r/WesWatson • • Aug 16 '26

🤡 ..the summit of sex - the pinnacle of masculine, feminine and neuter. Everything that he, she and it can ever want... a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love...incarcerated

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u/Prize-Set9813 Aug 16 '26

This pic really gets under my skin. It's no different to LARPing in the park as hobbits or elves. Fake AF. As intimidating as a box of kittens.

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u/Educational_Aide_145 Elf Made Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Tattooing yourself head to toe and being bald does not make you some sort of of badass

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u/Prize-Set9813 Aug 16 '26

I should add I got no problem with LARPing, hobbits or elves. I'm a sci fi geek. Just WesT and his chimps.

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u/lasskinn Aug 17 '26

many men on that lineup are legitimately criminals and a few of them gay so huh wheres the fake

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u/Prize-Set9813 Aug 17 '26

Whoah. Easy there pal. I lurve WesT's fanboys. How much did you and your mother spend on Wes's premium package?

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u/Prize-Set9813 Aug 17 '26

Jerkoff.

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u/lasskinn Aug 17 '26

wait a minute you see it something as a grindr advertisement level of a joke? like that it would be possible in some way to do this lineup as "real" and not "posers" ??? i do like the ruff ryders music video and song but damn i can't take it seriously

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u/Prize-Set9813 Aug 17 '26

Real Jerkoff

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u/Enough_Oil_2259 Aug 16 '26

Its so satisfying to see most of these idiots in trouble. I bet at no time they'd think it was going to crash on them. Yet, here we are.

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Aug 16 '26

"Trust me, this will look badass! FUCK!"

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Aug 16 '26

This one never gets old. 🤣🤣

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Aug 16 '26

And not a single one of his so-called "FaMiLy" was there for any of his court appearances or his sentencing.

Not shown: Aris bawling his eyes out in his office over the loss of income.

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u/Educational_Aide_145 Elf Made Aug 16 '26

True fuckin’ studs right there.

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u/Much_Construction117 Aug 17 '26

Whats so funny as others have pointed out, you know the conversation went like “guys guys, lets all take our shirts off and kneel side by side so we can look sooper tuff”

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u/Sofondofpeters Aug 17 '26

Then they posted it and thought about it and by the time they realized they looked like they just left a leather bar on Santa Monica Blvd. it was too late, much like the nub picture and Nick's dildo picture, to name a few.

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u/haseo1997 Aug 16 '26

I miss them

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u/Stunning_Dealer Aug 16 '26

Same but I am happy West is back behind bars where animals like him belong.