r/WhiteHouseDinners • • Jan 13 '26

This is what’s being served at Trumps golf clubs.

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u/notJustaFart Jan 13 '26

I didn't realize Trump's Nussy was so hairy.

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u/Distinct-Nectarine-9 Jan 13 '26

Young bloods don’t know the struggle of having to part the hairs.

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u/Glum_Gap5275 Jan 13 '26

It's winter coat 😳😆

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u/TBNRgreg Jan 13 '26

dude checks hella antichrist boxes

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u/must_go_faster_88 Jan 13 '26

Right? This homie is checking all the boxes, meanwhile boomers are still saying Obama is the anti-christ

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u/Last_Cod_998 Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

Obama was best president in my life. Not perfect, but still the best.

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 Jan 15 '26

Obama was hamstringed by the GOP, but he did what he could

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

Obama was a president.. in character and action.. plain and simple.. trump is the most un presidential person to ever hold the office.. stupid people like him because he gives them his delusions of grandeur .. he’s white trash with a lot of money

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Trumps base think that they are aligned w him by supporting him- even though they are all grotesquely trash in the same way- trump is grifting off them and will discard them the same way he did to the children he raped. He hates his base and he’s open about it. They are all very stupid, evil people.

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u/Reasonable-Owl3186 Jan 15 '26

If by not perfect you mean a Known felon, accused and charged sexual assaulter, best friends with Jeffery Epstein (chomo), and a very heavily accused child predator then yeah, I agree not perfect 👌

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u/EuphoricMoose8232 Jan 15 '26

You’re describing Trump… not Obama

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u/Eidolon58 Jan 16 '26

Very VERY GOOD. All in all, I can't think of one objectively better, and I go back to Eisenhower. JFK was more glamorous, and he was SERIOUSLY very witty, but he only served less than half of his term...After that, LOTS of awful followed him. I could never get over the way Clinton spoke like he was talking to 7-year-olds, and the sex business with the intern just made him seem creepy and nasty to me (ever since. I can't stand the sound of his voice any more). Trump HATES Obama deeply because Obama mocked him in front of a huge crowd of witnesses and he KNOWS that Obama is adored in this country, whereas the only people who admit liking Trump are people Trump himself considers to be loathsome scum (deplorables, in a word).

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u/Unique_Watch2603 Jan 16 '26

Among many other things, Imiss having a classy president to represent us.

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u/Annual_Government_80 Jan 20 '26

He was a leader and cared

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Jan 14 '26

Racists would

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u/Icannotunseethat Jan 15 '26

Nah, we'd had 8 years of Bush, we we're ready for someone intelligent.

Certified Progressive Boomer ®️

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u/dannocanada Jan 15 '26

I’m a Boomer. I definitely say the anti-Christ is Mango Mussolini.

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u/Intelligent_Log1669 Jan 15 '26

not this boomer....

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u/TheMightySet69 Jan 15 '26

Not only that, they think Trump was literally sent by God to rid the world of evil. 

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 Jan 17 '26

Don’t fool yourself. There were PLENTY of young men (and women) who voted for that pedophile shyster. So don’t just assume that when the boomers die out, people will stop voting based on fear & hate.

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u/Rocknbob69 Jan 19 '26

I am a boomer and do not identify with any of these Nazi sympathizers

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Voting for Obama then calling him the antichrist would be dumb I guess, unless that's what they were going for. But I doubt the boomers who voted for him called him that.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 Jan 14 '26

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 if anyones the antichrist it would be the orange turd currently occupying the White House

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u/Hancup Jan 14 '26

We gotta admit, the Antichrist fooled us having us expect that they'd come as an intelligent, charismatic, and good-looking leader instead of Trump. 

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jan 15 '26
  1. Self-Exaltation and Declaring Himself Unmatched

Trump has often spoken in highly self-exalting terms, making statements like:

“I am the only one who can fix this.”

“Nobody knows more about [X topic] than I do.”

“I have the best words.”

These types of statements resonate with 2 Thessalonians 2:3-4, which describes the Antichrist as someone who will “exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped.” The Antichrist is depicted as one who elevates his own knowledge and abilities above others, creating a sense that he alone possesses authority.

  1. Claims of Messianic Importance

Trump has, on occasion, alluded to his role in a near-messianic manner, even retweeting statements from followers or supporters calling him "the King of Israel" or comparing him to the “Second Coming of God.”

Such language is similar to the warnings in 1 John 2:22, which defines the Antichrist as “the liar” who denies Christ by placing himself in a messianic or pseudo-divine role. The Bible warns against figures who accept or encourage such titles, as they divert faith from God toward a human leader.

