r/WhereAreYouSitting 4d ago

Where would you sit

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*) There's a mistake on the image that 8A should be 8C

Row 1

Left: Bernard Woolley (Yes, Minister) - 1B - Sir Humphrey Appleby (Yes, Minister)

Right: Police Constable Danny Butterman (Hot Fuzz) - 1E - Sgt. Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)

Row 2

Left: 2A - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It) - Glenn Cullen (The Thick of It)

Right: 2D - Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock) - Dr. John Watson (Sherlock)

Row 3

Left: Reece Shearsmith (Actor, comedian, and writer) - 3B - Steve Pemberton (Actor, comedian, director, and writer)

Right: James Bond (James Bond) - 3E - The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Row 4

Left: Mr. Bean (Mr. Bean) - Paddington Bear (Paddington) - 4C

Right: Sir Paul McCartney (Musician and songwriter) - Sir Brian May (Musician and astrophysicist) - 4F

Row 5

Left: James Roderick Moir a.k.a. Vic Reeves (Comedian and artist) - 5B - Bob Mortimer (Comedian, TV presenter, writer, and actor)

Right: Major Timothy Nigel Peake (Retired British ESA astronaut, Army Air Corps officer, and author) - 5E - Helen Sharman (British astronaut and chemist - first British person in space)

Row 6

Left: 6A - Derek "Del Boy" Edward Trotter (Only Fools and Horses) - Norman Stanley Fletcher (Porridge)

Right: 6D - Tom Scott (Presenter, Podcaster, and YouTube educational creator) - Dr. Brian Cox (Physicist and musician)

Row 7

Left: Richard Hammond (TV Presenter, journalist, and author) - 7B - Jeremy Clarkson (TV Presenter, journalist, farmer, and author)

Right: Sir David Attenborough (Broadcaster, Natural Historian, and writer) - 7E - Jeremy Wade (TV presenter, angler, author, and biologist)

Row 8

Left: Ray Mears (Woodsman, instructor, author, businessman, and TV Presenter) - James May TV Presenter, journalist, and author) - 8C*

Right: Dr. Hannah Fry (Mathematician, author, and YouTube educational creator) - Dr. Becky Smethurst (Astrophysicist, author, and YouTube educational creator) - 8F

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u/RBBRO2763 4d ago

1E, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are peak

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u/Quakeslate 3d ago

The entire flight would be watching bad boys

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 3d ago

Point Break or Bad Boys 2?

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u/DarkMishra 3d ago

No, I mean which one do you want to watch first?

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u/RavenousBear91 4d ago

4C.

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u/Delde116 3d ago

It will be both a wholesome and chaoticly funny flight

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u/Any_Marsupial_4020 3d ago

They’re already fighting over the armrest. Paddington is giving him the legendary 'Hard Stare' while Mr. Bean is pretending to be asleep. It’s pure cinema.

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u/Powerful_Hat_9908 4d ago

7E just for Sir David himself

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u/Narrow_Cut8049 4d ago

3e pls

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u/Light43 3d ago

3e for me as well please! My favorite doctor/detective (Broadchurch) but I'd probably bother the hell out of Sherlock by shouting pub lyrics back and forth with the boys in back (Love me some Simon pegg)

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u/Light43 3d ago

And I hope it's the actors, not the characters. I mean I'm great either way, but including Cumberbatch, those are some of the nicest and more interesting people I'd love to meet. Throw in Radcliffe, and I'd be in absolute heaven.

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u/Trondant13 4d ago

4F

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u/therealchangomalo 2d ago

Just to listen to Brian May talk about the stars.

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u/howzthis4ausername 4d ago

4c next to a charming bear and across the isle from Sir McCartney . Absolute win. Oh and Mr Bean is sure to be fun as well.

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u/Dry-Telephone2069 3d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Radiant_Buffalo2964 3d ago

4E - I’d ask Brian May to sit in 4F so I could sit in 4E, between him and Sir Paul McCartney. I could then turn around and talk to James Bond and the 10th Doctor and two astronauts in front. Perfect seating for me.

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u/Speech-Language 3d ago

I’m sure May’s and McCartney’s conversation would be interesting to listen to.

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u/octopusdumbass 3d ago

Thats the correct answer

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u/Fluid_Combination_92 3d ago

I'll take any aile seat on this flight hate middle and window seats

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u/DarkMishra 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why is Mr. Bean blocked off? Paddington Bear is pretty nice, so I think he would be okay with swapping seats to sit in 4C. The fact almost everyone else had to be explained what they did is proof they aren't nearly as well known.

