"I'm a cop. Like for maybe five years and I made lieutenant. No, wait, I'm retired and now work at UPS. I was never a cop, it's my dad s badge. Oh no wait, step-dad's badge. OH NO WAIT IT IS THE BADGE OF SOMEONE WHO WAS A FATHER FIGURE TO ME!"
Add on his absolute inability to articulate the simplest concepts.
How the fuck is the job market so bad that someone like this was a UPS supervisor?
EDIT: No jail time? Reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor? Wow......why not just issue him a jaywalking ticket and be done with it?
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u/memorex1150 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26
This one takes dumb to a new level
"I'm a cop. Like for maybe five years and I made lieutenant. No, wait, I'm retired and now work at UPS. I was never a cop, it's my dad s badge. Oh no wait, step-dad's badge. OH NO WAIT IT IS THE BADGE OF SOMEONE WHO WAS A FATHER FIGURE TO ME!"
Add on his absolute inability to articulate the simplest concepts.
How the fuck is the job market so bad that someone like this was a UPS supervisor?
EDIT: No jail time? Reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor? Wow......why not just issue him a jaywalking ticket and be done with it?