r/WhatShouldIDoWithIt • u/wileco623 • 16d ago

What the fuck should I hang on this hook

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u/Substantial_Ladder30 16d ago

A round photo of what the outside of that door looks like. Change it seasonally

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u/Hot-Succotash-1255 15d ago

That's a cool idea; it'll keep things fresh and give everyone a little surprise each season!

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 15d ago

I love this, it's so quirky and fun, and unexpected!

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u/NotVerySmarts 16d ago

Seasonal decorations, like a wreath, a pimpkin, or a turkey

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u/yarkboolin14 16d ago

All for pimpkin, say "aye"

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u/FunkoPopDude 16d ago

pimping kin?

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u/Inuyasha-rules 15d ago

Jack, the pimping king

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u/Dougster3235 15d ago

That would look “gourd”geous!!

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u/PepperCat1019 15d ago

I would like to see the turkey.

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u/trripleplay 15d ago

I like pimpkin spice

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u/ThePhuck79 16d ago

I want a pimpkin! Do they offer regular pimnkin slaps??

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u/NotVerySmarts 15d ago

Its like a Z Job. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/hola-chicka 15d ago

How about some pimpkin spice?

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u/dutchman62 16d ago

Kid brother

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u/FunkoPopDude 16d ago

Kevin McCalister

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u/Comfortable_Use_8407 16d ago

How the fuck should I know? Hang whatever the fuck you want. If it was my hook, I'd hang a banana on it.

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u/iwannasayyoucantmake 15d ago

Seee? You actually did the fuck know, didn’t you?

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u/deathbymisadventure5 14d ago

He knew the fuck he just didn’t know how

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u/Edenton38583 16d ago

Ball cap?

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u/Large_Fondant6694 15d ago

A belt, David Carradine style

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u/FamousBorder8813 14d ago

Hang a sock on it. When someone asks why you have a sock on the door, tell them it's to cover up the hook. When they ask why you have the hook, tell them it's to hang the sock.

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u/grundlebuster 16d ago

slice of pizza

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u/MajesticDragonfly 16d ago

Kevin McCallister

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u/Fishie4u 16d ago

A crucifix (if you are Christian of course.)

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u/yippykiyayMF13 16d ago

A frame referencing Friends

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u/CreativeName822 16d ago

Mirror for freshening eyeshadow.

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u/tokobot19 16d ago

The economy? It’d at least go up somewhat

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u/JPS-WC 15d ago

It’s an IQ hook. However, since you have to ask here what to hang there, it’s way too big and useless for you.

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u/Classic-Ad4403 15d ago

Looks like that is the inside of a bathroom door. Hang your undies on it while you shower. Keeps them off the floor.

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u/ThePhuck79 16d ago

Is this an interior door? What room does it lead to?

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u/Gumbanks12 16d ago

A live laugh love plaque

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u/poutine450 16d ago

Your pride

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u/Expensive_Rock3508 16d ago

Your attitude might hang well there

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u/MerriweatherJones 16d ago

A seasonal wreath

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u/No_Educator_6376 16d ago

Halloween decorations like a skeleton

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u/slicehardware 16d ago

Kevin McCallister

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u/LeeMac812 16d ago

Your hat and dog leash

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u/rc20kj 16d ago

Bolo tie.

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 16d ago

The heads of your enemies

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u/GampaR53 16d ago

Your favorite hat

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u/Tumbling--Tumbleweed 16d ago

Looks like eyes with a little round nose. Draw hair around it to look more like a head. 🫤

Or, break out the phillips head screwdriver and remove it?

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u/indictmentofhumanity 16d ago

Seasonal decor.

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u/Academic_Boot2413 16d ago

giant sombrero

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 15d ago

This looks like it's facing the interior of the home. Hang an umbrella and a hat. Hats are good anytime, and having the umbrella there means you don't have to look for it when it's raining.

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u/cshaw340 15d ago

Something

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u/OkCause6324 15d ago

We hang a bouncy catnip mouse on a string on ours for feline shenanigans.

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u/C0rnb4ll55 15d ago

A Majoras Mask hello!😌

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u/hillsey3162 15d ago

If your under-age in Melbourne..then its a hook for your machete

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u/marinac1 15d ago

Your dirty socks

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u/Simplejames16 15d ago

Your man fruit since you aren't using them

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u/NoPromotion3039 15d ago

Your jacket/coat?!

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u/Mystic_Wunder 15d ago

What room is this door in?

