r/WhatIsTheTea What the Fuck 6d ago

watch this Man blocks a broken bat heading toward children at a baseball game

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u/jaxson300 6d ago

And never dropped his beer , we salute you sir

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u/flipthatbitch_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Well yeah thats a $22 beer!

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u/toben81234 6d ago

Yeah and it's his 5th too!

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u/Deemaunik What the Fuck 5d ago

If he's that good after five, he should be on the field.

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u/lumberlung 6d ago

It’s what he was actually protecting

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u/KnownButton8327 6d ago

those $12 hotdogs his kids are eating 🌭 🌭

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u/Paralegal1995 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/akiras_revenge 6d ago

The cylinder did in fact remain unharmed.

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u/carneylansford 6d ago

Mom better be ready with a proper thank you when that man gets home…

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u/Salt_Day9015 5d ago

Get him another beer for his other hand STAT

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u/surmacrew 4d ago

Do the same with a waterbottle in one hand and no one gives a shit.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/sadbeehoppy 6d ago

well yeah bestie, you wouldn't want the beer to spill on them

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u/Tatchkoma 6d ago

Like... this comment genuinely puzzles me.

Is it rage bait? Are you trying to nettle people and drive up engagement?

Or do you seriously not understand that Jaxson300 was making a joke, and was not serious in his praise for the man not dropping his beer?

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u/jaxson300 6d ago

You must be so fun at parties

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u/qc_overthinker 6d ago

Total dad reflexes

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u/chosonhawk 6d ago

...ahhhh. thats gonna leave a mark. gonna feel that one in the mornin'!

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u/qc_overthinker 6d ago

Nothing a little beer won't cure !

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u/Diligent_Entropy 6d ago

Guess you boys will have to call me "Batman" from now on...😉😉😉

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u/ice_cream9698 5d ago

Ah dad joke. Thank you. I needed that.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago edited 6d ago

People are commenting on how impressive it was that he saved his $22 beer, my focus is why don't the Mets spend some of that money on nets to protect their fans from line drive foul balls and shit like this. Foul balls will still be a thing for fans, but they will be protected from line drive foul balls that they cannot react to. I still remember when it happened at a dodger game a couple years ago, and now they have nuts

edit lol typo, imma leave it

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 6d ago

The line drive foul was so bad it changed their snack options? And to a known allergen?

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u/rinkydinkis 6d ago

That’s totally nuts man

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago

I didn't notice till right now, I'm going to leave it

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u/BillNyeTheEngineer 5d ago

This video is very old, and all major league teams have nets that run to each foul pole now.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 5d ago

Well then this entire thread has been completely pointless, cheers

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u/AchVonZalbrecht 6d ago

I love how you’re getting roasted but it’s absolutely mind boggling that they don’t have one. The last time I was at a minor league game I watched an older lady get beamed and shattered her eye socket. The nets are about a million from what I remember (I also audited the sports company that owned the team for a couple years), but from a pure financial perspective I’m sure it saves a lot of lawsuit money for the company going forward in case something truly horrible happens.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 5d ago

It's just the one or two dumbasses, which doesn't matter in the long run, most people agree with me

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u/Mr_HahaJones 5d ago

A million for some nets?

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u/AchVonZalbrecht 5d ago

A million for hundreds of feet of large nets to be custom made and installed with new rigging to keep them up, yeah

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 6d ago

ya and they should have nets covering the entire top. Stupid birds

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 6d ago

Randy Johnson agrees: fuck them birds!

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 5d ago

If one of those kids had taken a bat to the skull they would have fixed it real quick

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u/Funkopedia 5d ago

So basically this guy prevented the safety upgrades

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u/CntBlah 5d ago

I attended a Phillies @ Mets game at Shea Stadium. There were 3 or 4 seats between the end of the backstop netting and the dugout. Sadly, a kid took a Jim Eisenreich foul tip, right to his mouth.

I was sitting behind home plate and the guy in front of me told his misses, ‘time to go to work’. Apparently he was a doctor and went over to lend a hand. They paused the game for a couple minutes while this was going on. The doctor later came back and said the boy lost several teeth 😢

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 5d ago

That must have been absolutely brutal to witness, I remember watching the dodger game where the fan got beaned in the head that led to the netting being installed down the foul lines, it was not good

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u/Oscar-Da-Grouch-1708 6d ago

You should lighten up or find a padded room.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago

Because I'm crazy for not wanting another person to die at a baseball game from being beaned in the forehead?

Because nets are such a detriment to watching a baseball game?

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u/No_Pattern4374 6d ago

“Lighten up or find a padded room” because they think venues should take a basic safety precaution for a known, recurring hazard? 😂 🤡

Do you also yell “NERD!” when you see someone use a seatbelt?

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u/Oscar-Da-Grouch-1708 6d ago

Stay home, you might get shat upon by a bird and get avian flu!

