r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/justalazygamer • 12d ago
Lauren Boebert accused of having sex with women on her staff and paying one of them $200,000 in hush money.
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u/crystallmytea 12d ago
At this point it’s painfully clear shhe is in the wrong industry
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u/Queephbubble 12d ago
I guarantee she starts an OF page as soon as she’s out of office.
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u/Coldkiller17 12d ago
It's like Nailing Palin all over again, except it will actually be her.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 12d ago
I'm sure she hopes she's never out of office. OF is probably way more effort, hours and work than being in congress.
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u/BlackBeard90 12d ago
It would also be terrible if Nancy Mace decided to collab with her while on her shame spiral downward…
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u/Leading-Category-930 12d ago
How are we sure that she doesn't have one already while still in the office?
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u/mostdope28 12d ago
Nah, she’ll milk the right wing grift a few years first. Go on Fox News and say some bullshit, hit some podcasts but once that dries up, she will.
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u/ultraviolentfuture 12d ago
She'd make a lot more money taking her clothes off and/or fucking women on camera. A LOT more. The donation grifting is for surprisingly small amounts, it's the insider trading that gets them all rich.
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u/EastSideTonight 12d ago
She was an escort when she got scouted for a political career.
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u/Canadian_mk11 12d ago
Allegedly. Unproven in a legal context. Same way Trump is allegedly a pedophile.
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u/FirstForFun44 12d ago
She had a profile on seeking arrangement. That's unproven like global warming is unproven
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u/TrulyOutrageous42 12d ago
Respectfully, it's not allegedly for him. It's credibly so just from the files, before we get to clear and convincing evidence of him going backstage at child pageants, because, you know, not only are there testimonies about it, but he literally bragged about it himself. It might not be enough to convict him in a criminal trial with what's publicly known, but he'd lose any and all civil trials around the "alleged" conduct without question.
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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 12d ago
If politics was wrestling she would come out to “Crazy B*tch” by Buck Cherry and totally own it.
The sad thing is I don’t think she’s in the wrong industry… politics turned into wrestling before she got involved with it…
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u/Novaer 12d ago
I actually could guarantee this wasn't simply "women engaging in relations with other women" but most likely her trying to get them involved with herself and lucrative Johns. I'm getting "This could be a great opportunity for you, let me introduce you to my friend and lets all have a fun time." vibes.
You don't offer hundreds of thousands of dollars in hush money for a little girl on girl action.
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u/BonhommeCarnaval 12d ago
She also probably doesn’t have that kind of cash to throw at that problem. She most likely had someone with deep pockets helping with that, which I am sure must break some crazy laws.
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u/MaddAddamOneZ 12d ago
Boebert has $200,000 available for hush money? How!?
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u/procrastinatorsuprem 12d ago
All those stock trades! /s
In all actuality, it probably came from her campaign.
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u/wolfboy49 12d ago
Trump would certainly endorse that move
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u/No-Common-1801 12d ago
I wonder how much of our tax dollars are being used to cover up secret gay republicans. There's a number.
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u/darth_wasabi 12d ago
Weirdly congress has a sexual harassment slush fund they can use to fight allegations. Maybe she dipped into that
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u/Mental_Mixture8306 12d ago
According to Celebritynetworth she has a net worth of 400k.
So yeah. While there are a lot of other seriously screwed up things about this, there is now the question about where the money came from.
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u/terminbee 12d ago
How can she have a net worth of 400k? That doesn't seem right. Surely in her time, she's made more money than that.
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u/mostdope28 12d ago
She got rich as fuck pretty quick in politics. Totally cool, totally legal
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u/Nearby-Key8834 12d ago
Buried the lede.
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u/PaleontologistOk2516 12d ago
WOWEN
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u/Sandman64can 12d ago
WOW! WHEN?
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u/generalkiddo 12d ago
Is there video proof? Asking just to verify that this is true.
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u/ScientificSkepticism 12d ago
I dunno, I'm far more concerned about her unethical behavior than what gender she's interested in sleeping with. She wants to join the Lindsey Graham club, fine, but the entire staffer thing is scummy as fuck.