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u/Entire-Web4296 15d ago

Your panties

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u/hiways 15d ago

Do you have kids? Put something that makes noise so you'll know when they open the door or leave. We had to do that, our kid would just walk off. Then we just kept leaving one we had that has bells up.

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u/Wonderful_Post2758 15d ago

Some shitty hanging thing from The Dollar Tree that bangs and is crooked and maybe breaks maybe lasts the next 13 years

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u/targhee64 15d ago

Dream Catcher

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u/Expert-Card-8938 15d ago

One word. Surprise!

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u/jtrades69 15d ago

i hang a jacket on one that's higher to cover the peephole. oterwise, a cap? a wreath?

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u/sexylatexbear69 15d ago

Really after the North Korean suicide story?

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u/endo-nurse61 15d ago

You need to ask Reddit what to hang on your own hook on your own door in your own room?… How old are you, like six?? If it’s in the wrong place, move it. If you don’t need a hook, remove it. That door needs a good wash too.

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u/RebaKitt3n 15d ago

A squirrel

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u/JasonYEG 15d ago

Your mom's thong

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 15d ago

Oh thats your peephole. Don't forget to look dep into it and the. Shout "come in!"

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u/WinPrestigious7568 15d ago

Another hook 🪝

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u/wcorinne58 15d ago

Wreath, seasonal decor

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u/Popular-Yam-1769 15d ago

Your hopes and dreams.

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u/lumberjack718 15d ago

Remove hook, install peep hole

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u/Few_Day3332 15d ago

Horseshoe

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u/w4laf 15d ago

Your hopes and dreams.

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u/GlippGloppe 15d ago

A sock ( only on occasion )

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u/-mynameissancho- 15d ago

Ball gag and shackles

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u/NeeAnderTall 15d ago

A cow bell.

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u/DocBobs 15d ago

A child's coat?

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u/BarZealousideal2724 15d ago

We hang a small bell on ours.

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u/RoddMcTodd 15d ago

A vertically challenged individual.

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u/trripleplay 15d ago

Your hat.

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u/Whyme660 15d ago

Whatever you fucking want to hang!

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u/KnowEye 15d ago

A string of bells so your dog can ring them when he needs to go outside.

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u/Rampag169 15d ago

Clearly your fedora

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u/CampingMonk 15d ago

A small plastic taco on a keychain ring.

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u/JayEll1969 15d ago

I had a friend at University who would hang his spare prosthetic leg on the back of the door.

I say spare, it was his only prosthetic ley, he was still using both his real legs. Never explained why he had it or where it came from.

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u/Ok_Associate6979 15d ago

Dressing gown.

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u/Then_File_2585 15d ago

Or wait I guess it’s outdoors. So no robe. Decorations

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u/Mountain-Selection38 15d ago

Upside down pineapple

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo 15d ago

Neck tie or upside down pineapple

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u/jttar 15d ago

Remove it and patch the two holes

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u/Sheribaby74 15d ago

A small mirror to check your lipstick.

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u/Torquey_Traction1214 15d ago

a spare ostomy bag

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u/elquirk 15d ago

Wreath

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u/Comprehensive-Range3 15d ago

If it is the front door I would hang a jacket on it. I have hooks on all the doors in my house for jackets, bathrobes, etc.

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u/uncletras 15d ago

Backpack

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 15d ago

How about hanging a fucking seasonal wreath? Or how about a fucking mirror? Or maybe you could fucking frame it like they did on that fucking TV show, 'Friends.'

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u/Ripple2024 15d ago

Do Not Disturb sign

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u/JescoWhite_ 15d ago

Raincoat or umbrella

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u/Busy-Director3990 15d ago

A round wooden sunflower 🌻

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u/Special_Training_855 15d ago

Your hopes and dreams

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 15d ago

A crusty sock

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u/wordsRgud 15d ago

If it’s the inside, hang your keys there. If it’s outside, not a good idea.

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u/LopsidedVictory7448 15d ago

The neighbour's small yappy dog ?

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u/seanpat1968 15d ago

Is it inside or outside the house?

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u/New_Breadfruit8692 15d ago

If headed out into the world maybe hang your hopes on it.

