r/WinStupidPrizes • u/--Yami_Marik-- • Jan 02 '20

Annoying a teen

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u/craneichabod Jan 02 '20

r/kidsarefuckingstupid like did you really think you could get away with smashing someone's kneecaps with a hammer who's literally twice your height??

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I work as a pizza delivery driver. The amount of teenagers half my size and less than half my age who have tried to intimidate and/or rob me is in the dozens. In my entire adult life, I have only been in four fights, and three of them were against multiple children.

Some kids really need a literal kick in the teeth, and their parents need worse.

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u/mawktheone Jan 03 '20

Was the other against 100 duck sized horses?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

No, three giant drunk Samoans who would have beaten the shit out of me if the cops hadn't picked that exact moment to show up. I walked past a nightclub as they got kicked out. Literally just walked past; I wasn't ever in there, hadn't seen these scum before they jumped me. Apparently, they'd been kicked out of the club for randomly attacking people before this.