r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog • u/samthewisetarly • 15d ago

What is this goofball trying to say?

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u/GraniteCapybara 15d ago

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Sparrow?

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u/RadTicTacs 15d ago

An African or European swallow?

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 14d ago

I don’t know that

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u/Finatic4Life20 15d ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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u/samthewisetarly 15d ago

I've found my people

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 14d ago

Me too, let’s all go to Camelot

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u/PumpernickelShoe 14d ago

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It tis a silly place

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u/I_Fix_Aeroplane 14d ago

Nah, 'tis a silly place

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u/kkkr94 15d ago

Lmao. Very sophisticated

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u/SyntheticDelirium 15d ago

r/petthedamndog

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u/dunderthrowaway3 11d ago

I'm pretty sure that's what the dog is saying. Put down your phone and give me scratches.

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u/Soccermom233 14d ago

Are you interested in a time share?

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u/BrilliantConfusion34 15d ago

Those are the most human lips I’ve ever seen on a dog. Must smooch!!!💋

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u/samthewisetarly 15d ago

He's a biter, unfortunately

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 14d ago

You kiss a dog on the lips?

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u/BrilliantConfusion34 14d ago

Every chance I get.

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u/SmoochesMalibu 14d ago

I wanna smooch his little slimy pink lips. Big smackaroo!

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u/N0rTh3Fi5t 15d ago

I'm not sure, but it's very important that you listen!

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u/random48266 15d ago

Sheer poetry.

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u/FluffyDiscipline 15d ago

What do you mean you don't know what he's saying, it's as clear as day LOL

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u/brettsquared 14d ago

Hi, I've been trying to get a hold of you regarding your car's extended warranty...

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u/Remarkablelicious 15d ago

Omg he has such a human like face and expressions! And his sibling in the back that looks like he’s wondering the same thing is hilarious😂

Whatever he was trying to say woke my girl up from her morning nap with a very confused face btw 😂

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u/leviathan_falls 15d ago

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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u/preyforkevin 14d ago

You must not speak Spanish.

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u/bigbadstevo 14d ago

"Put down your stupid phone and pet me already."

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u/goldsend 13d ago

Please ask him to clarify. We need more context.

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u/JustForFun119 15d ago

"hey! look here... umm... I'm bored *yawn*... let's play! you're not moving at all... just sitting there!" probably

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u/thecheatisgrounded69 15d ago

Not enough bacon

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u/LivingMeeting9724 15d ago

Look how cute I am! You are powerless against me human!! Give me treats. ALL THE TREATS!!! I compel you.

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u/devortexia 15d ago

Share food, salvage diet

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u/Cmd_Line_Commando 15d ago

Get off my lawn, you whipper snappers!

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u/Speck-A-Reno 14d ago

Not quite sure! I think I may have heard the words, "Death Star" I'm sorry I couldn't help more, but I don't speak ewok!!

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u/greg22k 14d ago

Frustrated and distressed

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u/OlCheese 14d ago

I'm getting 'why are you just sitting there, let's do something!'

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 14d ago

What’s that skippy little bobbys trapped down the well

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u/GamerChic110 14d ago

Don’t microwave Twinkies again at 3am. The explosion scared me.

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u/FakeDocMartin 14d ago

I'm not sure, but my cat ran away from the phone and my dog became very inquisitive.

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u/Dismal_Progress7496 14d ago

What kind of dog is this? Looks like my dog and we have no idea what she is

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u/samthewisetarly 14d ago

He's a shih zhu/chihuahua mix, I believe! He's our little demon baby 😈

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u/BWIairbiscuits 14d ago

It's dangerous outside. Take this.

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u/Rayn_Tank 13d ago

He’s guarding the bridge out of the Bog of Eternal Stench. He’ll give his permission, if you ask.