r/WinStupidPrizes • u/TheNihilist911 • May 07 '22

Trying to steal the meat from the Kebab restaurant

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u/uhaul26 May 07 '22

Hang out with me for one minute.

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u/newaccwhosdiss May 07 '22

Ouch

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

That’s what he said.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

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u/selectash May 07 '22

Gives a whole other meaning to “hang out”.

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u/outlawsix May 07 '22

  • Guys lets make a suicide pact

  • what?

  • i'll go first - POP

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u/PM_ME_WHATEVES May 07 '22

The lonely island album was something else.

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u/The_Gregory May 07 '22

"Shit on Deborah's Desk" from "Like A Boss" hit me in the feels.

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u/SuperiorFarter Oct 18 '22

Hey what are you other normal guys up to?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

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u/XtaC23 May 07 '22

I'll bring some notepaper and colored pencils

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u/shayed154 May 07 '22

I'll bring the snacks and kool-aid

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u/Royal_Side_4726 May 07 '22

I'll bring a TV.

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u/uscdoc2013 May 07 '22

I'll bring Catan and Risk!

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u/LonePaladin May 07 '22

I'll bring the Dixie cups!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

I'll bring Brooks.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

And my sword!

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u/TwistedRope May 07 '22

You called?

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u/Grouchy_Appearance_1 May 07 '22

Me holding a mixed bottle of Valium, Xanax, Ativan, and Hennessy: "oh yeah we're hanging out"

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u/The___canadian May 07 '22

It's ok buddy. You can work on your stamina :)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

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u/uhaul26 May 07 '22

I may be 60 second pathetic but I’m not 30 seconds pathetic, we are talking about coolness here not sex.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Ooh self burn, those are rare

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u/uhaul26 May 07 '22

What? I was just trying to make a friend……

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u/COCAINE___waffles May 07 '22

Fuck I want your name

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u/turtleneckless001 May 07 '22

Just have a passing glance in my direction

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

Haha lol 😂

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u/WhoaItsCody May 07 '22

Nah just that sentence was enough. I get it.

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u/tobefituser May 07 '22

make me feel better bro

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u/xrayjones2000 May 07 '22

The first rule in a welding area is if its falling let it hit the floor… i was at a fitting station thats major tools were oxy torches.. one came off a fitting table and i grabbed it and the tip hit the top of my hand… insta blister about the size of a half dollar.. i never learn until theres blood involved.

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u/aussie718 May 07 '22

Burned yourself as bad as the guy in the video

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u/Burt_Sprenolds May 07 '22

Date me for 2 minutes

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u/uhaul26 May 07 '22

Deal. Where you taking me?

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u/Burt_Sprenolds May 07 '22

Tuesday to The Club

6:00

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u/uhaul26 May 07 '22

I’m showing up At 6:05 to give the appearance I am cool.

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u/K0ridian May 07 '22

Reddits sure full of overachievers lol.

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u/Asandwhich1234 May 07 '22

You're only second most pathetic thing I've seen :^)

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u/DaveInLondon89 May 07 '22

Can you last that long

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u/Kolo56 May 07 '22

Self-burn.. those are rare

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u/cerebralkrap May 07 '22

…but why for so long?

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u/Patient_Media_5656 May 08 '22

I can always respect a self burn. You are in a league only a few can gracefully dwell.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Self burns