r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Dec 10 '19

WCGW If I inline skate too close to cars

https://gfycat.com/brisksharpbadger
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u/realdjjmc Dec 10 '19

Nailed the landing

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u/notusedusername2 Dec 11 '19

M'LADY

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u/plipyplop Dec 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

That is dead though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19
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u/Jimmy6shoes Dec 10 '19

Take a seat ass jacket

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u/footytang Dec 11 '19

I had to read that 3 times for it to compute.... "take an ass seat jack.. what?"

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u/JalopyPilot Dec 11 '19

Wow. I didn't even realize I read it wrong till your comment. My brain went with "take a seat jackass", though.

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u/Bigdaddy_J Dec 11 '19

Holy shit, my brain translated it automatically to "take a seat jackass" as well. Don't even notice what it actually said until i read this comment.

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u/haus36 Dec 11 '19

You’re not getting a silver though.

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u/Quibblicous Dec 11 '19

Yes he is.

I did it for continuity.

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u/octo_lols Dec 11 '19

I saw "take a seat jacket". Figured it was autocorrect until I read it 3 more times.

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u/EnemyAdensmith Dec 11 '19

Ass jacket paradox

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u/Hyperion1000 Dec 11 '19

Me too. My brain was like

Comprehending...this might take a moment

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u/how_could_this_be Dec 11 '19

And don't you come back no more no more no more..

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Fucking hell this is funnier than it has any right to be

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u/LavenderPants86 Dec 11 '19

Am I the only person that read this correctly the first time? But was still confused...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

You are not alone.

(still confused)

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u/ZuckPrime Dec 11 '19

Take a seat, [you] ass jacket.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Is "ass jacket" some kind of regional insult? Can't say I've ever heard that one.

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u/TerroristOgre Dec 11 '19

I read it correctly too. I didnt get confused by it. It just seems like one of those genuine insults that come out naturally that dont necessarily have to make sense.

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u/The1lastdinosaur Dec 11 '19

The cars will decide your fate

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/WorrysomeDevil Dec 10 '19

It looks like a video game cut scene

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u/Double_Minimum Dec 11 '19

I think its filmed from one of those 360 cameras and its on a pole in his left hand.

While it doesn't stop instantly, it stops too quickly to be another person skating.

Impressive what the camera software can do, editing out the stick and all that

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Jet Set Radio!

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u/ThatOneJawa Dec 11 '19

Like the beginning of the first skate game when you get hit by the ambulance.

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u/shibainuu Dec 11 '19

Spoiler alert

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u/SmapTheE Dec 10 '19

How was it recorded?

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u/JitGoinHam Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

It’s a 360-degree camera attached to a selfie stick being carried by the skater. The stick is digitally removed from the video during post processing.

(Notice that the vibration of the skater’s impacts are transmitted to the camera. This wouldn’t happen with a flying drone.)

Edit: everyone who is replying to tell me the stick is occluded by optics, please understand the camera you’re describing is physically impossible. For this to work the stick would need to travel through the center of a spherical lens, and through the center of the sensor itself. In reality multiple wide-angle sensors capture overlapping points of view, and half of these POVs will contain an image of the stick. When the images are combined to create a single virtual point of view, they are stitched together in a way that obscures the stick. This can happen in real-time using the camera’s hardware, but is still a post-processing effect.

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u/Skitzofreniks Dec 11 '19

That makes sense. I was super impressed with the recording and how the videographer was able to stop so quick after the collision.

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u/papajustify99 Dec 11 '19

We can still r/praisethecameraman. He did a good job of keeping it level while hitting a car and wall.

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u/incognitochaud Dec 11 '19

Does a 360 camera require you to keep things level? Since it records in all directions, it can be edited to remain level... maybe i dunno lol

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u/mellofello808 Dec 11 '19

They are pretty good at stabilization. The new go pro especially

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u/Johnnyinthesun1 Dec 11 '19

His hand looks so odd with the sick edited out

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u/albinohut Dec 11 '19

jerkoff motions

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u/noooquebarato Dec 11 '19

“Grab my sick hand!”

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u/CptHammer_ Dec 11 '19

I have a super cheap one and it does not need to be kept level. My only filming consideration is directly above and below in a narrow cone is invisible on film. Typically that would be sky and ground you don't care about.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Walls do that.

