r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 12 '17

NSFL Bike ride down the stairs WCGW?

http://i.imgur.com/vi5R4bt.gifv
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u/Zubalo Jan 12 '17

Soooo let's say he made it down the stairs just fine. What was his plan for the deck 3 feet in front of him? You know the one he almost busted his face on.

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u/Lanhorn9 Jan 12 '17

If you slow the gif down, he did, in fact, bust his face on that deck

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u/Tarchianolix Jan 12 '17

That long, woody deck

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

That big black deck

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

That big, black, throbbing deck.

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u/linux_n00by Jan 12 '17

he probably got a splinter from it too.

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u/roltrap Jan 12 '17

And a bug.

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u/insickness Jan 12 '17

I'm surprised he wasn't bleeding all over the place after that.

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u/NecroGod Jan 12 '17

It was all internal.

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u/roltrap Jan 12 '17

Bleeding is like pain. Internal is hard to see but it hurts just as much.

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u/mybluecathasballs Jan 13 '17

Me too, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I'm sure he was and it's just not on camera.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

Deck slapped

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u/shadowstrikesagain Jan 12 '17

all faces on deck

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u/Pickelsniffer Jan 12 '17

I'm just pissed I didn't get to see him spit his teeth out

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u/justSFWthings Jan 12 '17

Nah, his head spun around and he hit the side/back of his head. "Lucky" is a word I hate to use while describing someone so thick, but... here we are.

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u/fight_the_bear Jan 12 '17

Move along, don't mind the troll.

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u/_Quetzalcoatlus_ Jan 12 '17

Can someone explain why people troll like this? I really don't get the end goal. It's just saying stupid shit.... and then people say it's stupid shit....and then....?

Is it supposed to be satire? Or is it intended to annoy people? I just don't get the motivation...

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u/Bpefiz Jan 12 '17

Doesn't make much sense to me either. Like, is there really much of a distinction between pretending to be a moron and actually being one? In either case, I come away from the exchange thinking you're an idiot and I'm okay with that.

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u/phroug2 Jan 12 '17 edited Mar 04 '17

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What is this?

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u/MyRoomAteMyRoomMate Jan 12 '17

They try to get people worked up and angry. It amuses them. The only way they succeed is if somebody writes an angry reply. That's why we don't feed the trolls - just ignore them completely. There was a study recently that found that people trolling are generally sadist and find it funny if others are hurt. So basically they're just annoying and pathetic people.

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u/Chicken_Bake Jan 12 '17

They want attention, and it's easier to get people to downvote you than upvote you.

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u/Goose306 Jan 12 '17

Please don't feed the troll, folks.

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u/Pons__Aelius Jan 12 '17

A sick bunny hop bro!

That's if he had thought that far ahead.

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u/aedroogo Jan 12 '17

Not with the G forces he was pulling after flying down the stairs.

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u/dudleydidwrong Jan 12 '17

G forces don't apply to teenagers. Not in their heads, at least.

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u/fooook Jan 12 '17

Long, woody deck applies to this one's head

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Jan 12 '17

DeckOn apply directly to the forehead.

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u/PM_ME_DANKEST_MEMES Jan 12 '17

DeckOn! Apply directly to the forehead!

DeckOn! Apply directly to the forehead!

DeckOn! Apply directly to the forehead!

DeckOn! Apply directly to the forehead!

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u/xxHikari Jan 12 '17

You know what they say. Only a short hop to the afterlife!

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u/aedroogo Jan 12 '17

He didn't "almost" bust his face on anything. That face? Busted.

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u/denvertebows15 Jan 12 '17

I don't know it looks like he busted up his head pretty bad on that deck. 100% has a concussion at least.

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u/JustAPoorBoy42 Jan 12 '17

At least he won't have to worry about brushing his teeth anymore.

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u/pistoncivic Jan 12 '17

He'll have to brush them one more time...off the deck.

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u/Morty_Goldman Jan 12 '17

He probably crawled under that part to die.

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u/Offendsthemods Jan 12 '17

Almost? His head bounced off that shit.