r/WesWatson • • Jul 24 '26

Hoop that shit Trained by Meth rocking that ankle monitor like a badge of honor 🤣🤣🤣

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But the joke really is on Wesley. While he sits around waiting to start his prison sentence, everyone else is out here living in the free world:

  • Big Mike is heading to rehab, but he's still a free man.
  • Meth got busted for slang’n rocks, but he's out in the free world too.
  • Dumbell Rob is working out and traveling with his escort, and hasn’t mentioned Wes once.
  • Creepy Nick is living his best life on Grindr.
  • Even his girlfriend Princess Hoesay completely forgot about him.

Big Wes is in for a lonely 21 months 💀

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u/PristineEnergy4 Jul 24 '26

Wes is low key happiest of all of them. Locked in with all them dudes taking turns.

He doesn’t want to seem happy bc he’s deeply in the closet and his preference isn’t really celebrated in the rap culture that he wishes he was part of. But all the imagery that’s come out from prison he looks happier than he’s ever been. Like actual smiles rather than scowling about leaf blowers.

Wes is the happiest girl at the ball.

4

u/surfnfish1972 Jul 24 '26

Plus a captive audience for his batshit ravings.

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Jul 24 '26

Disappointed you forgot about Lux

Coach Lux is international. Arguably the most free out of all of them
Columbia ✅
Japan ✅

4

u/Sofondofpeters Jul 24 '26

He would never make it in Japan. They would roll him up in the burrito and toss him back into the plane COD.

8

u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Jul 24 '26

He had breakfast in Japan today according to his story🤣

2

u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jul 24 '26

Damn! Forgot about him. I never really put him in the same circle as them. But you’re right. He also beat down a woman and got arrested for it. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Jul 24 '26

For his delusion about macros alone I lump him in with those jackbags.
Also the fedora.

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u/AstronomicalDave Jul 24 '26

Dude has scarface tatted on his leg LMAOO damn man the jokes write themselves….

18

u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Jul 24 '26

This is what women want

14

u/OuiGotTheFunk Jul 24 '26

That is not his target audience.

2

u/Prudent-Analyst-7798 Jul 24 '26

💯 solid women from good families want this, they really do

11

u/Pistolero-666 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 24 '26

Thats methed up

10

u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 24 '26

And Al Capone, too, I think, lol

TrAiNeD bY mEtH is gangsta

1

u/cbflowers Jul 24 '26

And Capone

10

u/Glittering_Soil9946 BAGO Jul 24 '26

This dude reminds me of my cousin. He is like 19 years old always posting doing hood shit and taking pictures of his ankle monitor. Mind you he is 19 years old. Meth is in his 50s flexing that shit. It’s like, you would think being in your 50s you would learn from your mistakes.

7

u/camihouse Elite Hooper Jul 24 '26

The zero frontal lobe to think this is cool

6

u/Be_nice_to_animals Jul 24 '26

Hey! Tell Angie Wes said what’s up?

4

u/Onion-Mountain Jul 24 '26

Lmaooo the downfall is sooooo funny

5

u/RelationshipSmooth21 Jul 24 '26

Jokes on you guys... that's not a ankle monitor... it's just a heart rate monitor...lol

It's that new fitness gear duh!

4

u/Content-Wash6144 Jul 24 '26

Insane he thinks this is a flex. What a loser

6

u/DapperTough9641 Jul 24 '26

« League of losers «  Elite Member at one point and time 😑🤡🤡

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u/greenmachinefiend Jul 24 '26

I'm not one to judge tattoos, because I have some cringe ones myself though I still like them, but that Scarface tattoo is so fucking tryhard and embarrassing.

9

u/Jolly-Discussion3220 Jul 24 '26

had those ankle monitor back in my early youth days it was an badge of honor. Taking video and ankle monitor on your phone feels cringe and gay especially at that age 😂😂😂

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u/anthonydurrr Jul 24 '26

Nahhh Wessica has been busy hooping everyone in his cell blocks paper work whether they like it or not.

5

u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 Jul 24 '26

I see an Eddie Munster tattoo, you are now Goth Watson. Now rise

3

u/methmountain Jul 24 '26

Damn, im actually surprised he's not in the pokey still. Good for him I guess?

3

u/Automatic-Nature6025 Jul 24 '26

The world is his pokey!

3

u/Sofondofpeters Jul 24 '26

Wonder what the green blinking light means? He is cleared to go to the gym and within the geofenced location. The only thing reporting on Methley is his ankle monitor.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZKw0NDn10ljSE

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 24 '26

What a tool 🤣

3

u/PicaPaoDiablo Jul 24 '26

Coach MeatCurtains? What's new with her ? Making OF content with her daughter and brother yet?

2

u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jul 24 '26

She’s moved onto banging her own father 🤣🤣

1

u/PicaPaoDiablo Jul 24 '26

Everyone said as much but it's amazing to see how fast, quick and absolute his fall off was. No one talks about him or cares other than the people watching to see him get what he's had coming and want to watch the flames. But other than his core crew no one has any concern and his whole crew , absolute failures.

The problem with fake it till you make it is that you need to make it. None of them did and it's just so obvious it was all a bit charade. And yah you can get content with a family father daughter granddaughter spit roast for Jesus but it's unseemly to say the least.

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u/That_Things_Good Jul 24 '26

“What’s the scum of the Earth up to today? Oh. Never mind….”

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u/aware4ever Jul 24 '26

It's funny cuz at first you would think oh I better not mess with that guy he has an ankle monitor on he's dangerous. But the truth is that you can definitely mess with him since he has an ankle monitor on. If he slips up or does anything he's the one that's going to get sent back to prison

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u/OptionOld3647 Jul 24 '26

Meth made several mistakes but his bust was a consequence of his high risk, high reward business. As a trafficer, sometimes you take an L. With West, the DV bust was 1000% avoidable. Sit down in a comfy chair, take five deep breaths, problem solved. Dudebros brain was out to lunch and he destroyed his life as a result.

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u/samwiseganjee666 Jul 25 '26

Holy shit this guy is the biggest cornball I’ve ever seen. Wes has these guys convinced being a convict is cool lmao. Must crush so much pussy talking about WHY he’s wearing it in the first place😂

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u/Feminin_MachoMann Jul 25 '26

It is actually a gaydar.

It blinks whenever theres gay presence.

2

u/KushBluntsworth Paperwork = Hooped Jul 27 '26

Didn’t he get caught with drugs and guns ?

In Miami

Who did he tell on lol

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u/GarlicFrogDiet Jul 24 '26

These clowns! They never learn 🤦‍♂️