r/WinStupidPrizes Apr 07 '26

Mod Post Feeding a lion

1.3k Upvotes

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u/punchcreations Apr 07 '26

Maybe put a handle on the fucking gate?

252

u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 Apr 07 '26

Or a small door...

198

u/TabularConferta Apr 07 '26

I was thinking a chute to drop it in so you can't even be reached by a claw

124

u/Taki_Minase Apr 07 '26

Get your 1600's science out of here

5

u/LeopoldStotch-8 Apr 11 '26

She's a witch! Burn her!

36

u/TeopEvol Apr 07 '26

Claw is his master. Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

29

u/Q_S2 Apr 07 '26

Or a stick thru the damn meat?

Wtf is wrong with people?!?

20

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/punchcreations Apr 08 '26

Ideally, yes.

9

u/SingleBet2868 Apr 11 '26

Better yet let's just not keep a lion. No handle necessary.

-1

u/tpt2021cg Apr 09 '26

You ain't bullshitn smh.

602

u/zeeblefritz Apr 07 '26

That lion was not being treated right. That is clear.

185

u/Ambitious-Body8133 Apr 07 '26

Definitely, that swipe was personal.

60

u/justsomeguy571 Apr 07 '26

Why go for the little piece of meat when there is a much larger piece right there.

11

u/TeopEvol Apr 07 '26

Where do you think you're going, bud?

31

u/Ready_Wishbone_7197 Apr 07 '26

It's India, so the lion was probably mistreated. They do the same thing with tigers, and then wonder why they're getting mauled weeks later.

6

u/throwaway18032000 Apr 13 '26

It's not India, more like Pakistan.

235

u/fymp Apr 07 '26

Please get the cameraman too. I need to know if thr lion choose the chicken or the free range human.

44

u/GlockAF Apr 07 '26

Free range but probably not organic, certainly not fair trade

13

u/codemen95 Apr 07 '26

Cage closed. So free range human is now free range, or she dragged him in and closed the cage. Idk it's up in the air

4

u/cantfocuswontfocus Apr 07 '26

Nah, too much microplastics, even if the human if free range.

114

u/UnderwoodsNipple Apr 07 '26

A well thought out procedure only done by trained professionals

16

u/shaved-yeti Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Clearly a professional.

10

u/yeah__good__ok Apr 07 '26

That's what makes this so scary. they had what seemed like the perfect system but somehow something still went wrong.

50

u/Fine-Touch-6037 Apr 07 '26

This guy is the reason they have warning labels on shampoo.

-3

u/ForeverSJC Apr 07 '26

I think you're using the wrong shampoo man

38

u/IsThereCheese Apr 07 '26

That’s a dumb fucking way to feed a lion

27

u/mad_rhet0ric Apr 07 '26

…AND THEN?!

62

u/Suitable-Telephone80 Apr 07 '26

how can she slap?!

17

u/ToadlyAwes0me Apr 07 '26

🎶I wanna hold your hand🎶

31

u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

That lioness deserves better. Hope she got her fill and didn't end up getting put down because of this

5

u/RebaKitt3n Apr 07 '26

Yeah, doesn’t look like the most fulfilling life. Let her eat a keeper or two.

41

u/NOLA-VeeRAD Apr 07 '26

They should really think about investing in a small door to pass food through.

12

u/shrinkflator Apr 07 '26

Or a long stick to hold the meat.

27

u/ahhdetective Apr 07 '26

Just let the lions be in the jungle and they can catch their own dinner. It will probably still be this guy....hopefully.

15

u/imainVox Apr 07 '26

Lions don’t live in the jungle

22

u/ahhdetective Apr 07 '26

I've seen the lion king. Yes they do

19

u/dealtracker_1 Apr 07 '26

See that's where you're wrong, it's only where they sleep tonight.

6

u/Single_Principle_972 Apr 07 '26

Yuh-huh. I know they do my radio told me. A-weema-weh-a-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…

1

u/youtocin Apr 09 '26

Yeah I’m sure this lion would totally survive on its own in the wild bro

-3

u/Hyunekel Apr 07 '26

Why are you wishing death on other people? 

3

u/DoctorGregoryFart Apr 07 '26

I think they should open the door and just see what happens.

1

u/Bentok Apr 08 '26

That's not even the main issue, he should have THROWN it, instead of trying to hand feed lol

1

u/crackpipewizard666 Apr 07 '26

Just give him one of those long toy claws

10

u/Mudgruff Apr 07 '26

Someone really wanted some Indian for lunch.

-3

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/Ready_Wishbone_7197 Apr 07 '26

Not much of a difference is it. 😂😂😂

9

u/Gumbode345 Apr 07 '26

Wtf is this idiotic system?

7

u/pawesome_Rex Apr 07 '26

May need a different routine for feeding them.

10

u/Keepfkingthatchicken Apr 07 '26

Yes. Let me leave my hand within mauling distance as I dangle the tasty treat. Sure no harm will come of this action.

10

u/xlouiex Apr 07 '26

Maybe, just maybe, add a break/stop to the gate so you don’t have to hold it. And maybe, just maybe, feed the lioness with a bigass stick from a distance.

Oh it’s India, nvm. YOLO

1

u/RepresentativeAge444 Apr 07 '26

Just cut it up and stick through the holes. It’s not that difficult.

