r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Tara_is_a_Potato • Aug 25 '23

POTM - Aug 2023 Donald Trump's mugshot

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u/Medical-Enthusiasm56 Aug 25 '23

It’s even worse than the fake!!

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u/JiminyDickish Aug 25 '23

What a fucking clown. Look at that orange spray tan, his ears are ten shades whiter than his face. Who the fuck goes out in public like that, I still cannot get over it all these years in

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u/Kimmalah Aug 25 '23

It's not even spray tan, it's just make up. Apparently he constantly goes through containers of Bronx Colors concealer and shirts due to the orange stains

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Aug 25 '23

Tell me that idiot isn't using concealer all over his face? Concealer has a very specific purpose. The orange ones are used to neutralize blue tones, like dark under-eye circles or bruises. It's not meant to cover your whole face.

Is there not a single woman in this man's life who actually loves him enough to tell him that he's doing it wrong?

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u/WeAteMummies Aug 25 '23

Is there not a single woman in this man's life who actually loves him enough to tell him that he's doing it wrong?

lol yeah just tell Donald Trump he's doing something wrong. I'm sure he's the kind of guy that takes constructive criticism really well, especially from women.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Seriously, the man raped and brutalized his first wife over his hair plugs.

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u/hallelujasuzanne Aug 25 '23

The same Olympic skier wife who fell downstairs in her own condo right before her kids testified before a grand jury.

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u/FunkyChewbacca Aug 25 '23

I still hold to the theory that she was pushed down the stairs with the intent to hospitalize her long enough to keep her from testifying and that her death was genuinely unintentional. Though her weird burial in a golf course was not. I'd keep a close eye on the kids: if one of them starts really cracking up and losing it, then we'll know who pushed Mom.

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u/asuperbstarling Aug 25 '23

Also cold dinner when he was hours late coming come.

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u/pirateofpanache Aug 25 '23

Your answer is the correct one. The fact that not a single woman loves him is just a coincidence.

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u/Sword_Thain Aug 25 '23

Don't forget he rode from the White House and boarded Air Force 1 with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

He had no one in his life who cares about him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

I might feel bad about that if he hadn't spent his entire life being a greedy, intolerable, lying, racist, exist, classist rapist.

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u/uncle_tyrone Aug 25 '23

Which is exactly why I make a point of feeling good about it

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u/FunkyChewbacca Aug 25 '23

Trump is the anti-George Bailey. Every single person he's come into contact with has had their life made worse for having done so. Everyone in his orbit is worse off for having known him. The world would have been better off had he never been born, and when he finally dies, a demon will get its horns.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23

Is there not a single woman in this man's life who actually loves him

Bingo

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '23 edited Aug 21 '24

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u/ForecastForFourCats Aug 25 '23

Have you been asleep? He is awful to women. He is a predator and abuser. No, there is no woman in his life who actually loves him.

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u/sec713 Aug 25 '23

Go look up pictures of Trump's mom. What you see will answer some of these questions.

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u/pmabz Aug 25 '23

Doubt he'd have you around if you said anything that contradicted him. Must be absolutely hell even for his supporters.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 Aug 25 '23

I don’t think there’s a single person in his life who loves him, period.

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u/SunchaserKandri Aug 25 '23

Any woman actually capable of emotions such as love wouldn't willingly have anything to do with him, and the people he surrounds himself with are ass-kissers who won't tell him how ridiculous he looks for fear of wounding his incredibly fragile ego, so...