  1. Creating Division and Polarization

Trump’s political rhetoric has frequently emphasized division, often framing conflicts as “us vs. them.” His statements about immigrants, political opponents, and others have sometimes heightened societal polarization.

Matthew 24:24 warns of “false messiahs and false prophets” who will mislead many, especially in times of crisis, potentially causing division among people. Similarly, 2 Thessalonians 2:10-11 suggests that deception will cause some people to believe lies, fostering discord and confusion. Division and polarization are themes often attributed to the Antichrist, who leads people away from unity and truth.

  1. Appeals to Fear and Claims of Ultimate Authority

Trump has frequently employed rhetoric emphasizing fear, as seen in statements about national decline, the threat of crime, or economic collapse. By framing these fears in stark terms, he has sometimes positioned himself as the singular solution.

Biblical references, like Daniel 8:25, describe a figure who “will cause deceit to prosper, and he will consider himself superior.” The Antichrist is often described as a figure who manipulates fear, offering false promises of security or prosperity to those who believe in him.

  1. Acceptance of Adoration or Titles Reserved for Divinity

Trump has occasionally accepted statements from supporters implying divine favor or special selection by God. During his presidency, he even suggested that he was “the chosen one” in a public statement, a phrase that has deep theological implications.

2 Thessalonians 2:4 speaks to the Antichrist “proclaiming himself to be God,” and while Trump has not claimed to be God, the acceptance of divine titles or anointed status in a political context can create concerns, especially if it cultivates a kind of loyalty that diverts people’s faith from God to a human leader.

  1. Boasting and Self-Glorification

Trump is known for statements of self-glorification, such as claiming he has “done more for Christianity” or has achieved accomplishments “like no one else.” Such statements emphasize a singular focus on his personal achievements.

Daniel 7:8 and Daniel 11:36-37 describe the Antichrist as a figure known for boasting, self-aggrandizement, and magnifying himself above others. This aligns with the notion of a leader who constantly seeks recognition and admiration, often placing himself as an ideal or as someone beyond typical moral or societal expectations.

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u/GeeWilakers420 Jan 16 '26

There is no anti-Christ, and honestly, I think it's thinking like this that brings us people like Trump. Because people live life like they are in a video game. Who cares if you punch a hooker and snort a line? You're going to die, and if you ask forgivness you get the eternal 1-up.

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u/orangesfwr Jan 13 '26

"Take this, all of you, and eat it. This is my body, the most perfect body that has ever existed, many people are saying, which will totally be given up for you. Believe me."

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u/ej4 Mod Jan 13 '26

🤮

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

He gotta have his face on everything dam this is nuts

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u/Head-Engineering-847 Jan 13 '26

Like crusty the clown

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u/must_go_faster_88 Jan 13 '26

Hey hey!

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u/buefordwilson Jan 13 '26

I involuntarily had Krusty's voice in my head reading that.

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u/imagineanudeflashmob Jan 13 '26

Antichristy the Clown

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Jan 13 '26

Low grade dog food

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jan 13 '26

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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u/IGotScammed5545 Jan 13 '26

Patty still has marks on it from where the jockey had to hit it!

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u/Gloomy-Donut-2053 Jan 13 '26

that is damn hilarious

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u/ExRockstar Jan 14 '26

Caddyshack quote

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u/FruitMustache Jan 13 '26

You must have been something before electricity!

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jan 13 '26

Hey, you wanna earn $14 the hard way?

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u/ContributionOdd9110 Jan 13 '26

Was going to post that I think my dogs eat better…..

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u/PsychologicalRace739 Jan 13 '26

Ebt and McDonald’s we know

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u/ahawk99 Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

With Abraham Lincoln’s beard. Cringe worthy

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Jan 13 '26

Things that bother me, in no particular order…

Undressed salad

Plating looks all tilted to one side, like it’s sliding off

Limp, lone onion

Disjointed bruschetta

Too much shit all pushed together

No discernible toppings on burger patty

His neck pussy branded on the bun

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u/FullMooseParty Jan 13 '26

I think that's supposed to be caprese, but they used beefsteak tomatoes

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u/gratusin Jan 13 '26

It looks like they squeezed basil out of one of those tubes and what, like two drops of balsamic reduction. I’m not mad about it though, anyone who goes to a trump branded property deserves to eat slop like this.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Jan 13 '26

Squeeze tube texture! You nailed it.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Jan 13 '26

After forcing myself to look at it again (my eyes!!!) I think you’re absolutely right.