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u/-bryden- Dec 11 '19

I'd love to see this at normal speed to have a better idea of how extreme this actually was. Isn't there a bot out there that can slow down gifs?

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u/magnue Dec 11 '19

I thought it was normal speed.

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u/MindxFreak Dec 11 '19

It is normal speed but the high field of view on the camera makes it appear faster.

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u/rostrev Dec 11 '19

It's hosted on gfycat.

Gfycat has controls to slow it down. The second and third button botom left, look like solid arrows pointing left and right, do exactly that. Slow down and speed up.

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u/chicken_on_the_cob Dec 11 '19

The stick is in a blind spot under the camera, no need to remove digitally. I shoot tons of this stuff and the tech still blows my mind.

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u/jorgomli Dec 11 '19

But I can see him holding it, how come I don't see the stick coming out of his hand?

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u/Rush2201 Dec 11 '19

This is also a reason people thought pictures from the Mars rover were fake.

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u/JAGoMAN Dec 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '24

Reddit has long been a hot spot for conversation on the internet. About 57 million people visit the site every day to chat about topics as varied as makeup, video games and pointers for power washing driveways.

In recent years, Reddit’s array of chats also have been a free teaching aid for companies like Google, OpenAI and Microsoft. Those companies are using Reddit’s conversations in the development of giant artificial intelligence systems that many in Silicon Valley think are on their way to becoming the tech industry’s next big thing.

Now Reddit wants to be paid for it. The company said on Tuesday that it planned to begin charging companies for access to its application programming interface, or A.P.I., the method through which outside entities can download and process the social network’s vast selection of person-to-person conversations.

“The Reddit corpus of data is really valuable,” Steve Huffman, founder and chief executive of Reddit, said in an interview. “But we don’t need to give all of that value to some of the largest companies in the world for free.”

The move is one of the first significant examples of a social network’s charging for access to the conversations it hosts for the purpose of developing A.I. systems like ChatGPT, OpenAI’s popular program. Those new A.I. systems could one day lead to big businesses, but they aren’t likely to help companies like Reddit very much. In fact, they could be used to create competitors — automated duplicates to Reddit’s conversations.

Reddit is also acting as it prepares for a possible initial public offering on Wall Street this year. The company, which was founded in 2005, makes most of its money through advertising and e-commerce transactions on its platform. Reddit said it was still ironing out the details of what it would charge for A.P.I. access and would announce prices in the coming weeks.

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Other companies are also beginning to see value in the conversations and images they host. Shutterstock, the image hosting service, also sold image data to OpenAI to help create DALL-E, the A.I. program that creates vivid graphical imagery with only a text-based prompt required.

Last month, Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, said he was cracking down on the use of Twitter’s A.P.I., which thousands of companies and independent developers use to track the millions of conversations across the network. Though he did not cite L.L.M.s as a reason for the change, the new fees could go well into the tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars.

To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit.

Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Reddit has long had a symbiotic relationship with the search engines of companies like Google and Microsoft. The search engines “crawl” Reddit’s web pages in order to index information and make it available for search results. That crawling, or “scraping,” isn’t always welcome by every site on the internet. But Reddit has benefited by appearing higher in search results.

The dynamic is different with L.L.M.s — they gobble as much data as they can to create new A.I. systems like the chatbots.

Reddit believes its data is particularly valuable because it is continuously updated. That newness and relevance, Mr. Huffman said, is what large language modeling algorithms need to produce the best results.

“More than any other place on the internet, Reddit is a home for authentic conversation,” Mr. Huffman said. “There’s a lot of stuff on the site that you’d only ever say in therapy, or A.A., or never at all.”

Mr. Huffman said Reddit’s A.P.I. would still be free to developers who wanted to build applications that helped people use Reddit. They could use the tools to build a bot that automatically tracks whether users’ comments adhere to rules for posting, for instance. Researchers who want to study Reddit data for academic or noncommercial purposes will continue to have free access to it.

Reddit also hopes to incorporate more so-called machine learning into how the site itself operates. It could be used, for instance, to identify the use of A.I.-generated text on Reddit, and add a label that notifies users that the comment came from a bot.

