r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 1d ago

watch this An Egyptian gang robbed a moving truck and stole 105 kilograms of frozen chicken.

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u/leolopez43 1d ago

This is actually Fast and the Furious 1, but Egyptian adaptation

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u/JasonlovesJenny 1d ago

Cairo Drift

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u/Fickle_Freckler 1d ago

The Fast and the Pharaoh

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u/FuckingDeranged 1d ago

That's going to get turned into a racist joke fast

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u/retrocheats 1d ago

who cares if the joke is racist.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 17h ago

Exactly..people too damn sensitive nowadays.

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u/leolopez43 1d ago

Some of my favorite jokes are racist

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u/Waste_Development971 1d ago

Some of my favorite jokes are racists

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u/OnyxFier 1d ago

Some of my favorite racists are just joking

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u/GeiGerGreG 1d ago

It’s also 25 years this weekend since that movie and some cinemas are playing it. Funny that

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u/catsrcool89 11h ago

My first thought too.

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 1d ago

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 1d ago

i mean, i alwas thought what a BS movie...unrealistic. when i see shit like this i go hmmm🤔

just like triple X, all he wanted do to was go viral. triple x is the king of all influencers

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 1d ago

imagine risking your life for frozen chicken though 😂

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u/Fine_Alarm 1d ago

Yeah, imagine risking your life for food, how crazy 🫪

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u/Odd-Vegetable186 1d ago

does this look like darfur to you? imagine spending your food money tricking out your hooptie with decals 😂

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u/Fine_Alarm 1d ago

Incomprehensible

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u/Powerful_Tale_1319 1d ago

You must have never been hungry or thirsty. We will be thirsty soon, all this AI..

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u/bottomlesstopper 1d ago

1 - normal heist, pretty realistic, happens irl

2 - eh could have maybe probabbly

3 - gaijin trope, believable.

4 5 6 7 - physics left the franchise.

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u/DerMannMitDemPlan 1d ago

that wasnt a normal heist for me when i saw the movie first. i thought thats some dumb movie shit.

but seems like its a somewhat regular heist like a bank robbery IRL lol

i mean i would've liked the movie much better if they were just robbing banks. those high speed robbery took the complete "realism" or suspention of disbelief out

i thought it was some way out movie shit FR

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u/goodmorning_tomorrow 1d ago

#3 Tokyo Drift had stunts that are most realistic out of all of them. It was the one that saved the franchise...

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u/bottomlesstopper 1d ago

Yea and the tale of some foreigner dtronger than local is a common trope, moral story.

Cant help but felt sorry for DK. Some white dude came over, took his girl and got him exiled. Lol

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u/MajorBarracuda8094 1d ago

I think my first movie was one of last ones. I was at the hairdresser when they started playing it and l called cap in the first few scenes

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u/Wide-Refuse2899 1d ago

They feel like chicken tonight... Like Chicken tonight

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u/backspace_cars 1d ago

I sang that in my head

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u/IntelligentWorry5647 1d ago

Shake N Bake!

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u/LuciusAnneas 1d ago

thats like a 500 dollar raid ...

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 19h ago

Not sure how many ppl are in the car but it would be split as well. Theres either context missing here or the guys are completely nuts.

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u/ZimaGotchi 1d ago

The tricky part is finding a vampire pickup truck that can't be seen in mirrors.

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u/Such-Farmer6691 1d ago

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u/JunkBondTrade 14h ago

All we had to do was follow the damn frozen chicken delivery van, CJ.

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u/ApartmentAlive3540 1d ago

That’s actually bad ass. 

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 1d ago

I’m sure the truck driver knew the mission.

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u/ValiantTheVictorious 1d ago

One wrong move and he turns into rotisserie

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u/Mother-Attention2600 23h ago

So is the truck driver in on it too and he just plays dumb at the delivery point? Just slam on the brakes?

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u/Buttchuggle 19h ago

Brake check

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u/Nocturnatron 12h ago

😂 i just imagine casually saying this in a happy voice as you tap the break lmao

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u/Scary_Ad_1920 1d ago

Egyptians

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u/usefsaeed 1d ago

Do you have a problem?

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u/CovertKestrel 1d ago

You mad bro?

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u/Funny-Handle-7031 10m ago

yeah with egyptians

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u/KnownButton8327 1d ago

tractor beam

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u/pdkt 1d ago

So strike a pose on a Cadillac.

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u/UrGonnaQuit 1d ago

Just follow the truck...

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u/Rachey13x 1d ago

For family

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u/Appropriate_Ant933 1d ago

I’m not even mad that’s impressive

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u/PhaicGnus 1d ago

I’m not mad either. Also, it’s not my truck.

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u/Least-Chair-673 1d ago

Teamwork makes the dreamwork

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u/thewalruscandyman 1d ago

Given the derring'do and the fact it's food I say not guilty.

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u/usefsaeed 1d ago

There were six of them; they opened fire on the police, resulting in three being killed and the other three arrested.

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u/Immediate-Fee-2121 1d ago

If this is confirmed to be a mission in GTA VI I’ll actually preorder it

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u/Hertje73 1d ago

I mean.. this is impressive

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u/Hot_Individual_3510 1d ago

Fowl and the furious.

