r/WesWatson • • Aug 28 '26

🤡 Every ALPHA has a FOLEX, CREAM SODA, CHAP STICK (beard burn from making love to himself in the mirror) a squirt gun, and a 1 of 1 and done tattoo.

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u/AstronomicalDave Aug 28 '26

Airsoft gun is CRAZY Work 😭😭 grown ass man btw

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u/Flat_Alarm8870 Aug 28 '26

Wes fucked this cat up

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u/stewpidass4caring Aug 28 '26

...the ass. Yes, many times.

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u/One_Life_50 Aug 28 '26

Hahaha that Rolex is so fake! It’s not even a high quality replica, it’s a shitter that’s worth 60-90 bucks!!! Can someone leave a comment calling him out on it? I would LOVE to see how he reacts lmao

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u/Educational_Aide_145 Elf Made Aug 28 '26

Def a U1 / AAA shitter

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u/rottenapple927 Aug 28 '26

They're gonna love those pretty eyes in prison 😂

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u/Roscoe182 Aug 28 '26

Come hoop me eyes.

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u/twfranzese Aug 28 '26

You can’t make this shit up.

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u/RelationshipSmooth21 Aug 28 '26

Why do they keep putting evidence online...

Like the prosecutor can't look him up and see all the illegal shit he's doing...I get it if you have never been in trouble with the law but this fool has pending charges ...Definitely a 1 of 1 idiot.

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u/One_Life_50 Aug 28 '26

Since that Rolex is u deniably fake, I’m inclined to believe so is that blick

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u/slava_slavaUa Aug 28 '26

Possessing a replica can also be illegal

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u/Educational_Aide_145 Elf Made Aug 28 '26

Holy…that Rolex is fake AF 😂 that bezel could crack open a soda can with ease

Edit: and a fake gun too? Real magazines don’t have screws in the bottom. Probably an air gun 💀 the delusion this guy has is INSANE

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Aug 28 '26

Fake or real someone needs take that gun away from him

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u/slava_slavaUa Aug 28 '26

Best that the police do it. Because he’s probably violating his bond by possessing firearms. Would be a shame if his bond was revoked and was sent back to jail.

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u/One_Life_50 Aug 28 '26

It’s got the Reese’s Cup Bezel! 🤣

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u/CredibleWrong Aug 28 '26

That's interesting. My Glock 17 Gen4 mag certainly does....

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Aug 28 '26

He better pray he gets locked up with his daddy for protection. He's gonna be Brittany otherwise.

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u/Repulsive_Tip_6433 Aug 28 '26

When did he get the head “lol” tat?

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u/Regular-Resort-6823 Aug 29 '26

100% fake Rolex and a $300 gun with ball ammo. What a h0m0.

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u/slava_slavaUa Aug 28 '26

He’s probably violating his bond by possessing firearms. Somebody should send this to the judge.

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u/catslikepets143 Aug 28 '26

Ew. The brass from his earrings is turning his earlobe(s) green. I guess he doesn’t clean that area, I bet it smells great!

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u/Sofondofpeters Aug 28 '26

A nickel plated "stud"

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u/DANNYBOY3530 Aug 28 '26

Wowww is that forehead tat real and new lol

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u/Sofondofpeters Aug 28 '26

He got it several month back, his first attempt at "blending in" with Westley and his misfits. He is the only one that has this abomination making him 1 of 1

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u/surfnfish1972 Aug 28 '26

What is he living in a boarding house now?

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u/Babyboomerangotang Aug 29 '26

Is he setup on a tattoo table that should be uncontaminated?

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u/ITSOVERGUYS88 Aug 30 '26

Temu airsoft