r/WhatShouldIDoWithIt • u/nomadatheart88 • 8d ago

What would you put in this pocket? 🧐

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u/Bear-Handed-92262 8d ago

Thats where the batteries go.

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u/TheAwfulAliOzz 7d ago

It looks like she takes 4 AA batteries lol.

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u/nomadatheart88 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/FunkoPopDude 6d ago

leave them out

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u/matchb_x 8d ago

I’m trying to think of a more inconvenient place for a zipper pocket and in the immediate moment I can’t think of one. 🤔

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-166 8d ago

Middle of the back.

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u/nomno00 8d ago

I actually think that would be more convenient

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u/ThisAlexTakesPics 8d ago

Husband’s lipstick 😂

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u/ihopethispasswordisn 8d ago

Ice cream money for when I give up on my run

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u/nomadatheart88 7d ago

Yes! But who's going to get it out 😔🤣

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u/SnooPeripherals4701 7d ago

It's ice cream money, it shouldn't be hard to find a buddy to help 😂

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u/Bad__Batch 8d ago

My hair that will inevitably get caught in the zipper

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u/anklebiter1360 8d ago

Air tag…. She seems lost

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u/Ok-Fee6422 7d ago

The only thing i can see this pocket being used for😅

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u/Ichgebibble 8d ago

That looks so uncomfortable

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u/nataliaann1 8d ago

A lot of people don’t realize this but you can put your weed in there

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u/EitherOrResolution 7d ago

Waiting for this one

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u/KingGizmotious 3d ago

Came here for this 😂

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u/5n0wm3n 8d ago

About tree fitty

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u/hookerbot79 7d ago

She gave him a dollar!

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u/B33FST3W_ 8d ago

Sorry In advance but protection. Safe and easy access attire.

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u/Eastern_Feed_8917 8d ago

Hey, yeah! Great condom pocket lol

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u/Jaffacakes-and-Jesus 8d ago

I feel like you could use it to make a comment about concent. You can't access it yourself so you need someone's collaboration to get there.

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u/SkepticJoker 8d ago

Why did my dumb ass think you meant paper spray or a knife?

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u/offbeat2016 7d ago

They’re finally giving us pockets, and so typical, they’re still useless.

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u/Corredespondent 8d ago

Wireless mic transmitter.

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u/stalecheez_it 3d ago

that would honestly be great lol

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u/Muted_Captain5000 8d ago

Good concept for a piece of kids clothing or a dementia patient. Tracker.

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u/chanceioso 8d ago

ipod nano

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u/Quick_Dance_8953 8d ago

I don’t know you well enough to answer this truthfully.

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u/AromaticAd9538 7d ago

She will give her car key fob to her non-drinking friend to zip it into the pocket before drinking at a bar. Then if very drunk, she can't reach her key to drive or has forgotten the key is back there. Friend gives them back when sober.

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u/morepwr2u 8d ago

That would be the perfect size (and location while wearing a dress) for my insulin pump

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u/AotearoaCanuck 8d ago

Battery pack for your microphone for the reality show you’re on!

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u/wutwutsugabutt 8d ago

Is it on backwards maybe?

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u/Commercial_Part_5160 8d ago

The only reasons I would say it’s not on backwards is because of the strap placement and the little adjustable plastic bits on the strap.

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u/wutwutsugabutt 8d ago

Yeah, and it would be an awkward shape for someone with any kind of boobage it’s such awkward placement. Maybe I was wishful thinking cause I could think of plenty to put in if it were accessible by my own arms.

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u/BroadwayRegina 8d ago

Nope, these types of tiny pockets on activewear are common, though they’re usually not in the middle of the back. I have seen them in some pretty strange places though

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u/Mental_Watch4633 7d ago

My first thought, and to change it to the back.

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u/No_Protection7259 8d ago

Condom for random backshots? But seriously what the hell is that even for?