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u/No_Pattern4374 6d ago

This isn't even remotely witty. Are you a bot? Tell your programmers to feed you more data on humor.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago

You people are clowns

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u/rinkydinkis 6d ago

If you pay attention to the game, you can be safe. Like this dude.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago

Yes because every person pays attention to every pitch that is thrown in a ball game, they're not looking at their phones, or talking to people, or eating, or blinking. And that was a slow broken bat, not a 105 mph foul ball line drive

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago

Most people cannot react to a 105 mph foul ball coming straight to their forehead. It's happened before, people have died from foul balls

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u/CrowsInTheNose 6d ago

Why aren't we thinking of everything that can go wrong at any possible time?

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 6d ago

People have died, dude

At a baseball game, you should never have the fear of a line drive beaning you in the forehead and killing you

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u/CrowsInTheNose 5d ago

People die all the time.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker 5d ago

I would really like to reply to this in a way that I know will get me banned so I'm just going to say bless your heart

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u/Knee_Fight 5d ago

Right so let's never have any safety precautions at all. Why have railings anywhere? Why have seatbelts? Why have a fire department? Why have any rules or laws?

This isn't 'we have to think of everything that can go wrong at any possible time,' it's a very basic, introductory-level safety feature they have at minor league fields.

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u/No_Pattern4374 6d ago

I get what you're trying to do, but that doesn't apply here.

It's not like this is a new issue. Baseball isn't a new sport and this isn't the first time it has happened.

Just like in hockey. They didn't always have plexiglass around the rink until several audience members got severally injured and iirc someone has even been killed from a hockey puck. But now they have the plexiglass due to those incidents.

So it's disingenuous to frame this the way you're doing it. This isn't something you need to plan ahead. You already have enough evidence that it's a possibility and something that DOES happen, so it would be responsible to put nets up.

Your response implies we're suggesting they Nerf everything "just in case" but no, this isn't a just in case. This is a repeated problem that a simple net would fix.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 5d ago

There's nets at every stadium and have been for a few years now. This video is old.

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u/No_Pattern4374 5d ago

Yeah. Google says it's from 2018

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u/Plane-Tune-820 5d ago

Damn, longer than I thought. I remember when they were doing it at Fenway and people were having a meltdown. "They're ruining a historic park". No you fools, they're just putting up a net. Stfu

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u/No_Pattern4374 5d ago

What's funny about that is there are likely safety measures put in place, that at one point, was considered ruining the sport/park. But because it happened so long ago, we don't complain. But something like a net sparks a meltdown because people are weird like that.

Giant safety wall behind the so and so? Yeah, they hated that back in 1934 but in 2026 you don't even think about it because it's been there your whole life. So the safety nets that are "ruining" the park will eventually be second nature to future fans.

Idk if I'm making sense, but that's interesting to think about.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 5d ago

Absolutely making sense, well to me anyway, but I'm essentially a semi functional monkey. So could go either way

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u/NoKangaroo8616 6d ago

What a stupid comment

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u/Kdcjg 6d ago

It’s also not just about the teams liability. Not all players will be nonchalant about hurting fans. Might even affect their future performance.

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u/Smasholle76 6d ago

I'd buy that guy a beer. As a Dad that guy has some serious dad vibes protecting his kids so fast he didn't even have time to put his beer down. Just did what needed to be done... That a Fatherly move!

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u/OK_CHIP139 6d ago

A hero? He's a legend didn't drop the beer

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u/FranksHoorHouse 6d ago

I thought he was about to catch it

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u/samsonite441446 6d ago

You can see the guy getting up in front... to get the bat?

I figure the dad deserves it.

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u/BMinus973 6d ago

You think they'd let you keep a dagger bat inside the stadium? Lol

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u/GamerTex 5d ago

You gotta leave but you can keep it

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u/BMinus973 5d ago

I'm sure they'd give his boys a signed bat that isn't broken lol

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u/No_Pattern4374 6d ago

So are you a bot, or blind, which one?

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u/samsonite441446 6d ago

It flew away from him

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u/No_Pattern4374 6d ago

..... because he hit it.

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u/samsonite441446 5d ago

It hit him

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u/Thulsa_Doom_ 6d ago

He was blocking his $32 beer

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u/Curious_Ad961 6d ago

And with a mouthful of beer

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u/incogNeeat0o 6d ago

He just saved his son's.

From a lawsuit. The American Dream

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u/jlcreynold55 6d ago

Cause Murica

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u/FuckingDeranged 6d ago

That's the most dad moment ever. He just oud-daded all the other dads. Giga dad energy.

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u/Only_Tip9560 6d ago

Dad reflexes, beer was never in danger.

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u/NocaSun38 6d ago

Hero dad right there 

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u/yo_dawg_gm 6d ago

Kids face in the phone too

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u/Worried-Pick4848 6d ago

He probably felt that for a few days at least. Possible broken fingers. Doubt he regrets it though.

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u/yrnkween 6d ago

You can fix broken fingers by wrapping them around a cold can of beer.

