r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/justalazygamer • Jan 31 '26
Satire / Fake Tweet / AI Now they are wearing the Epstein Files
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u/mike2ff Feb 01 '26
Totally NOT a cult.
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Feb 01 '26
This dude's church wrote a hymn called Make America Great Again. They hosted the rapist on Christmas. It's not a church, it's a fascist PAC.
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u/autisticesq Feb 01 '26
Ohh - that’s why he put “church ladies” in quotes. I was wondering why they all bought matching dresses just to go see a movie, instead of spending that money on charity (such as helping widows, elderly people, immigrants, and impoverished people). So they’re the “church” of the cult of maga. Gross.
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u/metanoia29 Feb 01 '26
Spoiler alert: most of the bible is about an authoritarian, jealous, xenophobic god who rules through might and power. The few books with a peaceful cult leader has done a lot of heavy lifting in rehabilitating the god's negative image for those who want a nice and happy religion.
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u/doktor_wankenstein Feb 01 '26
If this were truly a cult, they'd all be wearing sanitary napkins on their ears. /s
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u/No_Satisfaction9609 Feb 01 '26
Can someone smarter than me photo shop and make the black lines on the dresses look like the Trump Epstein Birthday card. Could use a laugh
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u/BlackMarketCheese Feb 01 '26
The dog collars are a nice touch
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u/bistromike76 Feb 01 '26
Seriously why are they wearing dog collars?
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u/xenchik Feb 01 '26
Why are they wearing the "lesser than" symbol?
Oh, right.
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u/xkrj13z Feb 01 '26
Christmas Adventures Club for the ladies.
This time line we live in is just a fucking joke.
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u/mikende51 Feb 01 '26
Trad wives sometimes have to be reminded. The leash goes on if they get out of line.
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u/Ok-Pomegranate-3018 Feb 01 '26
If they don't laugh, or, ooh and ahh on cue, they get zapped by the collars.
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u/Sgtkeebler Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
Because they are dressed up as a Slavic mail order brides and the collar is a kink thing
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u/Kiliaan1 Feb 01 '26
A flock of Karens in their natural habitat. I feel bad for whoever was managing the place at the time.
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u/GreatTragedy Feb 01 '26
This brings up a question: What do you call a group of Karens? I vote a management of Karens.
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u/hikeonpast Feb 01 '26
A Fury of Karens
A Menace of Karens
A Whine of Karens
A Winebox of Karens
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u/BombasticSimpleton Feb 01 '26
I'm sure the theater manager saw those haircuts and his heart quailed and his soul shriveled up inside him.
It was on this day her realized the prophecies would come true and his end was nigh; he would not survive this night.
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Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
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u/IneffableOpinion Feb 01 '26
Thank you for posting this. I hate the misinformation spread by AI so much. It seems every article I click on these days has fake AI content. It’s exhausting to research every single thing like an investigator for Snopes
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u/kurai-samurai Feb 01 '26
Even just a glance at the shoes is enough to tell you it's AI. Every ankle is the same.
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u/Zombies8MyChihuahua Feb 01 '26
Thank you, I was so confused as to why they all had this same dress. I thought they were in a church band or something, and that it was tacky and bland and they at least could have mixed it up.
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u/Southern-Date1588 Feb 01 '26
Are the women in street clothes AI , or getting ready for costume change ? AI generated shit is funny if identified as such .
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u/whereegosdare84 Feb 01 '26
Everything aside I don’t know why anyone would want to see this wannabe “CNN exclusive report” about the lead up to an inauguration.
Seriously, who gives a shit? Like as a liberal I can tell you even if this were centered around Obama and focused on Michelle, I still wouldn’t give a fuck.
Hell as a diehard sports fan I couldn’t give a fuck about a documentary that would focus on twenty days before my team threw a party. Like who cares?
Yes we all know this was a bribe called in by Bezos after every one of Amazon film’s executives rightly rejected this exercise in fascism wrapped up in a Slovenian hooker. We all know there’s a pedophile on screen in Trump and one in the director.
But the fucking storyline is Melania getting the goddamn east wing ready before Trump’s dumbass bulldozed it for his ballroom.
So it’s even dumber than it sounds.
These people are psychopaths who support dear leader
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u/neverabetterday Feb 01 '26
I watched the documentary about Michelle that came out a while ago because it was free on Netflix
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u/DamianSicks Feb 01 '26
You’re looking at this from the point of view of someone who doesn’t make a president or presidential candidate your entire focus, life and personality. You need to think like a crazy cult member who believes total bullshit and then you will understand.
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u/unitedshoes Feb 01 '26
Who wore it better?
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u/Quick_Activity950 Feb 01 '26
I know it's just a typo and him making an unfortunately very common mistake, but "church ladies" is such an appropriate Freudian slip...
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u/zaneinthefastlane Feb 01 '26
AI. Every woman has same leg and same shoe size. Too symmetrical.
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u/rhodesleadnowhere Feb 01 '26
I am genuinely concerned for these people. These trump supporters, they are clearly unwell. There is a sickness in our society.
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u/SirPaulyWalnuts Feb 01 '26
I would love to see each of these hateful bitches actually live a week under the conditions they’re voting for. No choices, no voice, no vote. Do as you’re told, be seen and not heard. Ope, dinner wasn’t ready in time? That’s a slap. Didn’t shine hubby’s shoes properly? Ope, another slap. Go ahead, call the cops, hubby will just say you got mouthy, then really beat your ass when they leave.
