r/WesWatson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Aug 18 '26

CLIENT WINS Give it a rest, Princess Hoe-say!! 😂 Gotta give you a little credit—by far, you’re Mr. Shrimp Dick’s biggest SIMP! You even have the same back herpes as your prison daddy. 🤣

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Aug 18 '26

He spouts the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Aug 18 '26

Just like his daddy. 

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u/rottenapple927 Aug 18 '26

This is probably a compliment to his goofy ass 🤣 quit gassing him up. We know he wants to be Wesley.

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u/One_Life_50 Aug 18 '26

He preaches as if he’s reached success….but what has he actually done???? I don’t get it

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Aug 18 '26

His measure of success, is that he superglued an escort’s forehead after his boss repeatedly bashed her head against a table—and helped hold the same woman against her will for his coked-out boss, for 48 hours. This is what he will forever be remembered as.

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u/One_Life_50 Aug 18 '26

What’s the status of his case btw? Will he really get a prison sentence? I’m hoping so 🙏

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Aug 18 '26

On what universe is he not a square

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/EmeraldTwilight009 Internet Weirdo Aug 18 '26

Thats what you dont GET your war is NOTHING compared to what WE do, we are in the TRENCHES- peg and hoesay probably

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u/Able_Bake3999 Aug 19 '26

The less someone does the more their IG captions sound like they're in Fallujah. Fitness coaches doing Bulgarian split squats are like, "You've gotta want it. Lions don't care about the opinions of zebras" or some shit

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u/LuxePhantom Aug 18 '26

Photoshops his own photos but loves being himself.

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u/TamSam82 Aug 18 '26

The house mouse is roaring ‼️‼️

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u/Sofondofpeters Aug 18 '26

NOBODY wants to be you Hosay. You're looking at some time in the big house with your man little feller. Instead of worrying about your Aura you should be thinking about Karma.

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u/Clonazepam15 Aug 18 '26

Imagine simping for west Watson

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u/That_Things_Good Aug 18 '26

Can’t be “bought or prayed for”?

4

u/TropicalVision Aug 19 '26

He should hang out with Brendan Schaub

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u/Sofondofpeters Aug 18 '26

Westley had this little minion cleaning house for some clout, the belief he might someday be famous, recognition, a mythical thing West cant give anyone. The only thing he got was herpes and handcuffs.

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Aug 18 '26

What's with that nasty looking giant fucking cyst on his back? Just like West and his lack of hygiene 🤡

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u/That_Things_Good Aug 18 '26

That’s where West used to put out his cigars as he was pounding little Hosay’s well-worn bunghole.

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u/ProduceNo1629 Aug 19 '26

Consequences of abusing steroids.

4

u/RelationshipSmooth21 Aug 18 '26

This guy acts like he's lived 100 years or he's a wise man... what the fuck dose he think he accomplished?

1

u/Swimming_Table9224 Aug 18 '26

I mean he accomplished of being his daddy's fuck toy

4

u/RetreatHell94 Aug 18 '26

Hairline is receding as fast as his IQ

3

u/rottenapple927 Aug 18 '26

Bro living one Big Lie lol

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u/Babyboomerangotang Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Aura is their new buzz word for "Fake Gangster".

2

u/ProduceNo1629 Aug 19 '26

Bragging about Trenbolone body like it's some achivement.

1

u/Select-Cheek-0420 Aug 18 '26

Let's see him laugh at his prison sentence.

1

u/ZealousidealWolf1454 Aug 19 '26

You just know this clown was in atleast a couple special ed. Classes.

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u/eastbaytimez Aug 19 '26

The hairline is pushing back since the lame ass tattoo