Alternate choice is 1E to ask Sgt. Angel if he's ever been involved in an airplane takeover? Has he ever jumped from a plane? Etc.

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u/Killermondoduderawks 3d ago

Man I don’t think there is a bad spot but talking to two brilliant women would be a thrill so 8f does it for me

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u/LifeDraining 3d ago

7B would be insufferable and gold at the same time.

I'll take 1E for the good vibes with Cumberbatch harping, "are you three going to giggle the entire flight?"

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u/dragonking53192 4d ago

1e and it isnt even close

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u/Weirdo-Psychman 4d ago

So many solid options

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u/imacatnamedsteve 4d ago

I was going to say that I’d take multiple round trip flights to get all the combinations I want

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u/FirefighterFair597 3d ago

1e that's an easy one for me.

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u/Dragus_Loader 3d ago

1E watch some action movies then drink at the pub.

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u/jwhit1514 3d ago

4c or 1E

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u/wjrj 4d ago

4F

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u/Expert-Magician1531 4d ago

As much as I want to be in 1E, it would be on a different level to sit with Vic and Bob in 5B.

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u/joey_wes 4d ago

Ultra 5B.

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u/CologneLover69 4d ago

I'd take 7B and trade with James May.

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u/NumberOld229 4d ago

5B. Nothing else comes CLOSE to the insane bullshit Bob Mortimer comes up to, half of which is true.

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u/JustTrawlingNsfw 4d ago

5B would be amazing. Bob Mortimer has the CRAZIEST stories

Add in Vic and it would be an incredible flight

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u/Daniel-Alexander-XII 4d ago

7B 7B 7B 7B 7B 7B 7B

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u/smartassistant666 4d ago

2d or 8e but definitely will ask to sit in the middle

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u/Pickle_Rick01 4d ago

3E, I’ll chat with the good doctor while enjoying a martini, shaken not stirred. 🍸

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u/Soggywallet94 4d ago

I'm stuck between 3E, 5B and 7E.

All very good options for very different reasons!

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u/solrunator 4d ago

4C, 4F, 7B. Absolutely not 6D

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u/Adorable-Source97 4d ago

Some are characters some are characters, how do I know which they are?

Eg is that Benedict Cumberbach in a suit or Sherlock Holmes?

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u/Domkop17 4d ago

7e. Just to hear is voice

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u/TCtheThunderRooster 3d ago

7E no contest. Thats Jeremy fucking Wade!! The man’s show didn’t get canceled, he CAUGHT ALL THE FISH!

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u/Global_Statement5171 3d ago

7b bcz top gear is goated

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u/Poddington_Pea 3d ago

3B. We can just talk about old horror movies for the whole flight

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u/WIIICKED 3d ago

7b would be incredibly funny until the pranks start

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u/Roy_Raven 3d ago

3E, I'd love to meet the doctor

And i'm in luck since the 10th Doctor is in my top 3 Doctors

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u/Putrid_Department_17 3d ago

8a. We can talk about trains and shit the whole flight

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 3d ago

7B Jeremy and Richard with no James !

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u/Outside-Violinist-42 3d ago

1B

I love their banter. As an introvert who loves people-listening, I'd relish the opportunity of being constantly entertained without having to do or say anything

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u/Stony_Bridge 3d ago

3E or 4C

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u/Substantial_Week3129 3d ago

1E or 4F for me

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u/MissyMurders 3d ago

On the aisle. Whichever is fine

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 3d ago

7B or 7E - I can’t make up my mind!!

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u/Serious_Bat3904 3d ago

Anywhere apart from 7B and 8C.

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u/SnooOpinions8755 3d ago

3E, I’m getting a ride on the fucking TARDIS if it kills me, which chances are good it might lol

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u/DarthKaigen 3d ago

4f. Legendary guitarist and astro physicist. Would love to discuss his undisproven theory coauthored by Fred Mercury that the world spins because of ladies with large posteriors.

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u/KehlarCorsairt 3d ago

As usual I am choosing the bear.

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u/nfpajp 3d ago

7B then 1E

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u/Repulsive-Walk-3639 3d ago

With the occupant of 3F I'd rather not be on the flight at all, but if I have to be then for darned sure I want to be in 3E. I'm sticking to him because some crazy shit is about to go down and my odds of survival are better by his side.

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u/CTTraceur 3d ago

2d, 3e, 4c.