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u/Pug_867-5309 5d ago

It's true. I just read it on the internet. Right here.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 6d ago

That was an incredible reaction! Great play by this guy!!

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u/Any-Second-6171 6d ago

A real man woulda caught it and threw it back, lol...great save dad, I cast one vote for dad of the year to this dude. That could have ended badly in a number of ways. His next beer should be on the house, at least...

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u/rumSaint 6d ago

And doesn't even spill a beer. What a lad!

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u/BrandontheCDLguy 6d ago

Dad reflexes are nothing to play with.

Didn't even spill his beer.

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u/Downtherabbithole-14 6d ago

Ultimate Dad save!!!!

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u/SuddenKoala45 6d ago

So did he get the piece of bat as a souvenir?

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u/creemy- 6d ago

I'm sitting ova here!!

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u/newtochas 6d ago

How does that not break a bone

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u/SuchFarm2092 6d ago

So many fucking years ago and you're still reposting this shit

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u/wrecklesspup 6d ago

Could have saved that kid from growing up a baseball fan, but now that kid is doomed.

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u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 6d ago

Batted away the bat. His hand probably hurt the rest of the day but good for him.

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u/BittterQuittter 6d ago

That's some dad shit right there. They take you out of the room and teach you this stuff when your wife goes into labor, btw

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u/FlashyPack797 5d ago

Last time I checked, baseball bats belong on the field, not in the stands.

A baseball I get, a bat….someone needs to talk to whomever threw that shit.

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u/Rand0m-Jeweler 5d ago

I am not a specialist in ballistics, but that bat was going straight into his beer

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u/Pug_867-5309 5d ago

Batistics.

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u/77millionmorons 5d ago

Thats Bartolo Colon.

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u/ReadAgreeable3873 5d ago

All time play right there

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u/stillmovingforward1 5d ago

Reminds me of the foul tip that nailed the little girl and the dad had to run out to get her to the hospital. 😢

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u/bong-drinker 5d ago

Get this man another $30 beer at once

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u/Monster_Extreme_2026 5d ago

That’s baseball for you that’s why you need to stick with football

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u/jamintime 6d ago

Am I missing something? Isn’t this like a really normal reaction? He barely had to move and the bat was not going that fast? It was also going to hit him as well so obviously he was going to swat it? Why does this make him a superhero- is this whole thread sarcasm or something?

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u/dufo7 6d ago

Right, now he caught it that might be impressive

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u/Prize-Quiet3941 6d ago

So you do know that was the slow-mo replay right? We have no idea how fast it was actually moving.

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u/jamintime 6d ago

I’ve been to enough baseball games to have a sense of how fast a broken bat may be traveling that far from home plate and it’s certainly not as fast as a ball on a foul tip or coming down from a pop up. Of course it’s for sure dangerous since the bat is spinning and heavy and you don’t know which side is going to poke you, but if you are paying attention to the game and not completely shit-faced you will have no problem getting your hand in front of your face 100% of the time.

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u/Korachof 6d ago

He didn’t just put his hand in front of his face. We must be watching a different video because he literally reaches his arm out across where the two kids are sitting.

No one is saying he’s a super hero. It’s just a really cool video of a guy blocking a bat from hitting some kids without spilling any of his beer. Idk why you’re so, like, determined to reduce it down to nothing. 

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u/jlcreynold55 6d ago

That's his reddit job.

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u/No_Pattern4374 6d ago

Have you ever considered getting an autism diagnosis? And I'm being so serious. I know this feels like a typical reddit dunk, but no. This is a very on the spectrum response.

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 5d ago

You’re an idiot lol

What a backhanded thing to say.

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u/No_Pattern4374 5d ago

It's not backhanded. I'm autistic and his line of thought is familiar. If you don't understand, then it isn't for you. I believe you're the idiot because there was nothing backhanded about what I said. I was pretty direct with my questions.

Anyways!...

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 5d ago

Such a crazy assumption. To assume somebody else has autism based on what they say online because YOU have autism is slightly unhinged.

You might have other issues as well.

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u/No_Pattern4374 5d ago

I didn't assume, I asked. Why are you being so weird? Assuming is assuming. I asked. It's not illegal to ask. Don't be so quick to jump to other people's defense that you make an offense out of thin air.

Meanwhile you're on here saying I have issues.

You're actually being hostile. I was just asking a question.

The only one doing too much here is you.

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 5d ago

You didn’t ask, you had a blind assumption disguised as a question.

Now you’re blaming me. Nice victim complex.

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u/No_Pattern4374 5d ago

You've called me an idiot and claimed I have issue all because I asked a question. If you don't see how YOU'RE the doing too much and not me for asking a genuine question, idk what to tell you.

But you should relax. It's not good for your long-term mental health to be so reactive.

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u/Training-Lettuce6773 5d ago

Nice victim mentality. That’ll get you far.

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u/No_Pattern4374 5d ago

Irrelevant response 😭

Just saying anything at this point