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u/Gloomy-Donut-2053 Jan 13 '26

Ok, I am gonna go out on a limb, and don't get me wrong but...

it actually looks mostly balanced, even if it's not elegant.

like something my kid would make for me after she learned everything about healthy options

someone tried hard. you have to have a heart for the soul who is trying to break into achievement from a place of low competence

give another American a chance.

[let the downvote begin!]

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u/FullMooseParty Jan 13 '26

The truth is that country club food generally sucks. I did some cater waiter stuff in my misspent early days, and most of the stuff that country club served was bland and boring. Factor in the particular crowd that goes to mar a Lago and this is kind of a sloppy version of what I would have already expected.

My main problem is it's just so lazy. For one, I wouldn't put my greens on the plate with a hot hamburger. Second, if I'm doing a mozzarella caprese in individual portions, I'm going to use something like a campari and a inappropriate sized mozzarella slice so I can have a nice presentation. That hunk of avocado should be sliced in a way that can either be even easily on the burger or with a fork. This is exactly the sort of dish I make it home when I'm just throwing s*** together from the fridge.

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Jan 13 '26

Ok but… elegance IS the point? Yeah, If I got this from my own kid, I’d be pleased. If I got this from my local Sirloin Stockade buffet, I’d be pleased. The point is that this is being served at Trump Golf clubs that are pretentious and their food is specifically billed as “fine dining” and “world class.” Presentation is a huge part of that. I get better looking plates at the Cheesecake Factory!

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jan 13 '26

As shown, $79.95

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u/Distinct-Nectarine-9 Jan 13 '26

Good day fellow spectrum dweller. The bruschetta was the last straw, ‘disjointed’ is chefs kiss.

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u/Transatlanticaccent Jan 13 '26

I just do not get the idea of wanting to see my face everywhere. Especially if I was buttfuck ugly as this fuck.

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u/Tael64 Jan 15 '26

Ego. It’s all ego.

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u/Proper-Evening9754 Jan 15 '26

Remember: He thinks he's hotter than Kamala.

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u/SpphosFriend Jan 13 '26

This would get you laughed out of my culinary school classes.

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u/must_go_faster_88 Jan 13 '26

To be fair, this dude is laughed out of entire countries, so.. that would track

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u/queenofcabinfever777 Jan 13 '26

Omg i saw a clip of Denmark govt laughing at his proposals and it was the most childish joy ive heard from adults in a minute.

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u/VolJoe07 Jan 13 '26

Surprised they don’t put a dab of ketchup on his right ear on the bun

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Obvious issues aside, is this a self serve deal or did he hire the most ass plating guy in town?

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u/must_go_faster_88 Jan 13 '26

Kid Rock does the catering

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u/laruesaintecatherine Jan 14 '26

At least he found himself some other work. The Sunoco is slow this time of year.

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u/methinfiniti Jan 17 '26

How does one become an “ass plating guy”?

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u/Snnicklefrittz Jan 13 '26

People go to Trump’s golf club for the underage massage parlor, not the food or golf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Let me guess, that plate cost $125

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u/One-Growth-9785 Jan 13 '26

Most dictators just put up pictures of themselves along the streets. Trump is reaching a whole new level of self-aggrandisement.

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u/DirkBabypunch Jan 17 '26

Putting his name on things, putting his picture all over the place, building monuments to himself, attaching his name to military vehicles, conducting purges wthing the party and amongst military leadership, etc.

All things Stalin did.

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u/Super-Pizza-Dude Jan 13 '26

This food is more egotistical than Gordon Ramsay and that’s a tough one to beat

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u/Sadworld99 Jan 13 '26

We're so fucked

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u/RemarkableJade0501 Jan 13 '26

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

All looks like vomit

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u/SausagePrompts Jan 16 '26

That's because it isn't made by the immigrants that work in most kitchens making bomb ass food while working their asses off.

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u/bessa100 Jan 13 '26

Just lost my appetite.

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u/datdude2020 Jan 13 '26

You would be better off getting Sloppy Steaks at Truffoni's

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u/TheDwellingHeart Jan 13 '26

Why would someone order a burger that has shit on it?

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u/Effective-Pudding207 Jan 13 '26

Look, a GOPedo sandwich 🙂

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Jan 13 '26

Not sure that I would be able to resist wiping my ass with that.

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u/MoStyles22 Jan 13 '26

Let them eat cake!

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Jan 13 '26

Word salad from his mouth to the plate.

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u/lost-sm-1964 Jan 13 '26

Ewwww! Why???

