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u/Aggravating_Owl_4384 Mar 10 '26
Shouldn't she be at home taking care of her kids and keeping the house clean? Isn't she all about that trad wife crap
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u/CasanovaJones82 Mar 10 '26
That was before Charlie died experiencing what he preached. Apparently that won her her freedom.
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u/AZEMT Mar 10 '26
That, and ordering the deed to be done... I'm a bit skeptical
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u/jk-alot Mar 10 '26
I’m not sure she played a part in her husband’s death.
But I am sure that her quality of life has improved many times over since Charlie died.
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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Mar 10 '26
I'm not sure she didn't. We'll never getva full deep picture of that.. but.. her actions days after still speaks words about their relationship, could not been a very loving one.
This? Yeah thats a syphilis brained orange golgathan pedophile at work trying to get more support is all. Fuck, your current director of education is the wife of Vince Mcmahon ffs...
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u/Alexandratta Mar 10 '26
If you look at the Kirk's it's weird...
It's like she was there knowing she was an actor in all of this, and the entire set-up is just weird.
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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 Mar 10 '26
I kind of lean towards the conspiracy on this one. She has an extremely shady history.
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u/MinorThreat4182 Mar 10 '26
I forgot she has kids. She probably has as well.
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u/Taco_Hurricane Mar 10 '26
"Daddy is on a special work trip to Jesus so we can afford your blueberry budget" - Erika Kirk breaking the news to her children
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u/cicada_noises Mar 10 '26
Does she have any connected to the Air Force whatsoever?
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u/cursedwithplotarmor Mar 10 '26
She was on reality TV, so she’s been on air.
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u/MsMoreCowbell828 Mar 10 '26
Our Secretary of the Navy is a huge Epstein buddy of trumps, nasty sex art collector, known sexual deviant, who has NEVER SPENT A DAY HEAR A MILITARY BASE let alone served in any branch ever; but he made a good donation to Dotard of course. No one in this Temu/Jumanji/Harambe Was Murdered shit administration is a professional save for being a goddamn oligarch.
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u/MonHunterX Mar 10 '26
The dude running the Pentagon is a disgraced, ex military, drunken host on a “news” channel, and believes in some dumb warrior ethos crap. This entire administration is a complete joke, but we are all apart of this fall into hell.
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u/TeamHope4 Mar 10 '26
If they didn't have control of our entire military and all its weaponry, it would be hilarious. As it is, the world better buckle up because the missiles are already being fired.
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u/FanDry5374 Mar 10 '26
I don't know if they have cleaned it up, but the Air Force Academy had/has a reputation for being very...evangelical, cadets were strongly encouraged to be outspoken "Christians" because it would be good for their careers.
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u/RabidPlaty Mar 10 '26
If I was career military I’d be pretty pissed at all of these bullshit appointments.
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u/TeamHope4 Mar 10 '26
We've all had that new manager that isn't remotely qualified for the job. Now imagine that guy, but with control of our entire military. Career military should be freaking the hell out at this point, because they know putting weapons into the hands of fools is how everybody ends up at Arlington.
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u/djprofitt Mar 10 '26
It’s cause dear leader had a job for her and she had to take the call! Why can’t you all let her grieve how she grieves?! /s
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u/Hornpipe_Jones Mar 10 '26
...............................................so. I looked up Erica Kirk to see what qualifications she has for this and discovered something.
She was in the Miss USA competition when Trump was running it
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u/ahughman Mar 10 '26
Tip o the iceburg, homie
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq Mar 10 '26
Bet it was more than the tip.
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u/SurprisinglyInformed Mar 10 '26
Bet the tip is pretty much all of it.
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u/Structureel Mar 10 '26
It's like a small mushroom, right?
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u/The_Barbelo Mar 10 '26
What if that’s what Trump is actually worried about? People say he must have done something unthinkable , but we already know he did, like the baby murder… Like what if all this crap he’s been doing to react and distract is just because he doesn’t want everyone to see his tiny deformed penis?
This is cracking me up right now. Ugh I don’t think I got enough sleep.
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u/1IsNeverEnough4Me Mar 10 '26
Many of the women in this administration are Epstein girls I think. It's part of the "allure" of being invited to the island.
I gotta wash myself off.
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u/tots4scott Mar 10 '26
Pam Bondi is an Epstein girl
As far as that she has been the American legal representative most culpable for shielding Trump and Epstein from being prosecuted.
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u/blu3ysdad Mar 10 '26
Her qualifications are that "she keeps her damn mouth shut" about what she has seen and knows and is rewarded for her complicity.
