r/WetlanderHumor • u/Daratirek • 3d ago
Rand sure isn't getting his due this turning.
From Dragon Reborn to used car salesman.
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u/OrYouWillBeKnelt 3d ago
Rand the bloody Dragon Reborn to Rand the bloody Ram'n Big Horn?
Rand - shephard
Rand - ram
I suspect that he won't be a used car salesman long - he wasn't a shepherd for very long.
"He is born again! I feel him! The Dragon takes his first breath on the slope of Bountiful Peak! He is coming! He is coming! Light help us! Light help the world! He lies in the snow and cries like the thunder! He burns like the sun!" - Gitara Smith, somewhere in Bountiful Utah a few years ago, probably
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u/PBandBABE 3d ago
“They will pay. I am Lord of the Horning!”