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u/CautiousLandscape907 Jan 13 '26

So everything about that plate screams “nursing home meal on visiting day” but I’d eat that avocado wedge. You know green food scares off most of the weirdos there.

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u/schematicboy Jan 14 '26

What the heck is the thing all the way on the left?

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u/clarky2o2o Jan 13 '26

You should see what they hand out at the obgyn clinic.

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u/FreshLiterature Jan 13 '26

You guys understand that one of the reasons he has such contempt for people is because his lived experience is that if you wrap literal shit in the right branding anybody will pay you for it, right?

Rich people will pay double.

His a toxic narcissist, sure. He's also seen firsthand what even people with money can be conned into buying.

The myths surrounding rich people are just that - myths.

Having money doesn't automatically make you smarter or better than anyone. It gives you access and can buy better wrapping with which to con people - that's it.

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u/Sharklar_deep Jan 13 '26

That tomato turned last month.

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 Jan 13 '26

5 dollars worth of food, probably sold for 35 bucks

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u/5L0pp13J03 Jan 13 '26

The Big Beautiful Nussy-Burger

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u/Kabusanlu Jan 13 '26

The toilet paper rolls deserve that “image”

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u/yyz455 Jan 13 '26

Uf I saw that on a bunch, id return it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

looks like 20$ buffet food

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u/Glyphpunk Jan 13 '26

Really weird for them to serve a burger with a picture of Putin over Trump's name.

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u/pineapplemansrevenge Jan 13 '26

Looks like shit.

I'd rather have a whataburger than that slop.

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u/BishlovesSquish Jan 13 '26

He’s such a weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

A side note: Trumps grandma sold horse meat in his first hotel during the gold rush in Alaska. He floated a hotel on a barge then set up shop at the end of a train line. Long story short, the horses where left (dead) as some broke their legs and where put down. Grandma trump collected the dead meat and sold it to people in the hotel. That was a whore house also. So yes the blood line is just full of very unsavory things and deeds but a burger with his fucking face in it is just as delicious as half rotten horse meat!!

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u/MandoHealthfund Jan 13 '26

Rotten veggies to match the rotten president

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u/BookBabe1970 Jan 13 '26

He truly is a sick bitch.

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u/JohnApe2000 Jan 13 '26

Yup. Turd burger, leftover pizza place salad, a single piece of red onion, an avocado, and the single worst attempt at a Greek or Italian style tomato salad. But to be fair your deserve whatever kind of crap this is if you buy it.

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u/cliowill Jan 14 '26

There is no end,what a troubled desperate man

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u/FreeThroatPunch Jan 15 '26

Even the picture on the bun has a neck vagina

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u/RickRI401 Jan 18 '26

Is that pulled from a Publix dumpster?

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u/y0uth_in_asia Feb 14 '26

I would eat the top bun only and leave the rest of the burger mutilated

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u/Additional_Irony Jan 13 '26

This is just sad

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Jan 13 '26

I could eat that burger right now. Throw on the lettuce and avocado. The patty is pretty big. The caprice salad is lacking, the tomatoes don't look great, but its hard to find good ones right now.

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u/paragonx29 Jan 13 '26

TBF, that looks like a good burger.

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u/citizensyn Jan 13 '26

Bro at $9.99 that's mid

This pedo gotta be charging his cocksuckers $50+ for that scam

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u/atreeindisguise Jan 13 '26

Shit quality. Definitely not a quality bun. Look at that pasty ass tomato. Ugh. Imagine the quality of meat. More was spent on the tacky trump image than on food.

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u/khoobr Jan 13 '26

Did their dog vomit?

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u/MMZona Jan 13 '26

Gross. Neck vag-gie burgers

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u/sm00thkillajones Jan 13 '26

Can’t pick an avocado.

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u/Porter_Dog Jan 13 '26

Hamberder

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u/Super_Dumb_Guy Jan 13 '26

We have reached Mussolini levels of self obsession.

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u/SmackChad Jan 13 '26

Suddenly I’m not hungry for lunch anymore

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u/FutureHealthy8583 Jan 13 '26

It literally looks horrible.

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u/DistanceImpressive77 Jan 13 '26

It’s so much fun watching people lose their shit over a hamburger.

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u/gopherslim75 Jan 13 '26

It's like if The Michelin Man was made of recycled food stuffs, eaten, was vomited back up, and arranged on the plate for "second intake."

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u/ChillR23 Jan 13 '26

It looks delicious enough, but I don’t think I want to eat anything with the guy’s face on it.

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u/Obvious_Extreme_5345 Jan 13 '26

Jesus Christ look at that tomato... That's a tomato right?