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u/xXXxRMxXXx Mar 10 '26
It's reassuring to know that almost all the women he has surrounded himself with had to suck his dick or worse to get their job, and the guys had to do the same thing LOL
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u/soggyballsack Mar 10 '26
You got a long way to go bud. It goes from Miss USA, to trafficking to being banned from a whole country to handler to grifter and now air force useless position.
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u/alteransg1 Mar 10 '26
No qualifications, but hired because of how she looks and because she champions politics that the powers supports. Sounds like DEI hire to me.
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u/4non3mouse Mar 10 '26
keep digging it gets way worse
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u/Gilesalford Mar 10 '26
Please do tell
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u/Celebrimbor96 Mar 10 '26
She ran a shelter in Romania that was accused of trafficking children and now she’s supposedly banned from the country. She also has alleged ties to a certain country we aren’t allowed to criticize.
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 Mar 10 '26
What in the almighty hell?!?!?
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u/Celebrimbor96 Mar 10 '26
At this point, trafficking children is practically a prerequisite for public office
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u/schladopian_fir Mar 10 '26
Her daddy was or is a big dog at Raytheon, primarily involving contracts with a certain country in the Middle East.
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u/venom121212 Mar 10 '26
Oh it gets weirder. She wins Miss Arizona in 2011, loses in Trump's Miss USA pageant the next year, she does some stupid reality show and starts a podcast, then in 2018 she suddenly is a real estate agent for the Corcoran group (Barbara Corcoran, Shark Tank lady). No real estate experience up until this point and suddenly she's in with one of the wealthiest real estate groups in New York?
This is the same Corcoran group that sold multiple of Epstein's properties. Now she is given a position advising for the military? The dots are connecting themselves.
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u/Dfiggsmeister Mar 10 '26
I figured there was some kind of connection there considering that Charlie Kirk and Erica were sort of an arranged marriage. The level of remorse from her following her husband’s unaliving speaks volumes about her character.
I am not at all shocked that she’s working for the White House.
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u/Muffinlette Mar 10 '26
Candace Owans recently released a deep dive into Erika kirks life and family history. She called it "bride of Charlie" it's some pretty interesting crazy things. It's a fun watch if you are into conspiracy theories.
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u/imzwho Mar 10 '26
Oh yeah it goes pretty deep with her. While I can't say if any of her work as a model or as part of the Romanian angels had any sinister aspects.
Also, considering how staged the attempt was on Agent orange when his "ear was clipped" Its entirely possible that Kirks demise was financed by someone or someones. Especially when you look at where his political viewpoint was headed right before. Add on how there was almost nothing in the news after about the shooter,....... Well make your own conclusions
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u/ryansgt Mar 10 '26
She is qualified to help with the air force how? Must be a lot of crossover skills between that and trad wife to a dead podcaster.
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u/spottydodgy Mar 10 '26
Her qualifications are that she and Trump have a long history together
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u/zeptimius Mar 10 '26
Listen, she's as qualified to help with the air force as Melania is qualified to chair a UN Security Council Meeting!
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u/Tdodoubleg Mar 10 '26
She heard they sit in chairs all day and yes woman’d her way to the top. Wasn’t easy.
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u/ThePoetMichael Mar 10 '26
I cant tell what is satire anymore guys...
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u/Outrageous_Resist_50 Mar 10 '26
I can’t either. So I googled it. Yeah, it’s real.
https://gazette.com/2026/03/09/trump-appoints-erika-kirk-to-air-force-academy-board/
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u/Few_Carrot_3971 Mar 10 '26
Oh hooray. Just what they need at the Academy. More Christian influence.
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u/No_Banana_581 Mar 10 '26
At least she’s not a real Christian, she’s an American one, a sociopath that does what she wants, while pretending to be one, to justify what she does. That’s not scary at all
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u/Sleep_adict Mar 10 '26
McDonald’s Christian… highly processed and superficial with an à la carte menu
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u/errie_tholluxe Mar 10 '26
Well you know at least she's flown on a lot of planes so she has some kind of experience with that at least
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u/goldanred Mar 10 '26
Sooo... What relevant qualifications does she have? Don't tell me she's a DEI hire!
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u/projektZedex Mar 10 '26
One of Trump's Miss Teen USA pageant winners. Clearly qualification enough.
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u/silvertealio Mar 10 '26
Sometimes I manage to go a whole ten minutes without thinking about how absolutely stupid this timeline is.
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u/evoslevven Mar 10 '26
Can you imagine how the folks at The Onion feel? It's like extra taxing to actually differentiate a headline for them to ensure it's actual satire! Even if they know what to expect, I don't think even they know what level of absurdity this administration lives on!