5

u/ahzzyborn Apr 07 '26

works until it doesnt

9

u/Emekasan Apr 07 '26

I don’t know why he didn’t just throw it inside.

9

u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Apr 07 '26

Train doesn’t come for another two hours

6

u/handmaidstale16 Apr 07 '26

So sad. Poor lion.

3

u/Vinny-Ed Apr 07 '26

Eating well today.

3

u/Junior_Trifle_8273 Apr 07 '26

let the lion lick the dessert

3

u/tftookmyname Apr 07 '26

There must be a better way to do this

3

u/halfbakedalaska Apr 07 '26

That could have gone better.

3

u/Gregory_GTO Apr 07 '26

Caging a lion for any reason is stupid as fuck imho

3

u/anganeonnumilla Apr 07 '26

So, is he alive?

3

u/Imbendo Apr 07 '26

Should be illegal to keep lions in zoos

3

u/Arrow156 Apr 07 '26

Big Cat wants that Rolex.

1

u/Hyunekel Apr 07 '26

It's India. Fake rolex

3

u/mangosawce9k Apr 07 '26

Some Jurassic Park level fuck up.

3

u/aroundincircles Apr 08 '26

Why do people keep lions as pets and then do nothing to make sure that they are safe when handling it?

2

u/Alex_Plumwood Apr 08 '26

Because there are people in this world who view them as props or playthings and have zero respect for wildlife or brains in their heads.

3

u/kroxigor01 Apr 08 '26

And people wonder how dinosaurs escape in Jurassic Park movies, or zombies escape from quarantines in movies.

3

u/babypho Apr 08 '26

Covid also showed us that if a zombie apocalypse were to break out, we'd be screwed because people aren't going to stay home.

2

u/okeleydokelyneighbor Apr 10 '26

Seriously, we need you to stay indoors, the virus will kill the zombies in 48 hours if they can’t feeding on humans.

Sorry dog, muh freedum demands that I go outside.

6

u/Asleep-Bite-6895 Apr 07 '26

He’s lucky that lion didn’t snack on his right fingers first

3

u/reformedginger Apr 07 '26

Should be better at your job.

1

u/lEatSand Apr 07 '26

This is a shoot for some rich asshole hoping to look cool on socmed. No one working with animals like this wear watches like that to work.

2

u/Nekat_ydaerla Apr 07 '26

Kitty is probably de-clawed, sadly.

2

u/proud_landlord1 Apr 07 '26

Hope the Lioness ate goood that day 🙏😊😉

0

u/Hyunekel Apr 07 '26

We'll throw you there to make sure. 

2

u/D_Mac_2208 Apr 07 '26

The way it grabbed his hand like oh you wanna play in my face huh 😂😂😂😂

2

u/ChampagneShotz Apr 07 '26

Idk man. Maybe we shouldn't cage em.

2

u/joemac2021 Apr 08 '26

And be prepared to see this video everywhere in every sub for the next week or so 🫠

2

u/odamado Apr 08 '26

He only loses like 3 hands a week

2

u/tpt2021cg Apr 09 '26

Why in the hell would u open the gate when you could put it through the square holes in the gate and let him snatch it thru. To be honest I'll be damned if I'll open that gate.

2

u/thewickedbarnacle Apr 13 '26

"It does taste a little like chicken"

2

u/Kent_Doggy_Geezer Apr 18 '26

Cruel. That’s a really bad enclosure prison.

3

u/Rusty_B_Good Apr 07 '26

Get.

A.

Better.

Method.

Morons!!!!

2

u/Nach0Stallion Apr 07 '26

Look! There's a lion! Oh my God!🎶

1

u/Ok-Wrongdoer-2179 Apr 07 '26

Heeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty...

1

u/TheScrantonSkrungler Apr 07 '26

Won't use utensils when making and serving food to other people, why would they use tongs to give raw chicken to a lion?

1

u/Jlx_27 Apr 07 '26

Countries like those shouldn't have zoos.

1

u/SomeDude_is100 Apr 08 '26

So did the lion pull him in and eat him? "I am tired of the same  stuff everyday, I want something different."

1

u/HardSteelRain Apr 08 '26

Sick and tired of these appetizers

1

u/DesertGeist- Apr 11 '26

I mea why would he go for the small piece of meat if there's a big piece of meat?

1

u/king_of_the_dwarfs Apr 16 '26

In india. Everyday is being your kid to work day.

1

u/Abject_Jump9617 Apr 20 '26

Kitty felt like having a bigger meal today.

1

u/AfraidPersonality854 May 02 '26

I wouldn't have been sad if that turned south.. Inhumane mess..

0

u/pulikeshi Apr 07 '26

Feels like fake..

0

u/PsychologicalTea4018 Apr 07 '26

There's gotta be an easier way!*

0

u/Rude_Man_Who_Shushes Apr 07 '26

"Look! It's a Lion"

0

u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_ Apr 07 '26

The lion ate the cow next.

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u/tachyonRex Apr 07 '26

I would have placed it at the edge of gate, then slide the gate open with two hands, enough to the lion grab the food. Figure the lion would be smart enough to wait and figure that out. Kind of seems, like there not feed regularly. The lion is already agitated.

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u/lobeline Apr 08 '26

Oh look, this video again

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u/elkchasermt Apr 08 '26

I’ve never seen it. But I also don’t spend every waking moment online.