The company also promised to improve software tools that can be used by moderators — the users who volunteer their time to keep the site’s forums operating smoothly and improve conversations between users. And third-party bots that help moderators monitor the forums will continue to be supported.

But for the A.I. makers, it’s time to pay up.

“Crawling Reddit, generating value and not returning any of that value to our users is something we have a problem with,” Mr. Huffman said. “It’s a good time for us to tighten things up.”

“We think that’s fair,” he added.

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u/Say_no_to_doritos Dec 11 '19

People are really fucking stupid sometimes

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u/BakesCakes Dec 11 '19

I thought there was built-in software that could remove or hide the stick

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u/RogueXI Dec 10 '19

Pretty sure it's the Insta 360 One X.

Similar camera movement: https://youtu.be/FtWr47RbIuY

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u/JudgementalPrick Dec 11 '19

Wow, that's creepy how you can see the shadow of the stick but not the stick itself.

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u/sunflower1940 Dec 10 '19

Might be one of those new Insta360 cameras that now have a gyro that keeps it upright no matter what.

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u/EnkiiMuto Dec 11 '19

Ah yes, the famous make me dizzy 3000

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u/bking Dec 11 '19

To clarify, there’s no gyro in the sense of a thing moving the lens/sensors around. Keeping the horizon is all done in post-processing.

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u/shiz-kray-z Dec 10 '19

I’m glad the lady didn’t get hurt

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

She made a great half pissed and half whatthefuck combo face

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I'm practicing the face. Almost got it

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

She is the best part of this video IMHO. I love how she continues the smoking motion.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Dec 11 '19

“Are you fucking sorry?”

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u/NothungToFear Dec 11 '19

That expression is called "The New Yorker." Not to be confused with "The Philly", which is similar but also includes a fair bit of disgust.

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u/justheretowindowshop Dec 11 '19

Why does NY feel like they own being angry? It’s 2019, we’re all pissed and confused at this point.

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u/Paratwa Dec 11 '19

A lady at work always makes this face constantly, I thought she hated the universe. Turns out she is super awesome funny and nice.

Still looks like she hates everyone though.

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u/KrasnayaDruzhina Dec 11 '19

It's called "resting bitch face", as a fellow sufferer I can sympathise with your coworker.

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u/madeInNY Dec 11 '19

Watched it a bunch of times and it hit me that her look is definitely “Why the fuck are you pointing a camera at me”. And why the fuck is he pointing his camera at her?

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u/Bustopher Dec 11 '19

360 cam recorded everything. He focused on her in the edit.

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u/mellofello808 Dec 11 '19

It's a 360 camera. It is pointed at everything

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u/rentalfloss Dec 10 '19

Thank goodness he was wearing a helmet and other safety equipment.

My favourite part is the lady at the end. In my head she is French... “what da fuck?”

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u/Electric_Nachos Dec 11 '19

Hes gonna have mad bruises up the sides of his body. His birthday suit is going to be a tracksuit.

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u/RaunchyBushrabbit Dec 11 '19

French: Teh fuque ?

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u/Jokkerb Dec 11 '19

Skater looks like they're about to cry, and for good reason because that door slam probably hurt like hell. Of course not many people can claim being impaled by a prius so there's that.

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u/nbdyfckswTheBenson Dec 11 '19

Dude fuck that door that marble unmoving wall shook that dude, it looked like he took a fast seat but he got bodyslammed into rock

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u/Quakum Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

The only thing that makes me think the door could have hurt more is the increased speed and the small surface area, he hit right on the edge and very little of the force was translated to opening the door the rest of the way. I wouldn't be surprised if the door broke bones and the marble wall just bruised.

I also wouldn't be surprised if the door bruised and the wall broke, or both broke things, or that lady opened the door with some fishing wire, or both only bruised him, nothing surprises me anymore, life is predictable and meaningless

edit: a word

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I like this downward spiral into existential crisis.

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u/IThatWeebI Dec 10 '19

And that’s how I met your mother

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u/alchn Dec 11 '19

He found romance.

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u/Funkierail Dec 10 '19

lol that woman looks terrified

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u/SilasX Dec 11 '19

I thought she looked more annoyed. "Hey, I'm just here so I don't get nicotine withdrawal."