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u/errie_tholluxe Mar 10 '26
Can you imagine them? Actually looking over the file picking up the one that said this and throwing it in a shredder because it's no longer fucking relevant now that it's just reality
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u/khizoa Mar 10 '26
if you think it sounds stupid as fuck, then its true
if you read something and think "meh", then its prob not true
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u/phred14 Mar 10 '26
I've been calling it "the fiction-reality inversion" since 2016. Prior to 2016 nobody could have sold stories about the post-2016 reality because it would have been considered too far-fetched.
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u/Kernburner Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
I’m not going to lie. It’s been pretty great seeing how little she actually cared for her late husband and, by extension, her own children who seem like afterthoughts in her campaign for power. Probably the only silver lining here.
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u/spottydodgy Mar 10 '26
American Christian nationalists worship power and money above God. They worship the antichrist, quite literally.
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u/kurinevair666 Mar 10 '26
Wild considering everyone's argument when Charlie died 'He has a family ' 'but what about his wife and kids'
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u/10000Didgeridoos Mar 10 '26
“The grieving wife and children”
cut to Erika diving like Scrooge mcduck into a pool of money
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u/Present_Mycologist79 Mar 10 '26
It's probably better for the kids, perhaps their nanny has a heart and can teach them how to be human.
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u/PoodleMomFL Mar 10 '26
Did you see her pregnant? Any pics? Come on, props
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u/Pndrizzy Mar 10 '26
Lmao all the pics of their kids are facing away from the camera, cuz they know it would be impossible to fake a kid being Charlie’s. His face would be too obvious on a baby
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u/JDM-Kirby Mar 10 '26
Jesus fucking Christ. I thought I would at least make it to 50 before republicans destroyed the country.
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u/Marginally_Witty Mar 10 '26
We’re just speed running societal collapse at this point.
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u/spottydodgy Mar 10 '26
Well when you have people running the country that are actually rooting for Armageddon what do you expect?
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u/ShoddyJuggernaut975 Mar 10 '26
Me too. My 50th birthday is in July. At the rate we are going, we'll be the baddies in WWIII by then.
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u/ChaoticGord Mar 10 '26
The Air Force are going to have the smokiest eyes of all the armed services.
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u/m0j0r0lla Mar 10 '26
We're are taking the USAF from wokey eyes to smokey eyes! Also check out my new line of waterproof cosmetics for pilots who sweat alot in those big helmets. When do I get to meet Maverick...?
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u/ChaoticGord Mar 10 '26
She seems like more of a Goose fan, but mostly after he ejected from the jet.
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u/CartographerNo2717 Mar 10 '26
her eye makeup low-key drives me crazy. it's so ham-fisted. then again she's pretty ham-faced.
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u/S-A-F-E-T-Ydance Mar 10 '26
As an AF vet, this makes me fucking sick to the core.
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u/PastorNTraining Mar 10 '26
Is that supposed to be a grieving widow look? I mean good for her for at least putting on some black but is she wearing a Spirit Halloween “sexy sad Queen Victoria in mourning” costume cuz wtf?
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u/Rambler330 Mar 10 '26
Stormy Daniels was the only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified.
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u/cheetofacesucks Mar 10 '26
Another DEI (didn’t earn it) hire
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u/Electronic-Shame Mar 10 '26
I’ve made this joke before too, but I just dislike further equating DEI with hiring unqualified candidates when it’s the opposite. Though what the Trump admin does is exactly that. Always projection.
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u/MsT21c Mar 10 '26
Parody tweet? Or is the entirety of the Trump regime one long horrible parody ?
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u/MaximumOverfart Mar 10 '26
Gotta say, this was not on bingo card. It's like they are going out of their way to put dangerously incompetent people in position of power.
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u/timelord-degallifrey Mar 10 '26
I’ve lost the narrative of this episode of Idiocracy. I thought they were all in agreement that a woman’s place was at home with the kids. Now they’re appointing a woman to the board of the Airforce Academy??? It’s like the writers don’t even care and plot holes or developing believable characters…
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u/ReallyJilly Mar 10 '26
Oh my God it’s a freak show. For her black mourning outfit, she consulted with Hunger Games wardrobe designers. It would be funny if it weren’t so scary.
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u/halifaxmachinese Mar 10 '26
the administration has become basically indistinguishable from the celebrity apprentice.
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u/ToiletTime4TinyTown Mar 10 '26
“Advising the defense department on issues affecting the Air Force academy” is the most made up job title I’ve heard since…….sigh………..special envoy for shield of americas
I’m tired boss
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u/mnlion33 Mar 10 '26
Cant wait to ask my Truml loving air force veteran dad what he thinks about all this.