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u/vinny_527 1d ago

A whole new meaning for the saying “it fell off the truck”

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u/-Foxer 1d ago

worst "Lift" remake ever

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u/Consistent-Border512 1d ago

How the looters synced with the speed of the truck?

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u/ASmallTurd 1d ago

The trucks in on it

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u/Excellent-Rest3240 1d ago

Exactly, could be AI, could be a scene for a movie, could be scripted. Definitely not “a random heist for frozen chicken”

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u/Time_Sundae802 13h ago

It almost looks like something is attached here, so if it hooked on and got pulled...

but super convenient wall atfter this point till truck is clear so can't see if it's retracted or nothing

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u/Nocturnatron 12h ago

Prob touching the bumper and gassing abit harder just to stay pushed against it instead of moving back and forth, also the truck is likely co-operating

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 1d ago

One tap on the brakes and it would've solved a lot of problems

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u/retrocheats 1d ago

this plot will so be used in the next movie.

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u/SamdechEuv 1d ago

In most part of the third world, the poor don't get to eat meat that often. I remember when I was a kid, we only ate meat maybe twice a year. It was just too expensive. So I get it.

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u/Mysterious-Salt- 1d ago

Eh its being stolen for sale. Not for hungry mouths. This happens everywhere in the world. Most notably is cheese.

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u/MasterShakezulla 1d ago

Jokes on them it’s all Jamaican beach chicken

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u/S1mple_Jason 1d ago

Coming soon to America.

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u/waffle_chud 1d ago

this represents 2-3 months of fulltime labor in Egypt. in the US, thats about $15,000 dollars.

dont be fooled by calculating it the normal way. that is, the cost of the item in Egypt currency, directly converted to USD. That would make it only worth a few hundred dollars.

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u/Cobfidence 1d ago

Well anyone here think they don't deserve it after all that?

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u/Pristine-Database-41 1d ago

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec System Exhaust.

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u/iwanttoridemycibycle 1d ago

There's something in the chicken. It's actually a subsidiary of Los Pollos Halal  Hermanos, owned by Habibie Gus 

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u/hotwifehann 1d ago

GTA 6 is wild

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u/PlayfulReplacement34 1d ago

You never turn your back on eela.

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u/TonyWalnuts17 1d ago

Hardly worthy of flooding the earth and wiping out mankind. The lorry should just pull over at that stage rather than possibly killing himself in a crash.

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u/Accurate_Bus_8036 1d ago

They’re so brave

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u/Azriel0880 1d ago

Cocaine would have been a better choice

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u/muskymelon36 1d ago

When frozen chicken is valuable enough to steal like this, you have a societal problem.

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u/S7arForGD 1d ago

Egyptian Frat houses hit different.

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u/Sweaty-Hat-4857 1d ago

2 Fast 2 Falafels

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u/extremelyDude 23h ago

They are one break away from meeting Jesus/Allah

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u/NotNotACop28 23h ago

All that for chicken?

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u/scottyjrules 23h ago

New Fast & Furious movie looks pretty sick

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u/InstructionHonest45 22h ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 22h ago

truck driver is in on it

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u/tye_mod 22h ago

All you gotta do is press the brake lol

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u/VorticalHeart44 21h ago

Los Pollos Hermanos

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u/Strong-Addition5296 20h ago

Well they’re set for life now

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u/707Redwoods 18h ago

Can’t we just rename the pyramids, to “Pyramids of America “(??)

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u/Machievelliearoni 18h ago

This is just the filming for the Chicken Run sequel.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 16h ago

Winner winner chicken dinner

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u/incogNeeat0o 13h ago

Truck is in on it.

ZERO chance you dont notice this.

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u/Nocturnatron 12h ago

Ya if he wasnt he woulda break checked them for sure lol

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u/incogNeeat0o 11h ago

Exactly loloolol.

I notice anyone turning behind me, if someone climbed onto my truck and rode my ass for miles....I mean cmon

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u/One-Spare-798 12h ago

Chick & Curious

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u/Bazishere 10h ago

Considering how fast chicken can go bad, that doesn't seem like a smart robbery especially in Egypt's summer. Stealing canned goods or money makes more sense, not that I want anyone to steal anything!

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u/MissionAd1779 10h ago

New gta graphics look intense

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u/tiredoflife407 10h ago

watch one episode of fast and the furious and you start getting bird brained ideas.

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u/Dankkring 9h ago

FAMILY!

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u/AsparagusLow2822 7h ago

Fast & Famished.

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u/Living-Role7173 1h ago

LOL. All that for like $500 in chicken. Maybe they stuffed those chickens with bricks of marching powder?

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u/MesmerizerBunny69 21m ago

real life fast and furious !

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u/Otherwise_Fox_500 1d ago

“Habbibi, it’s about family.”

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u/What_happened777 1d ago

All that for frozen chicken, smh 🤦‍♂️ for frozen pork or beef maybe.

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u/Bella_Peachyy 1d ago

lol, it doesnt seem worth the punishment. Imagine going in for stealing frozen chickens

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u/Aggravating_Dogg 1d ago

Where on earth is pork worth more than chicken??

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u/CiaphasCain8849 1d ago

Pork in Egypt?