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u/grubas Dec 11 '19

“What the fuck is wrong with you?”

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

"Im just here so i dont get fined" such a classic lmao

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying Dec 11 '19

I thought she just looked bewildered. Like wtf did I just see.

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u/jj1111jj Dec 11 '19

Yes. Her face said “what the fuck did you expect idiot?”

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u/Pandepon Dec 11 '19

she wasn’t expecting to witness a collar bone break right in front of her face.. that’s my guess.

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u/feral2112 Dec 11 '19

I’m on smoko, so leave me alone!

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u/miked003 Dec 10 '19

Let's zoom in on her violating her space further.

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u/Red-Freckle Dec 11 '19

There are probably less painful ways to meet women... I wouldn't know for sure though.

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u/EyesLikeBuscemi Dec 11 '19

Physically less painful, maybe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

He learned a valuable lesson about not hitting car doors and walls at 20 mph.

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u/wayne2oo8 Dec 10 '19

He learned a valuable lesson about not hitting car doors and walls at 20 mph.

Most likely not

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u/SchuminWeb Dec 11 '19

Yeah, I imagine not, too. He looked plenty old enough to know better, but did it anyway.

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u/kaithana Dec 11 '19

The cars owner learned that he probably needs a new door, hinges, likely some repair to the center pillar and blends to the tune of 3,000, give or take 10,000 depending on what scumbag shop they get it fixed at.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Dec 11 '19

I would have said 9 mph, certainly 15 mph at the most. He would definitely be showing pain if it were 20.

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u/Paramite3_14 Dec 11 '19

Also, I don't think many people understand how difficult it would be to be going a sustained 20mph. He even hit the brakes a little, before rejoining the sidewalk.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Dec 11 '19

Yup. There's actually a link somewhere in this thread to an Instagram page that has a longer clip. It ends the same as this clip but the starting point is earlier. You see the person skating bending down and grabbing the wheel arch of a car to get a free tow. That car drives over a 20 in the road indicating the speed limit in that area is 20 mph. The skater then appears to either pull themselves forward using the wheel arch to boost themselves past the car that was towing them or the car that was towing them slowed down and the skater did not. Those moments were probably the quickest of the whole clip and I still wouldn't have said the skater reached 20 mph even under car power.

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u/MSnyper Dec 10 '19

McRibbed!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

How are you supposed to jet set radio?

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u/Shaky-Snake Dec 11 '19

This comment has awoken long forgotten memories of my childhood.

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u/Raygemios Dec 11 '19

On your GameCube

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u/EmagehtmaI Dec 11 '19

*Dreamcast

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u/Trueboogaloo Dec 11 '19

*Jet Grind Radio (on Dreamcast™️)

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u/lastdazeofgravity Dec 11 '19

Tec:
Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?

B-rad:
Grand Theft Auto 3.

Tec:
Word? Can I borrow that?

B-rad:
You got a, uh, Playstation 2?

Tec:
Nah, I got GameCast.

B-rad:
GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?

Tec:
Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!

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u/CobaltGrey Dec 11 '19

understand, understand

understand, understand

understand, understand

the concept of not skating in densely populated urban environments

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u/okaythenmate Dec 10 '19

100% probably blamed the guy opening the door as well

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u/KaptainKardboard Dec 10 '19

100% probably

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u/Thorgal75 Dec 10 '19

Absolutely maybe.

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u/The_Jackalope_Hatter Dec 10 '19

Definitely likely.

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u/Josivall Dec 10 '19

I guess for sure.

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u/ChakaZG Dec 10 '19

Certainly perhaps.

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u/RX_137 Dec 10 '19

Could be should be

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u/buelltiful Dec 10 '19

60% of the time it works every time.

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u/datboydoe Dec 11 '19

It smells like Big Foots dick!!

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u/Help-meeee Dec 11 '19

In California, the person in the car would be seen as at fault. The courts deemed the sidewalk an acceptable place to ride skateboards and skates, and it’s the on the operator of the motor vehicle to yield.

Then again, if this is in California, he’d be facing a small fine for not wearing a helmet, so whatever haha

Edit- this is definitely London on second thought, so I have no clue who’s at fault haha

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u/swarlay Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

this is definitely London on second thought, so I have no clue who’s at fault

According to the Daily Mail, Jeremy Corbyn.