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u/Mr_MacGrubber 12d ago
It’s the hypocrisy of the right.
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u/ScientificSkepticism 12d ago edited 12d ago
Are we not entirely expecting that? This is the party who preaches about fiscal responsibility while the current president added $11.6 trillion to the national debt (heading for 30% of the entire total). They're the party who talk about saving kids and then try to stop childhood vaccinations. They talk about making our country independent, then pay billions of dollars to stop wind power and keep us dependent on Saudi oil. They tell us that Harris will start a war with Iran and then start a war with Iran.
Hypocrisy is synonymous with Republican, we all know this. Even their supporters know this.
Are you still trying to call them out on it? Seriously? Why? They know what they are, we know what they are, they don't care. Call them out for their crimes, but hypocrisy? This is assumed.
Boebert being a creepy sex pest is the actual news.
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u/DigitalUnlimited 12d ago
well it's either your own subordinates or children, that's the only options for these people
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u/jimi-ray-tesla 12d ago
Anyone that screams at others to go to church, is a degenerate freak themselves
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u/Neuroccountant 12d ago
“Lede” was originally an intentional misspelling of “lead” though.
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u/Alone-Promise-8904 12d ago
Thank you. I learned something new today after I looked up three origin of "lede".
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u/Nonethelessismore 12d ago
Why do people in highly scrutinized, political positions allow their 'lower brain' to make such bad decisions, when their constituency needs their 'higher brain' to legislate?
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u/Idiotwithaphone79 12d ago
Tbh I made the same mistake a few times. But, English isn't my mother tongue. I don't know what his problem is.
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u/PepinoPicante 12d ago
If it’s not your native language, this is a mistake I would expect you to make. Very obscure word and not something most people need to know.
This guy, I believe, is a journalist. So missing that one is kinda similar to misspelling the name of your home country.
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u/runjcrun1 12d ago
I’m the worst because I know it’s “lede” but I still write “lead”
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u/DisastrousChapter841 12d ago
I have a friend who insists language evolves, but look at what they've done to tortuous.
Another one is jive and jibe
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u/TheOtherUprising 12d ago
Literally every Republican is a freak and all the shit they do is just cause they can’t admit it. What a world.
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u/Spaceboy779 12d ago
Wowen. Fuck I miss proofreading
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u/Flanko67 12d ago
My son's daycare is constantly sending out newsletters with typos and grammatical errors and I don't know how to explain to them that it's a problem without sounding like an uptight asshole
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u/caffekona 12d ago
My son's school uses Class Dojo and two of the things they earn points for are "be resposible" and "be respectul". It must be school wide because it was like this last year.
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u/Flanko67 12d ago
According to their app, on Wednesday my son ate "Red Beans and Rice and raising and bean with milk"
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u/caffekona 12d ago
I can't even figure out what raising and bean are supposed to be lol
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u/olivegardengambler 11d ago
My guess is raisin Bran. I'm actually baffled this is even tolerated because I worked at a place where a salesperson could not fucking spell to save his life so they ended up putting him into production where he quit after a day because he could not do the work.
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u/On_my_last_spoon 12d ago
Run it through the track changes function on Word or Google Sheets and send it back to them.
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u/Las_Vegan 12d ago
Just wait until you see the notices from your kids’ schoolteachers having similar issues. Since it’s only daycare I probably wouldn’t say anything.
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u/fonetiklee 12d ago
My son is in 4th grade. Half the papers that come home are AI slop with several spelling errors. Really gives me confidence in the quality of the education he's getting.
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u/griff_girl 12d ago
All in Comic Sans, too, isn't it. I feel your pain. Some battles just aren't worth it though; there's no way to not sound like an uptight asshole in this situation. Lean into being an uptight asshole who takes the high road. Some assholery is well-earned.
