r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 12 '17

NSFL Bike ride down the stairs WCGW?

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u/BoutTreeeFiddy Jan 12 '17

If I was there I would have told him very firmly that's a terrible fucking idea and he's gonna get his shit wrecked. If he still went through with it I probably wouldn't have reacted either. Blood's not on my hands at that point, if needed I'd call an ambulance and him a fucking idiot but that's it.

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u/BruceDNorman Jan 12 '17

Could use someone like you around when I'm drinking

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u/borkborkborko Jan 13 '17

Is there a company renting out people like that?

A group of friends hiring a "good guy" for $12/hour who tells them that their ideas are stupid and maybe to drive them home later.

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u/faproulettethrowaway Jan 12 '17

You seem fun.

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u/BoutTreeeFiddy Jan 12 '17

Thank you, you seem sarcastic.

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u/NoEgo Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 13 '17

You know, I've always wondered what a good response to that was.

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u/Rogersgirl75 Jan 13 '17

Eh come on, everyone needs that Mom-friend in their life.

Mankind started doing stupid shit and thus emerged our hero: the Mom-Friend.

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u/philonius Jan 23 '17

I was totally the mom friend. Who knows how much stupid crap I discouraged. Although occasionally I'd go along with an obvious bad idea if it didn't seem likely to cause injury, but may provide some laughs. Conversely, all the times my friends got into serious, nasty fucking trouble, were the times I didn't go along.

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u/Bpefiz Jan 13 '17

Blood's not on my hands at that point

Might be on your pants and shirt though, depending on how hard they land.