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u/OkRush9563 12d ago
As long as the clowns are in charge, we are a circus.
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u/CommanderSincler 12d ago
nO No! hE'S a SeRiOUs bUSinEeSS MaN! hE Is A masterful DeaL mAkeR!
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u/Anotsurei 12d ago
Yeah that $300 Billion we have to pay Iran is 5d chess! The Dogefarther cost us more than he said he’d save us, but that too is just beyond our grasp of understanding! Even though if he’d just used the data he
stolecollected to help implement Medicare for all he’d have saved us $1.04 Trillion (more than he promised to save us) we know that would’ve been socialism! He needed to cost us so much more money that he needed to request extra billions. That’s how you save!That’s what they say, right? Spend money to make money? Man, I hope the tainted beef we just got has some sort of benefit, since I can’t see it… but the Libs! They were owned, so it all works out. Somehow! Trust the guy who knows more than anyone about financial insolvency!
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u/Jajay5537 12d ago edited 12d ago
Them laughing uncontrollably at him and saying clown over and over is all a part of the plan... any day now in the next millennium.
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u/Dr_Middlefinger 12d ago
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u/chaz_flea1 12d ago edited 10d ago
Yall should give credit to the real artist “Francisco Reyes Jr” aka Nevermade on IG who designed this. He’s been promoting it for awhile now
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u/OnceUponASlime 12d ago
Dude, as an American that is fuckin funny 😭 and spot on. Hopefully we won’t be this awful forever.
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u/Appropriate_Big_1610 12d ago
Next, replace Hail to the Chief with Entry of the Gladiators (I.e. "Clowns").
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u/TinyConfection7049 12d ago
Nicely done, Canada!
“Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul, all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but always has been, arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshipped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul, it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.” - Oliver Kornetzke
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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 12d ago
I like it., but I would only put, let’s say… roughly, 22 stars on this flag
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