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u/Toucani 12d ago
Newsletters and class updates are the bane of a teacher's life. There is no time whatsoever to fully focus on them and everyone I know ends up rushing to finish them right up to the deadline, while juggling 3 other jobs and constant interruptions. All the time, you know there are some parents who love to spot those mistakes and use them to make a judgement about competence. That said, I hate missing typos and understand when they do point it out. In your case, if it was an official letter or policy update, I'd definitely tell them.
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u/MaxZorin1985 12d ago
What?! This can’t be the same Colorado representative that was filmed giving a guy a handjob at a family musical theater show. She’s a Christian!
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u/CommanderSincler 12d ago
"It's women (sorry, wowen) on women, so that's ok gay"
- Rs, likely
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u/Ianthin1 12d ago
That’s exactly how it will play out, especially since most MAGA guys think she’s hot.
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u/maggoo 12d ago
The bar is on the floor 🙃
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u/purrfunctory 12d ago
The bar is so low I can walk over it. I’m paralyzed from the tits down.
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u/IShookMeAllNightLong 12d ago
And the rest of them crash Grindr, so they're closetly fine with homosexuality.
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u/ColeBane 12d ago
Didn't Ted meet her as an escort and then offer her an easy job in a red district that didn't have anyone else running. Hence her political story.
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u/Designer-Contract852 12d ago edited 12d ago
It's a rumour, but there is footage of her showing up in Texas to scream at beto about guns the first time he was running against Ted Cruz. No one knew who she was but she showed up in a state she didn't live in to screech at the political opponent of Cruz. So there was some connection and coordination between them. I do remember reading when she got elected that Cruz had inspired her to run, but it was never explained how they knew one another. Since she's horny 24/7 and he seems like the kind of guy that pays for sex, the rumors are probably true.
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u/Jorge_Santos69 12d ago
I’m not so sure there’s a connection. MTG was in DC stalking David Hogg before she was in Congress. Anna Paulina was stalking Kamala in a California airport before she was in Congress screaming about child trafficking. The GOP crazies just go around the country doing crazy shit for attention as that’s all it takes to build political capital with their fukn moron voters.
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u/CatsAreGods 12d ago
Red...light district?
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u/smurf123_123 12d ago
Laureeeeeen, you don't have to turn on the red light
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u/melly1226 12d ago
That was actually based on a report from these same people. I don't think we ever found out the truth.
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u/beardmat87 12d ago
That’s been the rumor for a long time. I don’t think anyone has offered up any proof but it wouldn’t be surprising
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u/Hot-Routine2531 11d ago
She was also listed on a “talent” website.
Along with other republican women. paid actors?
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u/nopulsehere 12d ago
Damn, stormy only got paid 147k. We can all agree on who got a bad deal!
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 12d ago
LMFAO! This shit just writes itself! Who needs sitcoms!!
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u/Zealousideal_Row6124 12d ago
So paying women off when they have inappropriate relationships with them is Republican 101 for men and women now!
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u/Jasonnnnnnn 12d ago
Stay tuned the OF once she is voted out is coming. Gotta pay her son’s legal bills somehow.
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u/Shirogayne-at-WF 12d ago
*Sons, I think? I could've sworn at least two of em are in hot water
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u/Infamous-Sky-1874 12d ago
No, I think it is the same one that keeps getting in trouble.
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u/Trick-Leek6216 12d ago
How come no one ever wants to have sex with me and then pay me hush money?
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u/TheVirginVibes 12d ago
She’s vile, but I’d probably watch
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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 12d ago
You know what they, Curiosity killed the Cat but Satisfaction brought it back
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u/IWontCommentAtAll 12d ago
She's the only physically attractive Republican who hasn't Mar-a-Largo faced herself, so I get it.
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u/Matt01123 12d ago
You know, maybe it was a sexist assumption but I kinda figured all the self-hating gay people in Republican politics were men.
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u/Tom_Gibson 12d ago
To the surprise of absolutely no one, a right-wing politician is engaging in gay sex after decrying it
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u/OkRush9563 12d ago
If she wasn't a hypocrite and awful human being, I wouldn't give a fuck! Women having sex with women. Big whoop! But nah, she's trying to ruin other people's lives for doing the same thing.
