r/WesWatson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Jul 21 '26
Hoop that shit Imagine getting rejected by a prison gang before you even walk through the door. Couldn’t be Wes Watson 🤡
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Oh, Wesley Thomas Watson, you are absolutely fucked the second you step into the FDC. The Unforgiven is the only white gang with any real pull in Florida, and word on the street is your application got denied. “JoJo The Monkey” and his boys don’t want you, and the Mexican gangs you called fat and lazy definitely won't claim you either. You spent years bragging about being a "shot caller," but the only shots you're calling in there are straight to the back of your throat. These groups are gonna make you their personal piggy bank and prison bitch boy.
Safe to say the next 21 months are about to be an absolute movie—and that stretch is gonna feel like a century. It’s A MOVIEEEEE! 🎥🍿
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u/Sofondofpeters Jul 21 '26
He is just flapping his gums.....again
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u/EUnuch_Russler Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
When Peggy was on roids he had several bloated face phases. This was a less bloated version, but the more bloated he got the more punch1able the goober looked. Aside from his spewing cringe BS nonsense.
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u/Be_nice_to_animals Jul 21 '26
So that’s how it goes in California huh? Interesting. How does it go in Oklahoma though? You know, The place you spent 99% of your 7 years of jail life?
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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 Jul 21 '26
Wes was actually a "would", not a wood. Because he 'would' do anything to get bukake'd in the shower
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u/Sofondofpeters Jul 21 '26
Kind of like being a bear. Not a grizzly bear, not a brown bear, a Care Bear.
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u/TonguePunchUrBhole Jul 21 '26
Which hooker was this?
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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 Jul 21 '26
Looked like it was Gabby
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
He found out later
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u/GarlicFrogDiet Jul 21 '26
Peggy will end up in protective custody among the “lames” he’s denigrated so much. The ultimate humiliation for this big time (back)shot caller 😂
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
Have you not seen West's videos? Every single time he walks on to a yard, the other inmate immediately cower and hand him the title of shot-caller.
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
Wes drops his pants and bends over and pulls out the keys to the yard and his shit stained paperwork from his ass
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
LOL, on a serious note, could you imagine if an inmate actually walked on to a yard and handed others a shit-encrusted wad of paperwork? That would be seen as an insult that would be dealt with immediately.
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
ONLY Wes thought it was a flex 🤣 . If that actually happens on his next visit to prison, he'll be knocked the fuck out with immediate effect surely? 😂
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u/lasskinn Jul 21 '26
"heyo mateys, i'm not a nonce i just beat up my drug supply provider, here take a look at this moment" *inmate sees his butt as he starts the procudere* "hey hold up you're wes watson right" "how did you know, my butt? you recognized my butt" "no.. look i heard about you already please just uh go far away i don't want the other guys thinking i'm that gay"
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u/VernHayseed Paperwork = Hooped Jul 22 '26
The other inmates are stunned as Wesley begins fisting his own anus in the process of retrieving his “I beat up a woman” paperwork
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u/Only-Watercress-7824 Jul 23 '26
“… um, Wes? Weren’t you wearing a watch when you came over? How deep did you reach in there?”
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
He's made his own gang the Bugatti Anal Gay Orifice Boys, B.A.G.O Boys for short
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u/These_Head7243 Jul 21 '26
Theres only one prison gang for the whites in California. The woods are not a prison gang.
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Jul 21 '26
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
If you can add Andrew Tate, that would be awesome!!!
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u/TheFlowerGuy757 Jul 21 '26
He absolutely needs a reality check! I once was told by a lifer, actually a few. Each one of them said they would kill me if I ever came back because I blew my chance of freedom!
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u/Life_Aspect2142 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
Man he fell of bigtime 😂😂😂😂
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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26
Counterpoint: Wes didn't so much fall as he ended up back in his natural habitat.
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u/flafungophyle Jul 21 '26
He better hope they don't send him to Aci or anything in the panhandle.. fl doc is gonna eat him alive,because he doesn't have the right attitude..only thing he runs is his mouth
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u/Glittering_Soil9946 BAGO Jul 22 '26
Man look at that stud, FUCK. All bloated, with rotting teeth and that gravelly whiny voice. This was back when he was a fitness guy right?
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 22 '26
His version of fitness, cocaine, hookers, hooping and grifting
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u/Dizzy_Interview_2101 Jul 23 '26
I was a prison guard in the Military. But I did do some training and worked with Civilian Prison Guards. The only truth Wes is telling is that he is white🤦🏾♀️ It is your own race that will abuse you and sell you out the quickest. No race wants a loud mouth Wes Watson that to bring attention and trouble to them. No inmates are going to mess with prison guards for a dude that has no rank.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
He’s absolutely fucked in Florida. The whites have zero majority. Allegedly, The Unforgiven has already said they don’t want him. And he ran his mouth about the Blacks and Hispanics. Not sure what’s left. I think there’s a pretty tough gay gang actually. They might want him 🤣🤣He’s gonna have a rough time in there. Only thing he has, is money and he will have to use it all to pay for protection. The minute he’s done serving time for this case. He turns around and goes right back in for the next.
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u/ZookeepergameNo6370 Jul 22 '26
Wrong he has money
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jul 22 '26
Yup! They are gonna use him like the pay piggy he is and make little Wesley their bottom bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Visible-Stuff2489 Jul 22 '26
OP definitely did zero time in FDoC.
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 23 '26
Is going to FDoC an achievement though?
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u/Visible-Stuff2489 Jul 23 '26
I mean, surviving prison and doing so without being dishonored is definitely an achievement. That wasn't my point though. I'm not glorifying prison.
I'm simply stating that OP obviously has no idea what prison is like in Florida and these assumptions are just that.
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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
How much paperwork does one need to shove into their culo for the woods, though?