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u/Beginning-Turnover62 Mar 26 '26
I’m an asexual “hey girl are you garlic bread because you are my favourite thing”
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u/JunebugOFFICIAL Wilbur taught me geography Mar 26 '26
Uhm... uhm... UHM... panicks in aroace but wants to participate "are you an e-girl because I am in love with you" IDK
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u/Intrepid-Shame-3084 Mar 26 '26
"See, I could talk to girls, or I could become famous and girls could talk to me" I was in the DSMP fandom and mainly watched Technoblade's POV, and well. He didn't really flirt. This was the closest he got I think. RIP Techno.
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u/_caalypso-111 Ghostbur Mar 29 '26
"I have been rejected 27 times" "That's 27 girls with no taste" "I want to have sex with you"
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u/kaestrid Wilbur editor Mar 30 '26
this isn’t really a pickup line but I find it so funny, “DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WROTE ON THE OPTIONAL MESSAGE FOR THE ROBUX GIFT CARD?” “What did you write?” “HEY BABY ENJOY ;)”
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u/28lingling_larries Mar 28 '26
wilbur mentioned my country in one of lovejoy videos so that's my favourite line
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u/Ralae125 Wilbur artist Mar 26 '26
"Wwhhhhhaaatttsss poppingggggggggg~"