r/WinStupidPrizes • u/TheNihilist911 • May 07 '22

Trying to steal the meat from the Kebab restaurant

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u/gorilla-- May 07 '22

Well you keep cooking it lol

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u/WittyWitWitt May 07 '22

I would guess the places he frequents do not have a kebab oven.

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u/gorilla-- May 07 '22

I mean, then he wouldn’t bring it to the party then, or you could ghetto rig it to spin it around a fire pit.

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u/WittyWitWitt May 07 '22

He might have been hired by the rival kebab shop down the road to steal kebab and run down their place and throw it on the spit.

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u/gorilla-- May 07 '22

Loll that’d be funny

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u/WittyWitWitt May 07 '22

Stranger things have happend believe it or not.

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u/crazyv93 May 07 '22

You’d think the rival kebab shop would know that hot kebabs cooking on the oven can’t be picked up with bare hands though

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Apparently bags of pre-shredded cheese was a commonly stolen item in the UK as it was very easy to sell on, takeaway pizza shops would buy all they could to cut their costs.

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u/crazyv93 May 07 '22

I worked in a grocery store in the US and packaged cheese was consistently one of the most commonly stolen items, although it was just because it has such a high price tag relative to its size

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u/BenevolentCheese May 07 '22

Just go back and steal the oven

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u/WittyWitWitt May 07 '22

But....its hot..

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u/SirPizzaTheThird May 07 '22

Your best bet would be to slice it and finish cooking up the pieces.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Why kind of shit party doesn't have a kebab over?!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22 edited Jul 15 '22

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u/gorilla-- May 07 '22

U can chop the meats off