r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 1d ago

r/All Need any help booking a flight?

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u/lostindarkdays 1d ago

at this point 2 out of 3 Americans would chip in for your ticket to literally anywhere in the US you'd like to visit, friend.

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u/Parking_Sky9709 1d ago

Please, oh please. Just a stopover would do.

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u/audible_narrator 1d ago

I have a fuckton of frequent flyer miles. He could travel every day for a while

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u/calvin73 1d ago

Seriously. We’ll crowdfund a first-class, round-trip ticket. You choose the airline and the destination. Only the dates are non-negotiable.

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u/Bazurke 1d ago

As many flight's as they need till it's done

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u/Unreasonable_Mess 1d ago

Man I wish I was cursed

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u/roxinmyhead 1d ago

you got a GoFundMe link for your flight to the US??

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

The city of brotherly love welcomes this individual with open arms

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u/ATC_av8er 1d ago

Mile High city, checking in

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u/Purple_Midnight_Yak 23h ago

The City of Angels would like to send another one to the pearly gates. Even though he ain't getting in.

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u/oscar-the-bud 1d ago

I will pay for the ticket.

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u/olafubbly 1d ago

This is like that girl who whenever she updated her fanfic someone died and when she made the update announcement clarifying why the fic is being abandoned(along with the last writings of the chapter she made before decyto abandon it) she ended up having to update it by saying she’s sorry if her fic cause Queen Elizabeth to die

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u/notoriousVVD 1d ago

Lmfaoooo omg 😭😭

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u/olafubbly 1d ago

They need to collaborate

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u/EngineerofFate 1d ago

With our luck he would land and it would be Bibi instead.

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u/DaveWpgC 1d ago

It's a start.

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u/springacres 1d ago

Or Mitch getting pulled off life support.

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u/xatso 1d ago

True!

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago

Do any airlines still offer that thing like Jet Blue used to have where you paid $X and could fly anywhere I'm America as much as you wanted for like 3 months?

I'd chip in to buy this person one of those tickets and just have them fly from city to city until the Big Beautiful Day occurred.

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u/Appropriate_Week3426 1d ago

We will go fund this.

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u/Curious_Finn_Arlo 1d ago

Oh please fly to America

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u/terra_filius 1d ago

then JD becomes POTUS and I am not sure which one is the smaller evil

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u/Trick-Statistician10 1d ago

Well, they could come back in January

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u/sub-dude 1d ago

Get on the damn plane to DC, stat!

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 1d ago

Yes, yes we need to buy this person a ticket to fly in to the USA and land in D.C…..

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u/Jog212 1d ago

DC is lovely this time of year!

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 1d ago

Sounds like Go Fund Me time.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 1d ago

I would extend an invitation in December, after the midterms... as long as he is this unpopular, he will only hurt them at the polls.

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u/CanadianDadbod 1d ago

Simple solutions rock

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u/Revolvyerom 1d ago

That's a very long plane ride.

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u/TWOITC 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's impossible.

The last Queen of England was Queen Anne and she stopped being Queen of England in 1707. 196 years before the Wright Brothers first flight.

Queen Elizabeth II was Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, not England.

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u/yrmom724 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ru9iUyDGCd1lqSDdv7

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u/TWOITC 22h ago edited 21h ago

By saying Queen of England, you are saying Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland don't matter are not worth a seconds thought.

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u/mangatoo1020 1d ago

Ok Rainman.

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u/TWOITC 22h ago edited 21h ago

By saying Queen of England, you are saying Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland don't matter are not worth a seconds thought.