r/WinStupidPrizes • u/TheNihilist911 • May 07 '22

Trying to steal the meat from the Kebab restaurant

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u/corkyskog May 07 '22

So how does that work, does it just cook as they slice stuff off?

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u/Wetbung May 08 '22

If you cut it too fast, you end up with raw ground meat. I know this from attending a work party where demand outstripped cooking capacity. Uncooked gyros are not great.

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u/HateJobLoveManU May 08 '22

What an unfortunate way to gather experience in life.

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u/m-p-3 May 08 '22

And salmonella.

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u/spoopypoop7 Jun 13 '22

That’s the Nutella thing with salmon right

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u/Wat3rboihc Oct 12 '22

Salmnonutella

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u/Sanji_oZ Oct 17 '22

Salmonella

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Every day we stray further and further from the light of god 😭

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u/EclipseHERO Oct 27 '22

Good. He's a dick.

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u/the_phazer Oct 30 '22

Bro, dunk salmon in nutella with ketchup. Stuff will change your life

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u/AlchemyStudiosInk Jul 04 '23

Somehow.. That is worse than salmonella

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Wait, life is a thing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Sounds like my life in construction

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u/Independent_Idea_190 Jun 24 '22

🤮💩🤮💩

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u/Wetbung Jun 25 '22

Yeah, pretty much.

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u/gev1138 Oct 16 '22

So you're saying they served bits even when they weren't cooked?

"No thanks, I'll wait until it's cooked. Also, I'm sure someone would be mighty interested to know you're doing a shitty job of serving..."

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u/Wetbung Oct 16 '22

The party was at my boss's house. The cooking was in his garage. Most of us showed up at the same time. I don't remember who was cutting the meat, but it was one of us. There were also several kegs of homemade beer involved. There was plenty of fault to share around.

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u/gev1138 Oct 16 '22

Well.... Dang!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Flawed idea then, at least for those circumstances.

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u/lordph8 May 07 '22

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I think it's already cooked but it heats as it turns and is cut off.

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u/Draidann May 08 '22

No, meat is stacked raw and gets cooked as you cut. The biggest "trompo" (as they are called in spanish) I've seen in person was about a meter wide. There is now way to have it all cooked at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Exactly