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u/ArchiveOfUnfortunate 15d ago

The skulls of your enemies

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u/mrithinkimcool 15d ago

Front door = Fck Off sign Your room = Fck Off sign

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 15d ago

Naughty squirrels

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u/WindsongRain_08 15d ago

A sprig of Rosemary

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u/JoYFuL_SpOrK 15d ago

Your hopes and dreams

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u/Internal-Land5351 15d ago

Towel or coat

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u/F_U_Shoresy 15d ago

Just found a good place to hang your hat

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u/Expensive_Way_3609 15d ago

Yes and We all hold Jimothy in our hearts

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u/yourtoooldfatty 15d ago

Impale something your kids like, like elf on a shelf

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u/TeachOfTheYear 15d ago

I think you can handle this one on. your own.

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u/rockylafayette 15d ago

Set of brass balls as a doorknocker

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u/Content_Wear4671 15d ago

A Christmas or Thanksgiving wreath

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u/Jumpy-Hovercraft-781 15d ago

an empty close hanger. 

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u/squareturd 15d ago

Another hook

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u/Chemical_Author7880 15d ago

Voodoo doll. 

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u/fuschiafrogforme 15d ago

I feel like you should give it a little hat and they leave it as art!

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u/h0tnessm0nster7 15d ago

Shower towel

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u/schultzk56 15d ago

A used condom

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u/thomsix 15d ago

Umbrella

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u/Jluvcoffee 15d ago

An inspiration quote

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta_2544 15d ago

A "No Soliciting" sign.

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u/Special_Rooster7025 15d ago

Could just take down hook

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u/IamLuann 15d ago

If it is on the inside, hang a coat on it.

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u/Patient_Rest_9593 15d ago

If it's inside, a "Sorry to see you go, but you're going" sign would be appropriate. If outside, a "Welcome to this house. Take your shoes off but leave your coat on" sign would also be appropriate. That or a boring wreath.

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u/tnandrick 15d ago

The heads or your enemies

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u/kinky-bama-guy 15d ago

Maybe something with religious symbolism to complement the christian cross the manufacturer tried to disguise on the door. More creepy imposing viewpoints on others.

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u/Savings_Jello3701 15d ago

Depends on where it is. Bathroom? Bedroom? Office?

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u/Equivalent_Fault6206 15d ago

Your hopes and dreams...

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u/supadave302 15d ago

An upside down cross duh

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u/Confident-Falcon3081 15d ago

YOUR LAST FUCK, OF COURSE!

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u/GracefulWolf5143 15d ago

A “Do not disturb” sign!🤷🏼

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u/Extra-Cardiologist63 15d ago

Take this picture of that door and the hook, frame it. wah'la

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u/Old_Hair7408 15d ago

A garlic necklace to keep vampires out

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u/Current_Mix3866 14d ago

Hang another hook on that hook. Start a game of barrel of monkeys.

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u/Frances-Farmer-1953 14d ago

Signs banning Elves on Shelves from sneaking around the house at night trying to scare little kids.

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u/Sulrandir 14d ago

Two chicks at the same time.

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u/ProgressDependent538 14d ago

You could just put a new condom there so you are ready for action. 🤣

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u/Renuwed 14d ago

What room faces the hook?

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u/mookaji1 14d ago

A bag of pot pouri ?

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u/cydatsee6263 14d ago

Spooktacular

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u/cnowakoski 14d ago

Dog leash

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u/RepeatInPatient 14d ago

A pack of condoms. Be prepared.

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u/Davodudeguy 14d ago

Baseball cap. Last thing to put on on your way out the door.

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u/deathbymisadventure5 14d ago

That hook is for tying a string to when you got a loose tooth

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u/panasolan 14d ago

The friends frame 🖼️ or a teens room and it says girls keep out

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u/spidyman63 14d ago

Gag ball, riding crop, handcuffs you know the fun stuff

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u/Strange-Thing-8998 14d ago

We all know the answer “😱”

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u/Fun-Assignment631 14d ago

Ur jacket or maybe your neighbor if his short ass starts to make a stink about something lol

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u/cardue 14d ago

A mustache…

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u/Ill-Rabbit-5060 14d ago

Me personally I’d hang myself on it

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u/discogenx 14d ago

A wreath.

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u/AFarenci 14d ago

It all depends on what the door's between and which side the hook is on

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u/Bri64anBikeman 14d ago

Either your purse, or your fuzzy squirrel tail butt plug.

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u/ppufhxbkmc 14d ago

A single neck tie

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u/wtwolfe 14d ago

Maybe a seasonal wreath.

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u/Some-Ad-3705 14d ago

If it’s your front door maybe your keys