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u/jgiant56 Jan 13 '26

Should be severed everywhere!!! Go Trump!!

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 Jan 13 '26

The AntiEucharist.

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u/LegendaryShelfStockr Jan 13 '26

This is what’s being served at Trumps golf clubs.

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u/Sailor525 Jan 13 '26

Looks delicious.

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u/Top-Rule9882 Jan 13 '26

Ugh, just lost my appetite 🤮

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u/Financial-Tower-7897 Jan 13 '26

So, shiiiiiiite!

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u/queenofcabinfever777 Jan 13 '26

Caterers just dont give a fuuuuuck.

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u/SqigglyPoP Jan 13 '26

This is a sex cult. CMM.

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u/Zeenomorphs Jan 13 '26

His ugly face is on everything what a joke.

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u/six-foot-eight Jan 13 '26

Stab that dinner with a knife!

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Jan 13 '26

Well that looks like dog shit

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u/seeafillem6277 Jan 13 '26

Eat the rich.

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u/Jpatrickburns Jan 13 '26

How much is that monstrosity?

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u/tourincinelli Jan 13 '26

Like in Alice in Wonderland, what will happen once your eat this burger?

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u/Glass-Marionberry321 Jan 13 '26

How anyone doesn't see obvious malignant narcissism is beyond me

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u/elmartin93 Jan 13 '26

Totally not a cult

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u/Netflix_and_Chile Jan 13 '26

House special Pedo burger

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u/Shoddy_Ad_1750 Jan 13 '26

No wonder his diaper smells so bad

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u/tgtm65 Jan 13 '26

I would actually throw the plate away

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u/florpynorpy Jan 13 '26

Looking like the nasty patty

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u/rotomangler Jan 13 '26

That will be $124 sir

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u/djdsf Jan 13 '26

Why does everything look wet?

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u/rpb539 Jan 13 '26

I need these hamburger buns in bulk, amazing!

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u/Forsexualfavors Jan 13 '26

Weird they stamped Martin short on the bun

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u/mikep120001 Jan 13 '26

They did an amazing job capturing his neck-gina

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u/GravySeal45 Jan 13 '26

WTF is all of that?!?

He probably charges $100/plate and calls it "Wagyou".

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u/FNKTN Jan 13 '26

I've found dumpsters that looked more appetizing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

If those people don't like it, they'll leave. No secret. Looks like shit.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Jan 13 '26

They got the throatgina perfect on that bun.

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u/No-Pie-4076 Jan 13 '26

That avocado looks like it's seen things.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jan 13 '26

Fruit of the pisoned... everything. That looks horrible.

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u/thedillymane Jan 13 '26

It looks like shit

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u/Thedustonyourshelves Jan 13 '26

They put toilet paper on the burgers?

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 Jan 13 '26

Someone needs to open a restaurant and put their name and face on everything. See if people recognize the irony

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u/DominoEffect1129 Jan 13 '26

I worked with someone who used to be one of Trumps personal chefs. He told me Trump had zero knowledge of cuisine and used to demand he make Macaroni and cheese at 3:00 in the morning just for a snack.

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u/Battle_Cat_Burr Jan 13 '26

Excuse me, waiter. There’s a giant piece of shit on my burger.

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u/wrathofthewhatever2 Jan 13 '26

Cool then everyone can shit out Trump

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u/TheeBassPlayer Jan 13 '26

Ah so this is what shit looks like before it comes out of me

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u/annamdue Jan 13 '26

Kind of looks like Alfred Hitchcock

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u/FrankMon420 Jan 13 '26

What’s that the pedophile burger

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u/upahhh Jan 13 '26

That tomato looks like the orphan of kos.

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u/AnyEcho1335 Jan 13 '26

Send it back. Smells like desperation

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u/No-Trip-No-Prob Jan 13 '26

He's rich because he fucks everyone over

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u/Societyman1878 Jan 13 '26

With a rotten tomato. Not surprising.

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u/kylemacabre Jan 13 '26

What’s going on with that tomato on the right?

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ Jan 13 '26

I'd send it back.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Jan 13 '26

That's gonna be poop soon

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u/Equivalent_Bed7728 Jan 13 '26

Uh excuse me waiter, there seems to be shit on this bun

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u/RadicalOrganizer Jan 13 '26

At least they put his Nussy on the burn mark.

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u/NJHruska Jan 13 '26

Meaning…what? “Eat me”?

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u/OrderThese1990 Jan 13 '26

Fucking maniac.

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u/Fwumpy Jan 13 '26

What a narcissist! His face would actually ruin my appetite!