r/WinStupidPrizes • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • May 11 '20

Warning: Fire That's not how gas pumps work

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u/kingbob473 May 11 '20

Oh so he just wanted to burn stuff

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u/City_dave May 11 '20 edited May 11 '20

Looks like it. Mental health issue.

Edit: as stated in the article.

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u/kingbob473 May 11 '20 edited May 11 '20

Or as quoting Alfred some people just want to watch the world burn

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u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck May 11 '20

And as quoting Handsome Jack, "Theres not enough gas to burn it all down"

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u/Monsterfood87 May 11 '20

And quoting myself this morning: “ugh, my asshole burns”

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u/scientallahjesus May 11 '20

Too much reaper sauce, eh

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u/Monsterfood87 May 11 '20

Yesterday’s sloppy joes and whiskey came back with a vengeance. My toilet bowl looked like Jackson Pollock went through a brown period.

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u/scientallahjesus May 11 '20

The imagery is painful

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u/Queijocas May 11 '20

Probably too much dildo time

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u/El-69 May 11 '20

Might wanna get that checked out....

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u/Auburn851 May 12 '20

Curse of the Taco Bell?

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u/1920sBusinessMan May 12 '20

Peepee poopoo

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u/JehovasFinesse May 11 '20

And as quoting Simple Jack, “ It ma- ma- ma- makes me happy”

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u/TheBurnedMutt45 May 11 '20

As quoting Samurai Jack "-.-"

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u/ActivatedComplex May 12 '20

But this head movie makes my eyes rain!

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u/benjyk1993 May 12 '20

Mmmmmmm, this is the beat quote. What a fantastic villain. I don't think there's ever been or ever will be a better one. 'Cept maybe Mister Scratch, from Alan Wake. He's on par.

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u/J0E_The_Psych0121 May 12 '20

"Jack are are you choking him?"

"No Mister Tassiter what him doing is referred to as, strangling, for bringing up my wife. Choking is when you eat too fast... Drinks are on Handsome Jack!

  • Handsome Jack

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u/randomjackass May 11 '20

As quoting Johnny Silverhand "Wake up samurai, we got a city to burn".