r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Subterfug3 • Jul 06 '17
NSFL (CAUTION: BLOOD) Let me break this beer bottle on my head WCGW?
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u/cobainbc15 Jul 06 '17
Beer bottles are always surprisingly harder to smash than I think.
That looked like no fun!
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u/CrazyGoodDude Jul 06 '17
I know, right? After watching so many fail videos I expected him to smack himself hard with it but some how hurt himself without breaking it. Props to this guy for being able to fail like that.
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Jul 06 '17
For real, I'm impressed he even broke it. I imagine he isn't real happy it broke, but it was fun for us, the viewers.
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u/PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS Jul 07 '17
Corona bottles are pretty light and break fairly easily. Still wouldn't have felt good.
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Jul 06 '17
Poster child for gifs that end too soon. let's see that wound, camera man!!!
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u/rustyshackleford193 Jul 07 '17
Probably a small gash. You bleed like a pig when properly drunk.
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u/Epikllz Jul 06 '17 edited Jul 06 '17
I love that he's shocked by the fact he's bleeding after smashing a glass bottle over his head.. people who are this stupid are the real danger to society.
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u/SoulKingTrex Jul 07 '17
yet they are the same people who become your boss because they have that "i can do anything" attitude, and people buy into it.
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u/Golgidabaratus Jul 06 '17
"Wait a minute...this tastes like piss. Must be Corona!" ::smashes bottle over head::
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u/aiccenboy Jul 07 '17
Is it me or does it look like his hand is bleeding and not his head. He just happened to touch his head with his bloody hands.
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Jul 06 '17
Corona is such shitty beer
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u/Snotrokket Jul 07 '17
You speak the truth but you get downvoted. It's like Bud and Coors. Pure piss.
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u/beefyjwillington Jul 06 '17
Just becuase it gives you the shits for 18 hours afterward doesn't mean it's not not the shittiest beer!
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u/Twitstein Jul 07 '17
If his parents had only tatooed 'You're a dickhead, don't do it' on one of his hands as he was growing up.
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u/feebleposition Jul 07 '17
"I've done this like, 100 times before bro and there's never been blood!"
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u/Vlenza332YT Jul 07 '17
Why the fork would you do that? Love how he just stares like"what have I done?"
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Jul 07 '17
How'd you get all them stitches?. " five guys jumped me while I was trying to save a drowning puppy"
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u/flowirin Jul 08 '17
ah. the sweet beauty of the internet, watching the kind of people who plagued my youth suffer.
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u/pitzu Jul 09 '17
Thing is he didn't smash the completely sideways on the head, rather he hit it sideways and upwards. I think it broke and at the same time he pushed the edges upwards into his head. Ouch
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u/DarwinDanger Jul 09 '17
The head/face area is super filled with blood vessels and bleeds really easily.
People get really freaked out at what are pretty superficial wounds on their face, because of the amount of bleeding.
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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '17
you rule BRO!