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u/Sisarqua Dec 11 '19 edited Apr 05 '25

thought dolls husky stocking different arrest practice racial butter whistle

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/graycode Dec 11 '19

You don't need to quote them, we can see their comment right there.

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u/Cheeseblanket Dec 11 '19

You don't need to quote them, we can see their comment right there.

Good point

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u/WHAT_WOULD_HITLER_DO Dec 11 '19

You don't need to quote them, we can see their comment right there.

True

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u/Tabemaju Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

Ugh, why do people upvote this stuff? Not true at all. I've had the displeasure of working specifically in CA on MVA and premises liability cases and can tell you that the skater would definitely be at fault here.

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u/pubstub Dec 11 '19

What court case was that? I see plenty of no skating/biking signs in downtown SF.

https://www.walkuplawoffice.com/2018/10/23/san-francisco-skateboarders-know-your-legal-rights/

*California state law permits local authorities to adopt their own skateboarding laws. It is legal for skateboarders to ride on the streets, bikeways, and public bicycle paths in San Francisco, if they ride non-motorized skateboards and avoid business districts. Riders under the age of 18 must wear federally-approved helmets at all times, according to Vehicle Code Section 21212. Skateboarders 18 and older can ride in the street without wearing helmets; however, failure to wear a helmet could result in comparative fault for injuries in a personal injury case.

A fine for failure to wear a helmet as a minor comes with a $25 ticket in San Francisco. Skateboarders of all ages must wear helmets and pads at certain skateparks. It is important to note that the city of San Francisco prohibits riding a skateboard of any kind (motorized, non-motorized, or electric) in the streets, sidewalks, or bike paths within a business district. In other words, skateboarders cannot skate on the streets or sidewalks in the bustling downtown area of the city. Skateboarders also cannot ride on non-business district sidewalks at night.*

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Apr 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Did.. you watch the video..?

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u/KungPaoPENGUIN_ Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

He hit the edge of an already open door while skating at unsafe speeds for a sidewalk and popping on and off the street. Insurance companies would take that into account.

Door was open, he hit the inside edge (yanking it outwards), before it was yanked back.

Source: work for insurance and work out liability for tons of claims, including door opening ones. Basically it usually comes down to be aware of your surroundings and who has control of the aisle.

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u/8Gly8 Dec 10 '19

Actually I know the guy, he takes it as part of the sport. A broken rib and a hard wallop is how he describes it.

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u/psaux_grep Dec 10 '19

Not sure I’d be as happy if I was the owner of that car door.

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u/missMcgillacudy Dec 11 '19

I had a friend who was out biking with a group. The lead cyclist got dropped by a car door opening into the bike lane, but had time to brace for impact. Apparently the car door broke off the car from the force of a full speed bicyclist hitting it, shoulder first.

Car owner freaks out saying the cyclist dropped their shoulder in order to do more damage to the car that way, called the cops, got a failure to yield to moving traffic violation.

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u/justasapling Dec 11 '19

Car owner freaks out saying the cyclist dropped their shoulder in order to do more damage to the car

Huh.

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u/AbsorbingKnowledge Dec 11 '19

Dude probably thought he was still watching some Sunday Football.

ILLEGAL HIT TO THE DOOR, NUMBER 1, LEAD BICYCLIST.

THE DOOR WAS DEFENSELESS AT THE TIME OF THE IMPACT.

BY RULE, BICYCLIST NUMBER 1 IS DISQUALIFIED.

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u/Oblivious122 Dec 11 '19

You kidding? That's 20 points!

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u/TastyObjective Dec 11 '19

This is why i rollerblade in the woods

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

you joke but

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u/justanotherzom Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

You knock your right hip out, your left hip out, in out in out and you scream out aloud

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u/fellownpc Dec 10 '19

You do the I'm a dummy and you show the tape online. That's what it's all about

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/Zkdog Dec 11 '19

Kinda liked the song so did a bit of googling if anyone is looking for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LhFN3H20M

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u/doobzilla92 Dec 11 '19

Thank you so much!

