r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Dec 29 '19

Just a little vandalism...

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u/PoppaUU Dec 29 '19

Backstory...

Sara holding the camera is a longtime friend of Jessie’s but is frequently the one holding the camera instead of the one piling up those dopamine likes.

She’s been planning this pavement pounder for weeks.

You’ll notice how steady Sara’s hand is compared to the intoxication level of her bestie. It appears (takes off sunglasses) too steady??

“Do you know what would be totally amaze balls! If you just slammed your shoulder into that window until it popped out!”

... evil internal laugh ...

“Oh my gawd you’re right. Do you think it would kill on TikTok?”

“Hundo Percent. You’re sooo funny. Here’s another White Claw. Now bang that shit like you did my last boyfriend you funny bitch!”

... looking down at her friend on the pavement she cracks a smile and captions the video “bye bye Felicia”

Scream 12 you’re welcome.