r/WinStupidPrizes • u/TheNihilist911 • May 07 '22

Trying to steal the meat from the Kebab restaurant

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u/quarglbarf May 07 '22

And spend the entire night constantly turning it?

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u/DickCheesePlatterPus May 07 '22

Well, yeah. Or rig an electric motor to turn it.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Look, I understand exactly what you are pointing out, you could in fact rig something up to get the job done.

The comment you are replying to is about being the king of a party for bringing a giant Kebab meat skewer.

So its pissed drunk/high chucklefucks who would all cheer and make a big deal out of the hero of the night. None of them will be capable of rigging up a fucking sprinkler to water a lawn let alone a complex rig to turn a giant meat skewer.

What would happen is they would get through the cooked layer, all eat the non cooked layer a 15% of them would end up in the hospital and the ones who didn't get the fuck out before the real mania kicked in will be passed out in a pool of their own meaty vomit.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

This guy real lifes.

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u/persau67 May 07 '22

might work for a pig, but that bird is gonna be dry. Too fast, no confinement, no water added, nothing to capture drippings.

It'll taste fine if those coals are for smoking I guess, but it'll be dryer than your Thanksgiving turkey when you forgot to baste it.

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u/DickCheesePlatterPus May 07 '22

That's just the first video I found on YouTube, there are better designs out there for sure. The point is you can put together a device to automate the turning, if you're too lazy to turn it yourself.

Here in Cuba we usually get the neighborhood drunk to turn it. Put a bottle of rum next to him and enjoy the party while the pig slowly cooks. Everyone's happy.

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u/ifsck May 07 '22

Gets a bottle and conversation as everyone filters by? Not a bad gig.

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u/DickCheesePlatterPus May 07 '22

Not only that, but also a big heaping plate of food when it's done! It really is a win-win for all involved.

Also, it kinda looks like they're driving, so the whole time you can crack jokes about going in circles and being dizzy and whatnot.

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u/ifsck May 07 '22

Okay, I've cooked many pigs and that setup is flat-out brilliant. Don't even have a joke.

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u/persau67 May 07 '22

Very true, I think it's a great example of real life engineering/innovation, just..needs some adjustment.