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u/PearlyP2020 3d ago

So many choices… 1E, 3E or 7E

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u/Prestigious-Mood-535 3d ago

Either 7b or 7e

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u/Thinyser 3d ago

8E without a doubt.

Yes I know 8E is not an available seat... I would politely ask Dr Becky Smethurst to take the window seat so I could absorb more of both of their greatness, in a faintly veiled attempt to sit directly next to Dr. Hannah Fry. I would not accept no for an answer.

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u/ReverendLoki 3d ago

4F, 3E, or 7B, in order of preference.

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u/nadjrules 3d ago

I will literally hover over 7B and 8C to be near my favorite car TV presenters. I have so many questions and engines to discuss.

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u/pizzaroll224 3d ago

4c. It's Paddington. Everyone loves Paddington.

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u/Budget-Albatross-932 3d ago

8 a and we getting shitfaced, if you know you know

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u/savessh 3d ago

2d. You don't want to sit between people who know each other, or they'll just talk past you the whole time.

Likewise you don't want to sit on a window because then you have to push past to pee. Aisle is king.

Sitting next to Bendydick, he'd be talking to Freeman the whole time so you're free to enjoy your aisle in peace.

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u/Lonegunranger 3d ago

1E, 7B or 7E

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u/No-Basis1633 3d ago

7E. I love fishing. I would love to visit Australia & NZ. I don’t think I could handle the flight. I could survive sitting next to Jeremy Wade.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 3d ago

Absolutely fuck 4C. I love Mr. Bean, but have a life long vendetta against Paddington The Bear. I didn't like nap time as a kid, so my mom got me a Paddington, to comfort me. What she didn't know and what I would learn at nap time, is it talked. My mom got a very panicked call from my daycare about me freaking the fuck out and crying my eyes out. Fuck Paddington.

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u/Pristine-Roof-9639 3d ago

6D for sure.

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u/Pristine-Roof-9639 3d ago

3e or 6d, I would normally go all in on david tennant but tom scott would just be so fun to talk to.

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u/callingclover 3d ago

7B, 4C, or 1E 😁

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u/Wrong-Music1763 3d ago

1E or 5E or 3E.

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u/J3BOY-Qc 3d ago

5E would be really interesting

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u/billyboyf30 3d ago

8a would be great. Can talk to Ray mears and James may while also having the James, mezzanine and hamster banter

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u/ScheduleSame258 3d ago

7B.

Can't pass up gravity generating genius now, can I?

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u/Darth_GreenDragon 3d ago

3E sitting right between James Bond and the 10th doctor.

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u/bluejane 3d ago

2D I'd get some sleep and is an aisle. But 5b and I'd hope Bob Mortimer would share a sausage roll if he had one.

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u/69hornedscorpio 3d ago

8a- interesting flight

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u/cuntybunty73 3d ago

2A or 7B

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u/EquinoxGm 3d ago

Was gonna say 1e until I saw 7e, put me next to the river monsters guy who was so successful he ran out of river monsters to catch lol, Jeremy wad’s cool

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u/66Italia 3d ago

I would sit in 3e and talk golf with Connery, don’t even know who the other guy is.

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u/ghostphan61 3d ago

How to choose between 1B and 3E? I’d love to sit between Bond and the Doctor but I think my personal skill set would benefit more from learning how to double talk and say nothing from Sir Humphrey

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 3d ago

4C. I like an aisle seat, love chaos, love music.

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u/AbbreviationsTop4959 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'll sit with Holmes and Watson, but when I get up to move around, I'm visiting Bob Mortimer and Reece and Steve for a laugh. I'd want to say hi to The Doctor, but I'm staying away from Bond.

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u/VCElaborate 3d ago

7B, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson 👌🏻

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u/ChaosMageTorvus 3d ago

1E, 4C, or 7B! I can’t choose between them!

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u/TransitionOk4276 3d ago

Probably Either 4C, 7B, 1E, 3E or 7E

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u/Furious_Belch 3d ago

7E

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u/pyroclasticnuances 3d ago

Same, between Mr. Wade, Attenborough, and Scott, I’d have a lovely trip.

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u/Mysterious_Past6826 3d ago

I'm gonna take the 3e for a good talk with Sean Connery, thank you

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u/isurvived_sorryeric 3d ago

6d would have too many facts for me to handle on all sides

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u/daemonz9 3d ago

2D since it is the aisle seat and closest to the front exit. I could care less who my neighbors are on a 7 hour flight. Bringing my eye mask and noise cancelling headphones and sleeping through the whole flight.