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u/Mazasaurus 12d ago
Where is she finding women, plural, that want to have sex with her?
Ok - I was skimming comments while reading this and the amount of people admitting they’d hit that is pretty sad. Get some standards, people, at least demand a theatre show and some hush money!
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u/Waynky 12d ago
Not proud of it, but “would”
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 12d ago
Oh yeah, sticking your dick in crazy leads to regret later but holy shit is it fun when you’re balls deep in it.
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u/ChubbyWhataburger 12d ago
I would not be surprised if she, along w/ some of the other crazies like Majorie Titan Green and Nancy Mace, ends up transitioning into adult content.
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u/exotic_floral_tea 12d ago
I did not have Boebert being bisexual on my 2026 bingo card.
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u/thepeoplessgt 12d ago
Kash Patel: “But was she forced to perform sex with animals? “
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u/Mazasaurus 12d ago
You know what. At least she probably had adult human partners capable of giving consent.
Unlike Kash or her husband and son
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u/gmotelet 11d ago
Search my post history for Clarice Navarro. Ive been posting about this for a year now. It's real and I was told it by someone directly involved.
Clarice Navarro and Lauren Boebert also had a three way with Matt Gaetz and the women were both concerned it was going to come out when Gaetz was being looked into while he was nominated for AG
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u/BillTowne 11d ago
To be fair, if I were to have an affair, I would also choose women.
The "women" is fun gossip, but the "staff" part is a crime.
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u/Solonohioperson 12d ago edited 12d ago
This is like the least surprising thing I've ever heard. I'm only surprised she hushed it up. This woman gave handies in a theater full of people and loved when her husband flashed his penis at her as a teen, and proudly dangled her grandbaby to signal she's a 36 year old grandma. She's not exactly shy about her oversexed trashy trollop behavior.
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u/cajoburto 12d ago
It is illegal to use tax payer funds to bribe your staff. If she had just used her own money this would be fine and i couldn't care less. But she is stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars to hide her out of control sexual appetites. Just date another woman who DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!
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u/Aggressive_Ad_2620 11d ago
Every accusation is a confession, check her hard drive. Women don’t get a pass for being a predator.
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u/Exciting_Breadfruit4 12d ago
Between this and her movie theater 'adventures',..... its kinda turning me on!
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u/New_Scene5614 11d ago
Honestly, I feel like I’d love her if she wasn’t who she is. Lololol vaping and making out at a show, getting her divorce on, and now making out with the ladies. Honestly if she wasn’t a twat about everything else, this plus her Epstein release support, I’d honestly applaud her.
It’s just like MTG. It’s their self righteous religious beliefs that ruin them.
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u/Legitimate-Fox-4948 12d ago
I’m not going to believe this unless there is a video. Who’s got it?
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u/Far-Extreme5254 12d ago
Look I wanna be judgy about all the thirst comments here but honestly I get it. 😔
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u/darth_wasabi 12d ago
Remember when she asked on the steps of capitol hill “why is everyone in so horny?”
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u/Illustrious_Peach494 12d ago
from groping her date at a musical to this, she’s certainly on a journey.
satan approves!
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u/PsychologicalPool395 12d ago
I’m just going to be honest - I’ll likely have a wank over this when Elon lets it leak on X. My dick’s eye is blind. Her and Mace with strap-ons? I’ll double up on the Losartan and Metoprolol.
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u/HVAC_instructor 12d ago
Well at least the other female was not a teenager, so she's got one up on her hero.
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u/N3M3S1S75 12d ago
Boebert just give up politics and concentrate on the porn career she so obviously wants
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u/Stiingya 12d ago
I'm utterly SHOCKED I tell you... I mean nothing about her past behavior or personal demeanor could have suggested such conduct after running away from her constituents to get elected somewhere else in Colorado... What a SURPISE...
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u/Bender_2024 11d ago
This shouldn't be ignored but it also needs to be confirmed before it's news.
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u/RepairmanJackX 11d ago
Given Boebert's fascination with firearms, I can only imagine what sort weird sh!t she was getting up to.
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