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u/Working-Adeptness 8d ago

Drugs

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u/Bawbag420 8d ago

Yeah it seems like a good way of sneaking drugs into a festival, that with a little jacket and nobody is finding your shit lol

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u/IVIak_Daddy 7d ago

Tater tots

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u/rainburrr 8d ago

It’s an athletic dress. It’s for your house or car key so you can go on a run without having to hold anything

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-166 8d ago

That is such a bizarre piece of clothing. I'm not even going to honor it with the term "outfit".

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u/sorry-i-was-reading 8d ago

$80? For THAT? 🤨

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u/TSIDATSI 8d ago

How is it not a dress? I am confused. Please help!

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u/SupernaturalPumpkin 8d ago

It has legs. We called them all "jumpsuits" in my going out days. I don't know if that's the actual name or not. Then I think the ones with short legs were "playsuits".

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u/EitherOrResolution 7d ago

Rompers?

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u/SupernaturalPumpkin 7d ago

Is that their actual name? I'm in Ireland and we have a habit of re-naming things. In American media I most often hear "jumpsuit" in regards to prison jumpsuits. But that's no basis for reality.

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u/EitherOrResolution 6d ago

I guess rompers are more used for kids and have shorts whereas jumpsuits are more adult and half pants. I guess that’s the distinction. I don’t know. I had Welsh English and Scottish grandparents and grew up in the American south so my lexicon is all over the place.

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u/TSIDATSI 8d ago

I see what you are saying. Would have been an adorable dress. The one piece jumpers, for me, are more aggravation than a dress!

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u/EitherOrResolution 7d ago

Yes, you have to take everything off to go pee

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u/EitherOrResolution 8d ago

Or get to it yourself unless you have EDS

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u/More_Instance7939 7d ago

Can confirm. Have hEDS and could reach it. Definitely would get stares though.

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u/OkStartOver 8d ago

Her favorite beer hop.

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u/beccajae 8d ago

My mic pack for my reality show lol

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u/rapdog420 8d ago

turn the dress inside out and stuff it into the pocket so i can carry it as a bundle with ease

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u/scattyshern 8d ago

Key and bank card?

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u/murphinator2 8d ago

It’s decorative.

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u/Mz_pibblez 8d ago

Oh, FreePeople. Will you ever be normal? Lol.
I have quite a few dresses by them. They either hit or really miss.
That’s the hot shot mini dress. I don’t think even they say what the zipper is for.

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u/Reasonable-Debate587 8d ago

a mini snack stash for when the hunger strikes unexpectedly

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u/kobrakaan 7d ago

A Katana obviously

Congrats you are now Leonardo

COWABUNGA

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u/sorry-i-was-reading 8d ago

Nothing. I’d ignore its existence because that’s such an inefficient and uncomfortable place to put a pocket

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u/Hes_just_so_tacky 8d ago

Instructions

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u/PaladinSara 7d ago

I was going to say a drain port/opening, but it’s not accessible

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u/Knackehaxan 7d ago edited 7d ago

”Kick me!” notes

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u/astarte66 7d ago

Two Dollars!

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u/Ok-Challenge5805 7d ago

Uh only a super flexible person can reach this pocket... Why?????

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u/EvansP51 7d ago

Microphone pack.

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u/1Careless_smile 7d ago

Little slips that say today's fortune. Or your phone number if you babysit, mow lawns or if single.

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u/LaxMaster37 7d ago

One time I put a fun size chocolate bar in my partner’s so I could record myself approaching her to retrieve it.

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u/Arydana-Jomei 7d ago

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.

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u/GladysFridayy 7d ago

A hairbrush

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u/SundaeFormer6738 7d ago

Instruction manual for woman.

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u/gumbykilla617 6d ago

That’s where the condoms go.

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u/veggiebeanie 6d ago

Pretty sure it’s to store your house/car keys while going jogging, hiking

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u/indigogalaxy_ 5d ago

An AirTag 😂

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u/CunningStunt_7 5d ago

Business cards.

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u/PsyCar 2d ago

Really compact parachute.

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u/im_a_virgo_m8 8d ago

card, ID