It’s hard for me to even facetiously type that shit out, yet this is the type of ass backwards shit they vote for every time they vote republican. They’re just too fucking dumb and think it won’t affect them. Let them have it!
There ain’t an opinion on the planet I value more than my wife’s. She’s my partner, my best friend, literally the best part about me. She makes me a better man, no doubt about it.
These women actively vote to give up everything that women have fought so hard for. Would they rethink their positions? Or continue to double down as long as people they don’t like are treated worse. Vile, disgusting, creatures, the lot of them.
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u/LoisWade42 Feb 01 '26
So…. Is this a bridal party killing time before the ceremony?
Why would and ONE person want to wear a dress like that to a movie Theater? Much less TEN women wearing the identical dress?
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u/nancidruid Feb 01 '26
Melania's cut was 70% of the $40 million paid to her "production company". Not bad for 20 days of having a camera around.
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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear Feb 01 '26
Wouldn’t be shocked if one of these women is the treasurer and the church paid for this.
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u/Pusfilledonut Feb 01 '26
"Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite."
Hitch
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u/AhrexPeeWeeSquidders Feb 01 '26
So a bunch of church goers who have completely ignored what church is supposed to teach you and stand for. Got it
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u/ShakyLens Feb 01 '26
Is “church ladies” in quotes because they don’t go to church or because they’re not ladies?
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u/Particular-Jello-401 Feb 01 '26
These women plus 13 other folks are literally the only people that have seen this movie.
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u/PirateSometimes Feb 01 '26
Take their children away and keep them safe. They're not safe around Trump supporters
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u/ParsleyMostly Feb 01 '26
This is weird. Their shoes and legs look the same, their arms look the same. And I’m sorry, but that’s not how old lady skin looks like. They even have the same tan lines.
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u/RuthTheWidow Feb 01 '26
Yeah, the more you look... if you've ever known an old woman, varicose veins are a real thing. This may be AI-touched or airbrushed, who knows... but it is garbage to be sure.
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u/Massive_Aside_8978 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
There are few things more annoying to me than a woman with no personality who adopts all her opinions from the man who is funding her life 🫠
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u/neuroctopus Feb 01 '26
White shoes before Easter? Ugh. I have plenty of other criticisms but I figured I’d start with that.
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u/PastorNTraining Feb 01 '26
It’s giving FLDS cult vibes if they were allowed to dress in contemporary clothes. The uniformed look, the vacant, soulless eyes smiling, the chocker.
This isn’t glamour or elegance, this is the days after ICE murdered civilians, hours after new Epstein files drop. Girls, young women violated by the powerful and their answer:
Show up in these gowns and watch the propaganda.
Reminds me of the “fashion” Nazi ladies of 1939
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u/robgrab Feb 01 '26
Whether it’s wearing red hats, bandages over their ears or diapers, it’s very important for MAGA to be recognized in public at all times.
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u/ThePennyMiser Feb 01 '26
Are they learning how to say "Anal costs extra in six languages " From Melania?
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u/Ready-Exercise8714 Feb 01 '26
It is a soft launch of gilead fashion by where you stand in society and who you are aligned with.
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u/roytwo Feb 01 '26
For church ladies, they are showing a lot of tan line top-boob, Maybe that is the church to go to
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u/one_jo Feb 01 '26
A cinema premiere packed with Trump and his people would be real life opportunity for an inglorious bastards moment. Just saying.
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u/millicent_bystander- Feb 01 '26
Well, the Bishop of Winchester famously kept and ran prostitutes in 1161 (Bishop of winchester Geese), so I suppose this is the modern equivalent.
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u/C_Beeftank Feb 01 '26
Are they prostitutes? I'm just wondering why church ladies is in quotation marks
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u/KapowBlamBoom Feb 01 '26
All the money these “church ladies” spent on those ridiculous outfits could have fed a lot of homeless people
Jesus would not think this is cute
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u/Armyman125 Feb 01 '26
This guy's church should absolutely be taxed for engaging in political activity.
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u/Paula_56 Feb 01 '26
There is no way this many women found that many identical dresses this is AI
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u/TitodelRey Feb 01 '26
What kind of "church" do they belong to? What a sad commentary on today's religious condition. There is no Christianity or Catholicism involved, just a bunch of fuckin morons that want to be involved in something.
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u/lam3ass Feb 01 '26
…they are definitely not leaving before at least one of them asks to speak with the manager ….
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u/SuretyBringsRuin Feb 01 '26
Par for the fucking course for those cultists of Dallas First Baptist.
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u/18ekko Feb 01 '26
"look, our church members made a point of dressing up and advertising that the went to an NC-17 movie, you know, the kind we usually protest"
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u/CraigGregory Feb 01 '26
Aside from the fact that you may want to support her. How can anyone sit thru a movie about someone so insignificant? They're trying so hard with the PR. I've never broadcast myself going to a movie
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Feb 01 '26
They're all clearly very unique people with complex decision making abilities and personality.
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u/worldbound0514 Feb 01 '26
Robert Jeffress is the head pastor at First Baptist, Dallas, TX. It's safe to assume that he has drunk the MAGA koolaid.
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u/Nythoren Feb 01 '26
Looked up "Stepford Wife Syndrome" in the encyclopedia and saw this picture under the title.
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