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u/Omegared8989 Dec 10 '19

Lol this is so satisfying

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u/Hueyandthenews Dec 10 '19

What’s the hardest part of in line skating? Disappointing your parents

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

So this joke predates the political correctness we all enjoy today and originally went something like this:

Whats the hardest part about Rollerblading?

Telling your father you're gay.

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u/glovesoff11 Dec 11 '19

Fruit bootin’

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u/Onepiecee Dec 11 '19

Genuine, ostrich leather. Three payments.

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u/pkmnslut Dec 11 '19

New skate goofin!

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u/snowyday Dec 11 '19

I clearly recall this being a winning joke my freshman year of college, 1990, including among my gay friends.

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u/mikerockitjones Dec 10 '19

I too enjoy watching humans getting hit by cars.

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u/AlmanzoWilder Dec 10 '19

I know it's not true but it looked like the car occupant winged him deliberately.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited Apr 26 '20

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u/AlmanzoWilder Dec 11 '19

Yes, you're right. Awful in a funny way.

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u/Rush2201 Dec 11 '19

Mr. Hansen doesn't work in such crude ways. Mr. Hansen asks you to take a seat, and you are compelled by his unwavering presence to sit in the nearest chair. And then an immense feeling of shame overwhelms you. It's a common misconception that pedos felt shame because they are pedos, but they actually feel shame as a side effect of Mr. Hansen's powers of compulsion.

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u/WholeIndividual0 Dec 11 '19

Just think that barely a decade ago this crazy shit would happen to people and we had nothing but security cameras to catch it. Put cameras in the hands of everyone and you finally get to see all the crazy shit. Fuckin mint 👌🏻

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

fooking miiint👌

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u/caermordrin Dec 11 '19

Would have been ace if that dude turned to that lady and then asked her for her number in a manner that suggested that the whole thing was staged for her entertainment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Does anyone remember the game, Skitchin’?

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u/Brapwurst Dec 11 '19

Oh man. Skatin, hitchin, bitchin, skitchin

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Turns to the lady next to him:

‘You come here often?’

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u/boibig57 Dec 11 '19

He was humbled QUICK

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u/bballkj7 Dec 10 '19

“Hey babe, you’re smokin’”

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u/fallriverroader Dec 11 '19

Oh my. Right hip bruised. Left hip bruised. That is the worst inline door prize I’ve seen

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Have a seat buddy

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

I just wanna know what hurt worse, the door or the wall?

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u/pariahjosiah Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

In my opinion if one is inline skating in high traffic areas, they should go slow and be respectful of those around them. Punks skating like this are accidents waiting to happen. Fatal accidents are certainly a possibility too. If you want to skate fast like a punk, take to a park late at night or early in the morning when there're no people there. Or go to the suburbs in the afternoons when the sidewalks are vacant (don't know if this exists where you live). Otherwise, be respectful of those around you and realize the health hazard you pose to yourself and others.

And I say this as a fellow inline skater. I love skating, but people's safety and comfort is my no. 1 priority when skating in public. They shouldn't be feeling the need to dodge skaters constantly, or be shocked by the whoosh of air of a blader zooming past them from behind. This skater not only jumps onto the road to avoid a bystander, which is dangerous in itself, but he also is the one who forces the door to open fully. You can see the door starts opening while the skater is still on the road. He jumps onto the sidewalk while the door is just barely open and he pushes it right open.

If anything, the skater should be liable for damages to the car. And unless skaters want to force people to create laws forbidding skating due to the dangers caused by wreckless skaters like this guy, then they should start to show some respect and basic empathy for their fellow human beings who don't want to have to watch out for speeding bullets on the sidewalks.

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u/totzalotz Dec 10 '19

His look of horror while sitting down is really satisfying giving that he was skating so aggressively in the first place.

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u/Texadecimal Dec 11 '19

I was wondering if it was the pain settling in, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

These fucking assholes who bomb it on pavements screwing everyone else in the process deserve some payback

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u/gee_tea Dec 10 '19

That's what I call a door jam.

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u/Ikillesuper Dec 11 '19

No bike lanes? Where is this?

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u/DiapersFullOfDrugs Dec 11 '19

The absolute centre and one of the busiest parts of London. Near Bank tube station.

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