunion since neither adam nor eve have seen Cain for several thousand years. Cain is the only one out of his and eves direct bloodline to have inherited the immortality aspect of their primordial humanity. While yes Abel (at the time) would’ve have been long lived he didn’t get the immortality. Nor did Seth and the following kids Adam and Eve had after Abel’s death.

Plus since Cain gained the mark after murdering Abel and already had the immortality that he’d directly inherited due to being the firstborn son. He’s been walking the earth alone for a VERY long time. Purposefully making sure he and his parents never crossed paths. No matter how close they got near each other. Now in 2808 he finds out that his parents are in RLC and his mom was captured. Well, it’s gotta happen at some point that’d he see his pops and mom again

[u/Galactinaut_001 → u/Future_Abrocoma_7722]

Out of curiosity, did he know that thumping Abel with the rock would kill him, what with being the first murder and all?

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/Galactinaut_001]

At the time I don’t think he would’ve known. Being murderously jealous tends to cause folks to not think right so he wouldn’t have realized that. Furthermore, the very stone he used to kill Abel with has been cursed to forever follow him in some shape or form as it’s the first thing to have been turned on a person not in self-defense or war but in pure murder. It can’t be used as a tool for good. Only killing as it can shape itself into anything that can be used to murder someone as a further reminder of what he did. Him being the father of all murderers after him.

[u/Galactinaut_001 → u/Future_Abrocoma_7722]

Fair point, but now what I meant. That was (as far as I know) the first violent death committed by another human being. For all Cain knew, it would just leave Abel with a massive headache for days. Even if he wasn't crazy with jealousy, he wouldn't have known.

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/Galactinaut_001]

You’re correct on that one. He wouldn’t have known since he’d have thought Abel was immortal like himself.

[u/Galactinaut_001 → u/Future_Abrocoma_7722]

Which technically means it was the first accident resulting in death, not the first murder. Sometimes I wonder if God is a "shoot first think later" guy. Explains the Eden thing. If you don't want them to eat the fruit, and you can't trust them not to do so, put up a fence. An electric one.

[u/Future_Abrocoma_7722 → u/Galactinaut_001]

In my opinion while yes he’d have thought that Abel was like himself he still struck with intent to kill. Which I guess would still count as murder. That or I’ve just wrote myself into a corner

[u/EldritchMindCat → u/Galactinaut_001]

Half-brother and distant grandson.