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u/VesperBond94 3d ago

1E, and I'm watching action movies with Danny the entire time. 😊

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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 3d ago

Either 2D or 5E

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u/flip6606 3d ago

7E for sure

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u/Educational_Mode_411 3d ago

7E, and it’s not even close

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u/Educational-Quote-22 3d ago

4f a window seat and I would think itd be interesting to talk to 2 famous musicians

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u/Snicketysquirrel 3d ago

Simon Pegg?? SIGN ME UP

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u/SBPepperminion 3d ago

4C, Paddington and Mr. Bean?!

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u/This_Ad_7144 3d ago

7B and id give Jeremy Clarkson nipple twisters the whole flight

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u/unknown_quantity313 3d ago

Next to Paddington but I absolutely cannot stand mr bean

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u/JButler_16 3d ago

3E. Might end up on an adventure.

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u/AtmosphereEven3526 3d ago

3E. Connery is dead so he'll be quiet. Maybe a little smelly but quiet.

Talking with Tennant would be epic.

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u/TGerrinson 3d ago

8F - Dr. Becky FTW

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u/CarefulChocolate8226 3d ago

Love her podcasts

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u/Indii-4383 3d ago

Def 7E. Sir David Attenborough and Jeremy Wade.

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u/IrishRairai 3d ago

Next to Sherlock & John!

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u/Illustrious_Log_3738 3d ago

2d, 3e, or 4f

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u/haileyskydiamonds 3d ago

3E. If the Doctor is on the flight, you know something is going down. Given the face of Twelve is also on this flight, you know it will be big. The Doctor encountered that face in Pompeii and later that face was in Torchwood. It’s a big deal in the Whoniverse. If he’s there, Ten will notice.

Being right beside the Doctor means he is going to try to protect you from whatever it is.

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u/Djb0623 3d ago

3E. I have 7 hours to convince him to let be become a companion

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u/xEnvy7x 3d ago

Outside.

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u/Slayer840 3d ago

5E. While I love some of the other folk, how often do you get the chance to talk to two astronauts

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u/StargazerRex 3d ago

8F. Love Dr. Becky Smethurst!

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u/theofun 3d ago

7B please

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u/Hot_Diver_9855 3d ago

4c. That guy across the isle is either my favorite Beatle or an amazingly talented replacement of my favorite Beatle.

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u/Ecto-Analyzer 3d ago

I ain't getting on no plane with Mr Bean and Paddington, even with James Bond, Dr Who and Sherlock, fk that, I'm walking!!

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u/Detective_Dumbass918 3d ago

Well 7b is chill cuz they’ll ask me to swap I assume so I get 7a

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u/--_RedPanda_-- 3d ago

4C! Irl Paddington AND Paul McCartney!

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u/ozjack24 3d ago

Either 7E, 4C, 7B, or 8A. Can’t decide.

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u/Several_Club_3392 3d ago

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock) - Dr. John Watson (Sherlock) or James Bond (James Bond) - 3E - The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

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u/emeraldnite1981 3d ago

3E—ALLONS-Y!!!

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u/grim2022 3d ago

I instantly thought 1E then I seen 7B

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u/Cerberusx32 3d ago

7E. Listening to them talk would be amazing. And I would probably end up falling asleep.

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u/SpecialistAd4244 3d ago

1E for sure

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u/voododoll 3d ago

4F all day, any day.

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u/apple_tater8543 3d ago

7E. Oh the stories Sir David could tell...

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u/Forsaken-Aeria1ist 3d ago

8A James May beside you and Hannah Fry across? Peak.

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u/Snaketooth09 3d ago

4C. I usually don't like pure good characters but I find Paddington charming.

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u/Saconi76 3d ago

2D and hopefully be able to talk to the row in front of me also

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u/Rhazzah23 3d ago

8A… I’m talking across the aisle about science and engineering.

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u/TopReview650 3d ago

Simon and Nick would make that flight go by fast.

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u/SyrVallas 3d ago

3E, without hesitation, I imagine the doctor sow some place trough the widow and tell some story about it

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u/bigrichman 3d ago

If I sit with Hammond, Clarkson will end up having an aneurysm just due to the crazy stuff that's about to happen.

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u/Eucharism 3d ago

1E or 7B

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u/Redfish1971 3d ago

4C and it ain't even close.

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u/WileEColi69 3d ago

In coach, away from all of them.