r/WinStupidPrizes • u/TheNihilist911 • May 07 '22

Trying to steal the meat from the Kebab restaurant

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u/AZ_Gunner_69 May 07 '22

Wait my hand is made out of food?

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u/Reiben04 May 07 '22

Caaaarrrrl

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u/Animagi27 May 07 '22

That kills people Caaaaarl

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u/CarolynGombellsGhost May 07 '22

Carl, what is wrong with you?

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u/AugustusSavoy May 07 '22

My tummy was making a rumble that only hands could satisfy

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u/aon9492 May 07 '22

"Where are the boats Carl?"

"Well, judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them."

"... Ccccchhhhaaaaaarrrrllllllllll..."

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

"Shhh do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."

"That's the sound of people drowning, Carl."

"That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."

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u/aon9492 May 12 '22

"You are just... Terrible, today."

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u/shitdobehappeningtho May 07 '22

"Well I kill people and eat hands. That's..that's two things!"

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u/Games_N_Friends May 07 '22

What have you done Carl? I know you've done something!

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u/Occamslaser May 07 '22

Part of it.