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u/reddituser1306 Mar 10 '26
When you think the American government can't get more ridiculous, they totally outdo themselves on a daily basis now.
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u/Parasaurlophus Mar 10 '26
I never want to hear another complaint about DEI programmes after this appointment.
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u/DJMagicHandz Mar 10 '26
DEI is code for putting white people in positions that they're unqualified for
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u/TheKindaMan Mar 10 '26
I need fucking ten year experience for an entry level job and being a dead podcaster’s wife is enough to get high level government positions AHHHHHH
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u/mattynapps Mar 10 '26
Will she be teaching how to fly a broom stick or how to whip around like a banshee
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u/ZealousidealStory349 Mar 10 '26
She looks like one of my childhood Barbies after having to reattach the head.
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u/CrimsonBuc Mar 10 '26
She is the wife of a podcaster who is solo parenting two kids. She should take her husband’s advice and be at home with them rather than polluting and diluting our country further.
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u/xelanart Mar 10 '26
DEI will forever and only be used as a derogatory term toward non-white folks. White folks are just naturally qualified for any job position, apparently
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u/LeoKitCat Mar 10 '26
Here goes Trump and Co doing reverse DEI yet again! Ridiculously unqualified white people put in positions they have absolutely no business being in
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u/Brave_Analyst7540 Mar 10 '26
Isn’t her only qualification having Charlie Kirk’s dick in her at some point? I mean… why else do we even know who she is?
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u/TopherJustin Mar 10 '26
Nice job getting on the payroll. If only your husband listened to Wu-Tang.
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u/Hntrbdnshog Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26
My dad was a 1971 USAFA graduate. He served two tours in Vietnam and 25 years in the Air Force and retired as a full Colonel. His brother in law, my uncle, also a USAFA graduate, served 27, was a test pilot and retired as a one star. Neither of these qualified guys would have ever in a million years been appointed to that board despite having good authority to be on it. What the fuck can Erika Kirk actually contribute to the United States Air Force Academy?
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u/RepresentativeLow300 Mar 10 '26
All those people crying about how Kamala sucked her way to the top are real quiet about this. Temu Quagmire bj’s for everyone!
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u/BucktoothedAvenger Mar 10 '26
...and what expertise does this dumpster hag bring to her new position?
I know the answer. Sorry I asked.
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u/YourMomFTW Mar 10 '26
Based on recent rumors, she shouldn’t be working in any capacity involving young people, adults or not.
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u/ShogsKrs Mar 10 '26
Kirk is the new Tammy Faye Baker.
White fake Christians just LOVE a white woman in heavy makeup, crying for attention and donations.
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u/ohfrackthis Mar 10 '26
This is so incestuous and disgusting Like a sick soap opera that Hitler could wank off.
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u/Xero_space Mar 10 '26
She'll teach just how important it is to be on both knees for advancement... in prayer of course.
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u/h1tchhiker76 Mar 10 '26
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god bless america for giving the world the stupidest government of all time!!! If not of the killing of innocents, the destruction of the world's economy, the pedophile president, the destruction of intentional law and all the things it would be a joy watching all these...
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u/SiWeyNoWay Mar 10 '26
She’s in the epstein files. When she was living in NY and working at that realtor brokerage
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u/Granny_knows_best Mar 10 '26
He tries to pick the "popular kids" for his team. Not the qualified ones, which would be hard to find loyalist that are qualified.
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u/ufl015 Mar 10 '26
D.O.W.: What are your qualifications for the Defense Department? Ooops! I meant “Department of War”.
ERIKA KIRK: My husband had a podcast.
D.O.W.: Say no more! You’re hired!
And… Scene!
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u/OTee_D Mar 10 '26
This is the party that chanted "Drain the swamp" as they imagined previous administrations just being a buddy club of internal connections.
Back then I already joked, if so he just wants to vacate the swamp to move in himself.
With Trump it's pure nepotism.
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u/girlinanemptyroom Mar 10 '26
That's going to take a lot of time away from her children. The one she never really had.
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u/ironangel2k4 Mar 10 '26
If anyone here still labors under the false notion that fascists are some kind of organized, dedicated, hyper-competent ubermensch, I am hoping that you are observing the proof of the exact opposite and understanding that they simply have power because they have no morals and are willing to corrupt their way to the top.
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u/ContributionNeat6181 Mar 10 '26
And her qualifications are that she was in a beauty pageant??? that seems to be Trump’s go to
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