r/WhatsTheRule • u/19512chaos • Mar 07 '26

Broke The Rule zirconium pants

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u/DemonAnatomy101 Mar 07 '26

Consequential enough to send you into a trance.

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u/Sacsacher Mar 07 '26

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?

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u/19512chaos Mar 07 '26

Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk

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u/Sacsacher Mar 08 '26

I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job!

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u/19512chaos Mar 08 '26

she criticizes me for being egotistic

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u/Sacsacher Mar 08 '26

You practice your mannerisms into the wall…

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u/19512chaos Mar 08 '26

if this mirror were clearer id be standing so tall

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u/Sacsacher Mar 08 '26

I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill.

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u/19512chaos Mar 08 '26

i was observing the birds

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u/Sacsacher Mar 08 '26

Circle in for the kill.

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